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By *rTeeth777 OP   Man
1 week ago

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Had a message this morning asking about my cock size (actually from a lady for once, but might be fake profile!)

Got me thinking if everyone measures from belly or others measure from balls side or another reference point?

Any other ladies interested please feel free to PM me

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By *aomilatteCouple
1 week ago

Midlands

Most don't measure. In all the times we've been in a swinging club we've never seen anyone walking around with a tape measure

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By *allSmallMan
1 week ago

West London

It’s all very debatable…best plan is use an object for scale for people to really be able to judge you.

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By *untime40Man
1 week ago

car park

You do it from the top push the tape to your pubic none then measure the tip
"Had a message this morning asking about my cock size (actually from a lady for once, but might be fake profile!)

Got me thinking if everyone measures from belly or others measure from balls side or another reference point?

Any other ladies interested please feel free to PM me

"

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By *oldmilkMan
1 week ago

In trouble, apparently…

I really get turned off by these kinds of requests. Not because of the size thing, but because it seems to be the most important thing to some people.

And the size of my dick isn’t the most important thing in my life.

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By *uddling specialistMan
1 week ago

colchester


"It’s all very debatable…best plan is use an object for scale for people to really be able to judge you."
the classic sky remote trick 😂😂

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By *rEssKayMan
1 week ago

It varies

Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges.

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By *oldmilkMan
1 week ago

In trouble, apparently…


"Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges."

If you measure in cm, people will assume you are French.

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By *aven.Woman
1 week ago

no

Yes. Measure right from the belly. We love to know about those extra inches that are never gonna get anywhere near us.

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By *rEssKayMan
1 week ago

It varies


"Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges.

If you measure in cm, people will assume you are French. "

I suppose a profile saying "I'm looking for hung, must be 20.32 cm or more" is a little difficult to swallow. As is the cock in question.

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By *rTeeth777 OP   Man
1 week ago

d


"Yes. Measure right from the belly. We love to know about those extra inches that are never gonna get anywhere near us. "

Reasonably flat belly for an old one here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
1 week ago

Glasgow

Maybe more thorough measurements would attract detail-orientated ladies. Thickness of the main vein (in mm). The precise albedo of the jap’s eye. Beighton score for the ‘boing’ when erect.

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By *tannersMan
1 week ago

stanley

Everyone knows the proper unit of measurement for cocks is pound coins laid end to end

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By *hmy51Man
1 week ago

newcastle

Let them see it then they can judge it because they won't believe you until they see it

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By *arand25Couple
1 week ago

Crowborough

We ask for cock measurements for a reason as S has a tiny pussy & gets bruised inside if it's too big, we sadly have to turn down the lucky guys.

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By *Rule_DFILMan
1 week ago

side you

Can honestly I have never measured

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By *eard and LegsCouple
1 week ago

Central Scotland


"I really get turned off by these kinds of requests. Not because of the size thing, but because it seems to be the most important thing to some people.

And the size of my dick isn’t the most important thing in my life. "

Yip!! A number means nothing and is very off putting. I’m more about what you can do with it and if it’s clean!!

Mrs x

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
1 week ago

(User no longer on site)

I've currently got the Fab measuring can, if anyone wants to borrow it, drop me a message... oh wait, you can't. I'll just leave it on the pavement outside my house then.

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By *easing_twoCouple
1 week ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Everyone knows that you just use a lynx can or sky remote. And take the picture in the toilet.

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By *iker MidlandsMan
1 week ago

Birmingham

Never measured mine, so if anyone asks, I just say I'm average, hopefully lol

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By *exy RexyMan
1 week ago

Up North

I measure mine from my arse hole for the full effect

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By *ornyguyMan
1 week ago

Hillsborough, NI

South Park did an episode on the science and different methods of measuring penis size

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
1 week ago

Lincolnshire


"I measure mine from my arse hole for the full effect "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ootyfruityCouple
1 week ago

andover

I measure from my asshole to a bit above the head of my cock….gotta get those fab inches in

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By *pthillMan
1 week ago

st shithole

Ive never measured it

EVER

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By *ootyfruityCouple
1 week ago

andover


"Ive never measured it

EVER"

Have you actually never measured it? Or is it like when a guys says he’s never tried sucking his own cock? you know for sure he has 😂

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By *iver78Man
1 week ago

barton upon humber

Must admit never measured mine , had an ex who did it when we were f@#king about but then did it again a few days later and it was bigger so never know which one to go by lol

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By *pthillMan
1 week ago

st shithole


"Ive never measured it

EVER

Have you actually never measured it? Or is it like when a guys says he’s never tried sucking his own cock? you know for sure he has 😂"

Hahaha

I wish i could

No ,, genuinely never measured,, i might be disappointed

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By *ancman44Man
1 week ago

Manchester

Get the tape measure out. A girl as part of a couple said my balls where big so tried to measure them a bit tricky but managed it.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
1 week ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges.

If you measure in cm, people will assume you are French. "

Isn't it weird (as an aside); I grew up in a country that was completely metric from before I was born. We all happily internalised distance in meters and kilometers , weight in grams and kilograms, volumes in liters... yet we still talked about height in feet and inches, and penis size in inches. People are weird.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
1 week ago

Central


"Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges."

Over here in mainland Europe and elsewhere in the world, it's standard to see bigger numbers quoted, such as over 20cm.

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

Cover the lot with paint and make a print…. Like playschool potato printing

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By *ealitybitesMan
1 week ago

Belfast


"Also, a related question, does everyone use inches? It suggests a hangover from the older generation so maybe our grandfathers and great grandfathers were measuring way back when.

Although taking a picture with a box brownie would have had it's challenges."

Only amateurs use inches and centimetres.

As my bio can attest some of us use mm(as in millimetres and not as in mm that's nice).

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By *wingingVinesCouple
1 week ago

Halifax

I'm more interested in girth than length...if you don't measure that, how can you be sure you're using the right size condoms?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 week ago

Bristol

In my opinion, if it can be inserted it should be measured

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By *issy Maid CDTV/TS
1 week ago

Derbyshire


"Everyone knows that you just use a lynx can or sky remote. And take the picture in the toilet."

And some pubes or other detritus on the rim and a load of clothes tossed the floor in the background. Oh yes, some mouldy grout on the tiles.

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