Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A sneeze I was holding in, the lady thought I'd finished over her back.. Oops. "🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A sneeze I was holding in, the lady thought I'd finished over her back.. Oops.
🤣🤣🤣"Honestly, it was only like 30 seconds in, had to play it down as I was like "oh no I last longer.. Just" - made her laugh. Ended the session. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once fist-pumped and “Yessss” on successfully ejaculating. It wasn’t well received. " The fist-pump or ejaculation? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once fist-pumped and “Yessss” on successfully ejaculating. It wasn’t well received. The fist-pump or ejaculation? "The fist pump. I don’t think the additional “back of the net!!!” on my Alan Partridge voice really helped other. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. " That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A sneeze I was holding in, the lady thought I'd finished over her back.. Oops. "Did you tell her it was only snot? What would be worse, snot or cum? I would guess snot 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I pulled out and went back in, creating an air pocket which resulted in what's known as a fanny fart. I kept going but she couldn't stop laughing and we cuddled instead." Omg I did this and all I could say was whoops a daisy . I'm not sure what was more embarrassing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A sneeze I was holding in, the lady thought I'd finished over her back.. Oops.
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, it was only like 30 seconds in, had to play it down as I was like "oh no I last longer.. Just" - made her laugh. Ended the session. "Just seen this!!! OH NOOO!!! That’s so embarrassing, puts my Pizza Man slip up to shame. At least you got a funny story to tell, it made me laugh out loud.😂😂😂 I also felt sorry for you as it ended the fun 🫣 Thanks for sharing your unfortunate experience 👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Can you guess where it is yet | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I pulled out and went back in, creating an air pocket which resulted in what's known as a fanny fart. I kept going but she couldn't stop laughing and we cuddled instead." Not another one, got a laugh but it brought out the chequered flag on your fun! At least you had a nice intimate cuddle, I really hope you got the chance to see her again 🤞 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I pulled out and went back in, creating an air pocket which resulted in what's known as a fanny fart. I kept going but she couldn't stop laughing and we cuddled instead. Omg I did this and all I could say was whoops a daisy . I'm not sure what was more embarrassing " Probably the, “whoops a daisy” or it would of been for me if that just slipped out my mouth. A little irony that the post refers to slipping out and there are two of you telling your story of how physically slipping out caused your cringey moments 🫣😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet" I think she is completely baffled, don’t you know she is a Lady with Blue Blood? 😊😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Once and a married lady in front of her shocked husband tell me to pull her knickers aside slide into her gently then pump My cunt "Where were you when this happened? Please don’t say in the queue at Tesco or something. Now that would be embarrassing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was once with my friend, it was hot and sticky and there were some questionable noises due to the moisture levels. Me being me just came out with 'it sounds like we have a duck in here'. He couldn't hold it together and we had a laugh about it. Now every time I hear those noises I just hear ssshhhhh don't you dare. " It sounded like a duck?!!! That’s a new one for me, at least you only use your inner voice now 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet" Up the bumhole 🤪 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Once and a married lady in front of her shocked husband tell me to pull her knickers aside slide into her gently then pump My cunt
Where were you when this happened?
Please don’t say in the queue at Tesco or something.
Now that would be embarrassing "🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once fist-pumped and “Yessss” on successfully ejaculating. It wasn’t well received. " I do this everytime with a lovely lady I see now and again lol even give her a rating as she does me lol , but she is a genuine FB lol wouldent try it with anyone else | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪" Hey!!! I defended your reputation as a Lady!! Buggered that one up now 😂😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪 Hey!!! I defended your reputation as a Lady!! Buggered that one up now 😂😂" Wasn't me. I was hacked  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪" Ooooooo matron! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪 Ooooooo matron! " That's M'lady to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪 Ooooooo matron! That's M'lady to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣" Call me Parker or poker 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪 Hey!!! I defended your reputation as a Lady!! Buggered that one up now 😂😂 Wasn't me. I was hacked "I believe you although millions wouldn’t 😇😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I once broke out into Neil Diamond when asked how something felt and I replied with 'so good'. Nearly fell off the bed laughing. That’s soo funny, good to have a laugh for the right reasons in the bedroom 😂😂 Much better than singing, “Backstreet’s back…alright”. While trying to convince the lady to try letting you enter her by an alternative route 😁😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you guess where it is yet Up the bumhole 🤪 Ooooooo matron! That's M'lady to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Call me Parker or poker 😜" Careful Parker, she has an array of horse sized dildos 😳😳 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I pulled out and went back in, creating an air pocket which resulted in what's known as a fanny fart. I kept going but she couldn't stop laughing and we cuddled instead. Omg I did this and all I could say was whoops a daisy . I'm not sure what was more embarrassing " We've all been there... 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"That reminds me of Liquor at the front...poker No..no..totally forgot the rest!" 🤣🤣😈😈 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was on top and using my wand on myself at the same time, it made a strange sound like a didgeridoo and I brought that up, needless to say wee both ended up laughing and the didgeridoo subsequently got thrown on the bed 🤣🤣🤣 Or the time when I first joined fab I used to meet a guy who when he did something that felt really good I went to say I love that but it sounded like I love you 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ i could of died " It sounds like your wand was giving up…..too much use perhaps? 😂 Ouch…..you could of got a free ring out of that faux pas 😉😊👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Me and my ex where at a club, she came back from the loo where she said there was a butt plug down the bowl "Yuck!!! I guess someone had too much to drink before heading to the toilet!!! I wonder if they got home and wondered where it was? 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
