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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

The vicar and his wife Mary had popped round to discuss suitable hymns for Sunday’s service.

As I was passing round the chocolate hobnobs, Mary mentioned she likes a good nob to nibble on, and so titillated by this she went and wet her knickers on the Parker Knoll 3 seater settee.

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By *ellhungvweMan
1 week ago

Cheltenham

Good job you didn’t tell her about the Arch Deacons MMA fight where he bashed the bishop.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

"Good job you didn’t tell her about the Arch Deacons MMA fight where he bashed the bishop."

When the bishop challenged him to come in the ring... This wasn't what he had in mind

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
1 week ago

Hampshire

I'd love an evening with you two chatting shite like this! 😂😂

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By *ellhungvweMan
1 week ago

Cheltenham

"I'd love an evening with you two chatting shite like this! 😂😂"

I didn’t have you down as a religious type, more of a lay member?

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By *he National ThrustMan
1 week ago

sunny old Horsham

Some rectories have incredibly easy access, just come and go, get the stress off your chest, it's divine..

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By *eroLondonMan
1 week ago

Mayfair

"Some rectums have incredibly easy access, just come and go, get the stress off your chest, it's divine..."

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Fixed that for you. These ecclesiastical freudian slips can be troublesome!

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By *he National ThrustMan
1 week ago

sunny old Horsham

"Some rectums have incredibly easy access, just come and go, get the stress off your chest, it's divine...

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Fixed that for you. These ecclesiastical freudian slips can be troublesome!"

In the name of all that is hole-y

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd love an evening with you two chatting shite like this! 😂😂"

Do we have to chat.

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

How did Nan take that the mucky pup

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup"

On all fours again.

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup

On all fours again. "

Dirty antics

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup

On all fours again.

Dirty antics

Bloody maniac she is

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup

On all fours again.

Dirty antics

Bloody maniac she is "

Send her my number

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup

On all fours again.

Dirty antics

Bloody maniac she is

Send her my number

I’ll send you a taxi.

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By *huskofamanMan
1 week ago

nowhere

I am lead to believe that the vicar does enjoy a good tart from time to time

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I am lead to believe that the vicar does enjoy a good tart from time to time "

Lemon?

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By *earditallWoman
1 week ago

Lancaster

"How did Nan take that the mucky pup

On all fours again.

Dirty antics

Bloody maniac she is

Send her my number

I’ll send you a taxi.

Do I need to shave my legs?

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