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By *hickthighs-26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina

No not that kind you dirty bleepers.

Theres not enough moaning on here i feel, so here is a safe space to have a moan.

But the catch is it cant be about fab 😁

My moan is that its not halloween all year round.

Oh and i should be able to live on a diet of chocolate and chips and not put a pound on.

Sick of it

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By *ellgameMan
1 week ago

London

Yes not enough moaning.

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By *agic.MMan
1 week ago

Kent/London

No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

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By *oul_Man_501Man
1 week ago

Kent


"No not that kind you dirty bleepers.

Theres not enough moaning on here i feel, so here is a safe space to have a moan.

But the catch is it cant be about fab 😁

My moan is that its not halloween all year round.

Oh and i should be able to live on a diet of chocolate and chips and not put a pound on.

Sick of it "

Chocolate and Chips 👍👍👍👍👍

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By *hickthighs-26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒"

😱 obvs you mean in real life cos we dont moan about fab on this thread and the answer to that is because in real life i dont have any messages of men 🤣🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Sunderland

I'd like a diet of zinfandel and meat feast pizza!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 week ago

Sunderland


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒"

Because some men send nice messages

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By *heron ShanMan
1 week ago

Durham


"No not that kind you dirty bleepers.

Theres not enough moaning on here i feel, so here is a safe space to have a moan.

But the catch is it cant be about fab 😁

My moan is that its not halloween all year round.

Oh and i should be able to live on a diet of chocolate and chips and not put a pound on.

Sick of it "

Not to worry, I have plenty of treats to last 12 months of the year.

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By *opeye89Man
1 week ago

London

Tiramisu should always be available for breakfast

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By *agic.MMan
1 week ago

Kent/London


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

😱 obvs you mean in real life cos we dont moan about fab on this thread and the answer to that is because in real life i dont have any messages of men 🤣🤣"

What's your WhatsApp?

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By *hickthighs-26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

😱 obvs you mean in real life cos we dont moan about fab on this thread and the answer to that is because in real life i dont have any messages of men 🤣🤣

What's your WhatsApp?"

Dont tease me. Its mean

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By *adyBugsWoman
1 week ago

not local even if it says I am

I hate having to make my own cuppa in the morning. Someone else should do it for a change 😡

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
1 week ago

north east

Not a lot is annoying me at the minute which is very unusual ha do have little to moan about

I’m quite angry/upset that summer is almost over we wait all bastard winter for what feels like an eternity for the warm weather to come round then when it does you blink and it’s fucking half over I might get fat this winter on purpose

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

I bottled loads of honey in half pound jars only to find out the entries for the local competition need to be in 1lb jars. I can't be arsed.

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By *agic.MMan
1 week ago

Kent/London


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

😱 obvs you mean in real life cos we dont moan about fab on this thread and the answer to that is because in real life i dont have any messages of men 🤣🤣

What's your WhatsApp?

Dont tease me. Its mean "

No, but seriously...what's your WhatsApp 👀

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

no

Why am I such a chunk?

Why can't I drink before midday!?

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

no


"Not a lot is annoying me at the minute which is very unusual ha do have little to moan about

I’m quite angry/upset that summer is almost over we wait all bastard winter for what feels like an eternity for the warm weather to come round then when it does you blink and it’s fucking half over I might get fat this winter on purpose "

Summer can bloody do one!

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By *hisIsMe58Man
1 week ago

Winchester

Coffee and doughnuts is the breakfast of champions and should be prescribed to anyone feeling down.

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By *opeye89Man
1 week ago

London

Currently in Wales and I’m craving for fish and chips. Everywhere I go is closed. Where can I go to get some?!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

It's Friday evening and I don't know what to do with myself 😠

I've had a wank

Drank some beer

Tried playing the new update for Quake

Tried playing Chivalry 2

Tried working on some music

Watching Hellraiser (again)

Non of it is working! I'm not engaged!

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By *heron ShanMan
1 week ago

Durham

I can't think of anything to moan about.

Sorry, I have nothing.

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By *lizaDay91Woman
1 week ago

It'sASecret

Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets.

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

no


"Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets."

Be thankful they don't slide under your armpits when you lie down. Small boobs are good.

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London

It's taken me hours to clean and move furniture in only ⅓ of my living room today.

I wanted to get more done.

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London

Why did Golden Wonder discontinue their Malt Vinegar flavour crisps.

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
1 week ago

north east


"Not a lot is annoying me at the minute which is very unusual ha do have little to moan about

I’m quite angry/upset that summer is almost over we wait all bastard winter for what feels like an eternity for the warm weather to come round then when it does you blink and it’s fucking half over I might get fat this winter on purpose

Summer can bloody do one! "

Haha it is nearly done sadly

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By *arkWing_JayMan
1 week ago

Northamptonshire

I should get a body like Dwayne Johnson with only 1 gym session a week, and no care for how bad my diet is.

I'm sick of having to work off my fat, and then put it back on again cos Im too greedy and love food. 🤣

Very unfair

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By *heron ShanMan
1 week ago

Durham


"Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets."

Yes, why are my boobs so small as well and I don't like pickled onion crisp and my salt levels are fine, so that's my moan.

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By *ornyscotsman198812Man
1 week ago

Aberdeen

35p for a Freddo and 30p for a chomp.

Prison sentences need to be handed out for this.

1 month for ever penny over 10p

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 week ago

East London


"Why did Golden Wonder discontinue their Malt Vinegar flavour crisps."

Actually, I think they were Savoury Vinegar.

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By *lizaDay91Woman
1 week ago

It'sASecret


"Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets.

Be thankful they don't slide under your armpits when you lie down. Small boobs are good. "

They don't need to be huge just a lil' bigger. They were a B cup and disappeared for some reason. I'd happily have those back! I've checked behind the fridge and sofa and they don't seem to be in either of those places. They're not behind the bed either.

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By *arkWing_JayMan
1 week ago

Northamptonshire


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

Because some men send nice messages "

I got something nice to send you 😉😏😏...

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One Meat Feast pizza, just need the code from the app ta x

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By *agic.MMan
1 week ago

Kent/London


"Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets.

Be thankful they don't slide under your armpits when you lie down. Small boobs are good.

They don't need to be huge just a lil' bigger. They were a B cup and disappeared for some reason. I'd happily have those back! I've checked behind the fridge and sofa and they don't seem to be in either of those places. They're not behind the bed either."

We'll all keep an eye out for them 👀

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By *WB85Man
1 week ago

Staffordshire

My local and most favourite kebab house have fucked off on holiday for a month without my consent!!!!

Its outrageous!!

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By *hickthighs-26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

😱 obvs you mean in real life cos we dont moan about fab on this thread and the answer to that is because in real life i dont have any messages of men 🤣🤣

What's your WhatsApp?

Dont tease me. Its mean

No, but seriously...what's your WhatsApp 👀"

DM'd you hun

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By *lizaDay91Woman
1 week ago

It'sASecret


"Why are my boobs so f*****g small. I already complain about that a lot on here, but it's really unfair how tiny they are for my frame. People with big boobs need to stop hogging them and share with me!

I'd also like to be able to live off salt and vinegar, and pickled onion golden wonder cirps without gaining any weight unless it's on my boobs. I'd also like my salt levels to remain at a normal level with this diet....and for my breath to smell fresh even though I've just eaten 5 packets.

Be thankful they don't slide under your armpits when you lie down. Small boobs are good.

They don't need to be huge just a lil' bigger. They were a B cup and disappeared for some reason. I'd happily have those back! I've checked behind the fridge and sofa and they don't seem to be in either of those places. They're not behind the bed either.

We'll all keep an eye out for them 👀"

I'd appreciate that.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

I want to moan about people moaning about things on a moaning thread!

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
1 week ago

Lincolnshire

Why can't I go to sleep and wake up refreshed in a morning?

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By *hickthighs-26 OP   Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina


"I want to moan about people moaning about things on a moaning thread!"

Ah but only people who hate moaning are allowed to moan about people moaning holly get with it.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away


"I want to moan about people moaning about things on a moaning thread!

Ah but only people who hate moaning are allowed to moan about people moaning holly get with it. "

The word moan looks more weird the more times it's written

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By *agic.MMan
1 week ago

Kent/London

Why can't Steven Seagal stop making movies? It's becoming sad at this point 😒...P.S Jean Claude Van Damme is better than Steven Seagal!!!

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By *actile TensionMan
1 week ago

Sussex

Why has water got to be so wet

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol


"Why has water got to be so wet"

Apparently water isn't wet

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
1 week ago

Hampshire

I'm so over these recurring heat waves, having a hosepipe ban and a dead garden. Can we just have some rain already??? Not too much though, or we'll end up flooded out of the house because the water can't seep into the parched ground...

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair


"No, but really...why not just block all men from messaging 😒

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Because some men send nice messages "

Some men send nice replies (if ·you· message them first).

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