FabSwingers.com forum: Guys, do you fuck watermelons?

By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

If not, why?

Please discuss………..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
1 week ago

Carlisle usually

I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.

Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜

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By *reachers SonMan
1 week ago

north West

Not on a first date

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By *rEssKayMan
1 week ago

It varies

Never my own, maybe if I'm round the neighbours

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By *c4funMan
1 week ago

nottingham

Obviously yes

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By *viatrixCouple
1 week ago

Gatwick

Does your jap eye enjoy entering the fresh flesh, Rexy? 🍉

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

It's normally frowned upon in Asda

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By *idlandiaMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

How do you even go about this?

It may explain the two guys who bought like 7 in lidl the other day

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By *unover40Couple
1 week ago

yeovil

Yellow, green ...any preference?

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By *cott45hullMan
1 week ago

Hull

I slipped and fell and it was a coincidence my pants fell down at the same time ok!!!!!!!

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

I like it when you pull your todger out of it and the watermelon makes a fanny fart noise

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By *iredhand2Man
1 week ago

Sale

Clearly the phrase, “Necessity is the mother of invention” has never been more true in this case 😲

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By *oiluvfunMan
1 week ago

Penrith

I eat cantaloupe every week, for the natural Viagra element of the juice, and the soluble fibre aspect keeping my bowel regular 😎

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I like it when you pull your todger out of it and the watermelon makes a fanny fart noise

Do you eat the watermelon afterwards?

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By *aked beachMan
1 week ago

22 The Avenue

"It's normally frowned upon in Asda"

That’s why I go to Morrisons 👍👍

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By *enukhanMan
1 week ago

Near Rugby

Be careful of where the pips go, so a friend told me 😳

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I prefer the exquisite penile embrace of a marrow but watermelons provide a perfectly satisfying sexual experience 🍉

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"I like it when you pull your todger out of it and the watermelon makes a fanny fart noise

Do you eat the watermelon afterwards?"

Just rim it

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By *kphooey43Man
1 week ago

Barnet

I find that a pineapple is better if you core it first. The acidic nature reminds one of the biting remarks that ones partner fires out when she has not climaxed but you are already sated

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I like it when you pull your todger out of it and the watermelon makes a fanny fart noise

Do you eat the watermelon afterwards?

Just rim it

I was waiting for your epic response, you didn't disappoint

🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

Oh yes. You can't beat the honey dew ..

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
1 week ago

Stourbridge

Is this a joke?

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By *iver78Man
1 week ago

barton upon humber

"If not, why?

Please discuss……….."

Kinda question the lads ask when they get pissed on alcopops after work but there like eairly 20s and pissed so kinda understand why they would 🤭

Tbh its never crossed my mind but cant for the life of me think why id want to 😵‍💫

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By *essTTWoman
1 week ago

Birmingham

"If not, why?

Please discuss……….."

Are you trying to get mentioned in the next "strange topic" thread?

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By *nplainsight200Man
1 week ago

fareham

Only on high days and holidays but never on a Sunday.

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By *ocknockerMan
1 week ago

yorks

Last time I tried it was really enjoyable but on the downside I can’t ever go back to that Tesco xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
1 week ago

My nan’s spare room.

If you’re not circumcised is there not a risk of seeds lodging in your foreskin?

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"If not, why?

Please discuss………..

Are you trying to get mentioned in the next "strange topic" thread? "

It’s only the same as women who stick cucumbers up their chuff

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By *enukhanMan
1 week ago

Near Rugby

"Oh yes. You can't beat the honey dew .."

Dont forget the nectar points

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"Last time I tried it was really enjoyable but on the downside I can’t ever go back to that Tesco xx"

That’s why mums shop at Iceland

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 week ago

Round the bend

"Oh yes. You can't beat the honey dew ..

Dont forget the nectar points "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *eadyPlayerOneMan
1 week ago

Loughton

Wow, never in a million years had the thought crossed my mind…. 😅

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By *froVybesMan
1 week ago

Essex

If you can eat a watermelon gracefully, you've got a talent I definitely don't. Haha

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By *ou only live onceMan
1 week ago

London

I'm not wasting my favourite fruit for anyone.

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By *hank you sirMan
1 week ago

colchester

Im confused, how do you fuck a watermelon? And do they want to be fucked?

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By *enukhanMan
1 week ago

Near Rugby

Ahhh so the Harry Styles song Watermelon Sugar High, wasn't actually about oral sex, it was full on sex

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
1 week ago

Wrexham

I absolutely haven't had sexual relations with a pumpkin around Halloween time.....

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By *hil most chillMan
1 week ago

London, South East & Europe

"It's normally frowned upon in Asda"

Anything goes in Lidl though

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By *007ManMan
1 week ago

Worthing

Yes but got arrested.

Should have took it home from Tesco first.

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan
1 week ago

cockwelwyn

Tbh I’ve never had that urge and how do you know if they give consent or not or even legal age ? Is a honeydew melon acceptable or is that classed as cheating ? Plus you know what they say if there’s no pictures it never happened ? X

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Fellas, if you do can you post a video?

Maybe one of those five minute craft style ones with instructions as well as the conclusion

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

I've just done my food shopping in Asda and can confirm there were no watermelons.

Are you diminishing the stocks Rexy?

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By *viatrixCouple
1 week ago

Gatwick

Now I wish I had a peen to try this out.

And a warm apple pie too… 🥧

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 week ago

Chichester

"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.

Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜"

We cut a hole in it silly

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By *tannersMan
1 week ago

stanley

No, only Apple Pies

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By *heron ShanMan
1 week ago

Durham

It would all depends on what type of watermelon and if the watermelon consented.

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By *ewFIFEGuyMan
1 week ago

marakesh

Jesus Christ !

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By *hat.coupleCouple
1 week ago

Kent

"I eat cantaloupe every week, for the natural Viagra element of the juice, and the soluble fibre aspect keeping my bowel regular 😎"

Wow sounds sexy! Talk dirty to me more baby.........

Mrs x

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By *heron ShanMan
1 week ago

Durham

"Jesus Christ ! "
Are you currently fucking a watermelon

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By *dmit-itMan
1 week ago

Bristol

I used to but she moved away

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By *ersatilefoxMan
1 week ago

Notts

"If not, why?

Please discuss……….."

Why the hell would you?

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By *otopaxiMan
1 week ago

nostalgia

"If not, why?

Please discuss……….."

I prefer oral…..

And I swallow

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By *pthillMan
1 week ago

st shithole

Seek help

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By *abioMan
1 week ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The only good things to put into watermelon is either rum… or vodka

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By *e-OptimistMan
1 week ago

Stalybridge

What next- banana up the bum?

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.

Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜

We cut a hole in it silly

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"What next- banana up the bum?"

Ooooooo a fruit cocktail

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By *hilCoolMan
1 week ago

kirby cross

I haven’t fucked a water melon yet, but sounds like a good idea. I will have to try it.

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"I haven’t fucked a water melon yet, but sounds like a good idea. I will have to try it."

Please report back your sexual escapade

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina

Too small

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
1 week ago

Carlisle usually

"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.

Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜

We cut a hole in it silly

Yeah but you'd still be aware of the edges of the hole right?

And balls slamming against hard watermelon would be very different to against soft peach 💜

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By *rchie300Man
1 week ago

Hamworthy

No never but I’ll destroy an Apple pie

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.

Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜

We cut a hole in it silly

Yeah but you'd still be aware of the edges of the hole right?

And balls slamming against hard watermelon would be very different to against soft peach 💜"

Have you seen the kip of some of the fannys that are knocking about?

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By *lackadderMan
1 week ago

Eastbourne

I do know of a man who was caught shagging a rolled pork joint, uncooked. He was supplementing the experience by watching Student nurses in their dorms at night……

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 week ago

Wolverhampton

"Have you seen the kip of some of the fannys that are knocking about? "

Is that like the cut of her jib? Because it sounds painful if it is

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

Have you seen the price of watermelons!?

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"Have you seen the kip of some of the fannys that are knocking about?

Is that like the cut of her jib? Because it sounds painful if it is "

More like the wound from her axe

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"Have you seen the price of watermelons!?"

You can’t put a price on love xx

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By *acktopervMan
1 week ago

Stourport-On-Severn

I feel that yet another BBC investigation into FAB is incoming

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By *appyGuy_2025Man
1 week ago

somewhere

Prefer pineapples

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By *rtydeedsdnedrtcheapMan
1 week ago

Wirral

"Have you seen the price of watermelons!?

You can’t put a price on love xx"

You can, £5.50 in tesco

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By *ildbillkidMan
1 week ago

where the road goes on forever

In the store ??? Certainly not, out in the field maybe

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
1 week ago

Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔

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By *aked beachMan
1 week ago

22 The Avenue

"Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔 "

I expect a good run up would do the trick 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
1 week ago

"Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔

I expect a good run up would do the trick 🏃🏃🏃🏃"

🤣🤣

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Greater London

No does that make me Melon-phobic?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
1 week ago

IPSWICH

"Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔 "

You'd have to go at it like woody wood pecker.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
1 week ago

IPSWICH

"No does that make me Melon-phobic? "

Maybe a little honeydewbious

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
1 week ago

the land of vagina

"No does that make me Melon-phobic? "

Are you straight? If so then Yes

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By *aykelly50Man
1 week ago

Kinross

"Be careful of where the pips go, so a friend told me 😳 "

No pips, you cut a hole in the end just a little tighter than the thickness of your erect penis

Then scrape out all seeds with a spoon, and squish up the insides a little then slide your erection deep inside and slowly fuck, or sit back and stroke the melon up and down, it feels amazing

Even better if you warm the whole melon in warm water first before cutting hole and spooning out seeds.

So I've been told anyway! Haven't tried myself

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By *upid25Man
1 week ago

london

🤔 Not really. Well I did fuck a pineapple once thou 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *ourpornfixMan
1 week ago

East Cheshire

You calling me a vegan?

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Be careful of where the pips go, so a friend told me 😳

No pips, you cut a hole in the end just a little tighter than the thickness of your erect penis

Then scrape out all seeds with a spoon, and squish up the insides a little then slide your erection deep inside and slowly fuck, or sit back and stroke the melon up and down, it feels amazing

Even better if you warm the whole melon in warm water first before cutting hole and spooning out seeds.

So I've been told anyway! Haven't tried myself

Ye know too much

Too much!

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By *olo180Man
1 week ago

Greater London

"No does that make me Melon-phobic?

Are you straight? If so then Yes

Oh well, I won’t lose any sleep over it

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By *erry 58Man
1 week ago

Doncaster

Depends what sex it is

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By *exy Rexy OP Man
1 week ago

Up North

"Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔 "

Have you seen my cock?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
1 week ago

"Isn’t watermelon flesh quite hard? I imagine you’d have to tunnel some sort of suitable canal into it first 🤔

Have you seen my cock?

I sure have… you have a public video

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