FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Fuckwittery!

By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

Send the men in white coats please.

I’ve just spent 8 minutes trying to wedge a door open with a proper door wedge, Getting more annoyed that it wasn’t staying open. To then realise I had the wedge on the wrong side.

I’m doomed 😱

Anyone else willing to admit to a similar act of fuckwittery?

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Pushing the door at the Pharmacy and not being able to get in despite the fact that is said open and had been open since 9.00. The person behind me said "Let me try" and pulled the door and walked in ahead of me.

Tosser!

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By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"Pushing the door at the Pharmacy and not being able to get in despite the fact that is said open and had been open since 9.00. The person behind me said "Let me try" and pulled the door and walked in ahead of me.

Tosser!

😂. Welcome to the Friday fuckwit club

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By *athomMan
2 weeks ago

South Coast

Tosser!

On a similar theme , so used to technology I stood by a revolving door to a shopping centre, the guy behind tutted , pushed past me and walked through rolling his eyes.

I had a quick look around for any witnesses

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By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

Tosser!

On a similar theme , so used to technology I stood by a revolving door to a shopping centre, the guy behind tutted , pushed past me and walked through rolling his eyes.

I had a quick look around for any witnesses "

Welcome to the club 😂

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By *earditallWoman
2 weeks ago

Lancaster

I came on here d*unk and ragged off qith someone I deffo should not have ragged off with n woke up to like 20 messages off said chap and feel like a proper fuxkwit this morning

Moral of the story fab and vodka is not a good mix.

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By *issEmmWoman
2 weeks ago

Bournemouth

I have not left my bed yet so the world is safe from my fuckery today

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By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"I came on here d*unk and ragged off qith someone I deffo should not have ragged off with n woke up to like 20 messages off said chap and feel like a proper fuxkwit this morning

Moral of the story fab and vodka is not a good mix."

Oh dear

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By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"I have not left my bed yet so the world is safe from my fuckery today "

😂

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By *iver78Man
2 weeks ago

barton upon humber

"I came on here d*unk and ragged off qith someone I deffo should not have ragged off with n woke up to like 20 messages off said chap and feel like a proper fuxkwit this morning

Moral of the story fab and vodka is not a good mix."

Trust me your not the first and deffo wont be last , I have a chat with a d*unk lady on her one night , said good night as it was getting weird and she proceeded to send over me over 30 message raging from very nice to utterly disturbing and ended up very sad !!

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Ely

This morning I put a sock on my right foot first, instead of my left foot.

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By *tanners OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"This morning I put a sock on my right foot first, instead of my left foot.

OMG what kind of new filth is this !!!😂

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By *cott45hullMan
2 weeks ago

Hull

None yet but I’m at the dentist this afternoon so there’s time yet 🤦‍♂️

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