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" my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself. As Usual " | |||
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" my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself. As Usual
"yeah that counts as silliness - changing my posting .................. lol very funny am laughing | |||
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"Are you better now Minx?  "bites are I am having a reaction to the antibiotics now lol ......... but only have 1/2 day left lol xx | |||
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"What's the definition of trust? Two Cannibal's having oral sex "Did you hear the crash as the penny dropped ............... I have read that four times  | |||
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"Are you better now Minx? "That's as maybe, ma coffee table is still recovering after traumatic experience  | |||
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"Are you better now Minx?
That's as maybe, ma coffee table is still recovering after traumatic experience "at least yours didnt have a chess set on it .......................... | |||
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"What's the definition of trust? Two Cannibal's having oral sex
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"Two Cannibal's eating a clown One cannibal says to the other " does this taste funny?" "Its ok I got that one first time  | |||
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"Two nuns sharing a bath. One asks 'Where's the soap?' The other replies.. 'yes it does, doesn't it...' . . . I shall now allow for 'Minxie Time' for her to get that one...... "oiiiiiiiiiiii I knew that one lol wot about the constipated accountant ............... he worked it out with a pencil | |||
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"Minxie, Soxy and Euro discover a long lost temple.... Inside is a 60 foot statue of a goddess, in solid gold... In place of its clits it has an enormous diamond, the size of a football.... A sign beside it reads "Whosoever wishes the diamond must first satisfy the goddess...!!!" Our three intrepid explorers leave the temple to discuss plans..... Minxie refuses to shag a goddess, even for a diamond that big... Soxy, brave Soxy, returns to the temple..... Half an hour later there is a blood curdling scream.... And Soxy flees from the building covered in blood and bite marks.... Euro, calmly enters the goddess' lair.... An hour passes, two, a day.... A week later there is no sign of Euro... Minxie and Soxy fear for his life.... A week later.... Euro emerges from the temple, cool, suave and unruffled, carrying the diamond..... Which just goes to prove what an idle fecker Euro is....!!! "I like this one .............ok ure forgiven for the crack yesterday | |||
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"Why did the pervert cross the rd? Cause ge couldn't get his knob out the chicken "ROFPMSL!!! | |||
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"From SuperNannies Alternative Guide Book to Child Rearing...... "Mummy! Mummy! I 'ate my Dad's guts!" "Leave 'em on the side of the plate then, luv..." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Mummy! Mummy! Why am I running round in circles?" "Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor..." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Mummy! Mummy! Why's Daddy staggering down the garden path?" "Shut up and reload, son....." "Mummy! Mummy! Can I lick the bowl out? Shut up and flush it like everyone else... | |||
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" I like this one .............ok ure forgiven for the crack yesterday "Awwww.... See, I knew you would.... To be fair, she was really grateful.... And you knowi could never leave you... | |||
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"From SuperNannies Alternative Guide Book to Child Rearing...... "Mummy! Mummy! I 'ate my Dad's guts!" "Leave 'em on the side of the plate then, luv..." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Mummy! Mummy! Why am I running round in circles?" "Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor..." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "Mummy! Mummy! Why's Daddy staggering down the garden path?" "Shut up and reload, son....."
Mummy! Mummy! Can I lick the bowl out?
Shut up and flush it like everyone else...
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself "Is that something else you have broken | |||
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"I shall relate part of the 12 and a half minute phone convo I had with my Mam trying to tell her an address for a sympathy card she was sending...I said I'd ring her when I got back from the shop, but popped round my sister in law's and ended up staying for a brew and a craic, so got home to two messages and the phone ringing.... Mam: Where've you been? Me: Jean's house, Philip is in hospital so I stopped for a chat Mam: Who's Jill? Me: No, Philip, my nephew.... Fast forward thru the asking for details... Me: Right, Auntie Molly's address is 4 Mam: 4 Me: Box Field Mam: Toxic Seed? Me: No, Box Field, I'll spell it...B O X Mam: C? Me: No, B for Bravo.... Mam: B R A V Me: No, I'm spelling it phonetically Mam: You're selling what? Me: (takes deep breath) NO, B FOR BRAVO Mam: B So we get the address done and I say Scarborough... Mam: How do you spell Scarborough? Me: I've lost the will to live, give it your best shot...the postcode is Sierra Charlie Mam: Fiesta, Harley? Me: S for sugar, shit, shovel...C for cat, Charlie, Chumbafeckingwumba Mam: I might not bother sending a card.... Me: (counts to 10) Mam: You still there? Me: I'm counting to 10... Mam: You found a hen? Me: SEND THE BLOODY CARD!!! Whilst that's not word for word as I've changed names and addresses, hopefully you get the drift - it would have been quicker for me to pop back round with the fecking address (or possibly hand deliver the card to the other side of the country "Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum..... | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken "oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol "typo * it not I * and ffs I have just sent a private message to myself instead of replying in the forum ................ grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum..... "Ted, I hate you
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on "My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....  | |||
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"I'm loving the jokes! Please feel free to send naughty pics to my inbox too! " they said bed rest ............... behave !!!!!! | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol "Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault"so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol | |||
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Love you really You how much I dislike swearing.... | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol "We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though..... "Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments "So do I. Rats ...  | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it "when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ........... | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments "I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky! | |||
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"Minxie...I am lost! Sorry...take f*****g pity on the f*****g OAP and f*****g speak f*****g English. OK????? f*****g Capice? Comprende? Do I need to f*****g juggle balls???
Love you really You how much I dislike swearing.... "where did you get lost? | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ........... "That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky! "Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted. | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted."Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party! | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it "like just when it was being taken out the box???? | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!"Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!! | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it
like just when it was being taken out the box???? "Yes
Might even count if you were in the same postcode | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!! "Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming! | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it
like just when it was being taken out the box????
Yes
Might even count if you were in the same postcode"I can confirm categorically that I did not take it out the box and I wasn't in the same postcode at the time .......... but somehow it has gone wrong over the last 11 months since it has been in my possession lol see not my fault !!!! | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming! "Once you leave, you cannot return...... | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming!
Once you leave, you cannot return...... "Then I shall remain an Oldhamer! | |||
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it
like just when it was being taken out the box????
Yes
Might even count if you were in the same postcode
I can confirm categorically that I did not take it out the box and I wasn't in the same postcode at the time .......... but somehow it has gone wrong over the last 11 months since it has been in my possession lol see not my fault !!!! "You be the lady at a and e reception giving the I slipped and fell on it honest  | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming!
Once you leave, you cannot return......
Then I shall remain an Oldhamer! "My son used to play that. Oh hang on - that was Warhammer..... | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
Cue Twilight Zone intro music.... doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo...... everybody sing along....
ted.
Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming!
Once you leave, you cannot return......
Then I shall remain an Oldhamer!
My son used to play that. Oh hang on - that was Warhammer..... "Once you leave Oldham you don't want to come back! haha | |||
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" Course, you know the worrying part of all that - in about 30 years time, YOU'LL be just like your Mum.....
Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
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Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming!
Once you leave, you cannot return......
Then I shall remain an Oldhamer!
My son used to play that. Oh hang on - that was Warhammer.....
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Ted, I hate you
Thank God I've no children to inflict that on
My pleasure! Notice how I didn't sign that comment though.....
Ah, but Ruby usually does sign her comments
I didn't sign anything - or are we confusing Rubies again Ted that's frightfully Unlucky!
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Haha Ted - we'll have no confusion at the Beach Party!
Hope not or I'll have to put you on the train home!!!!!!!
Haha - I was born in Kent so it'd be a homecoming!
Once you leave, you cannot return......
Then I shall remain an Oldhamer!
My son used to play that. Oh hang on - that was Warhammer.....
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it
like just when it was being taken out the box????
Yes
Might even count if you were in the same postcode
I can confirm categorically that I did not take it out the box and I wasn't in the same postcode at the time .......... but somehow it has gone wrong over the last 11 months since it has been in my possession lol see not my fault !!!!
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"Hours ago when Ruby went off for a nap I promised to start a silly thread to amuse her when she woke up ............. then I telephoned 3 to get my phone sorted out and four hours later .......... I now have my laptop back (he remotely nicked it - 3 man) and the phone is no better than it was ...... apparently I have a faulty handset ........... nothing new there then, so feel free to post anything silly and stupid you like to cheer a fellow forumite up whilst she is on bed rest for the next 24 hours ....... my silliness will shine throught the thread hopefully ..... please don't let me be talking to myself
Is that something else you have broken
oh god here we go..... nope it wasn't my fault, originally 3 thought it was a glitch on the software, now they believe the phone is faulty .......... so I cannot be my fault ............ the other one works perfectly lol
Did you take it out of the box, if you did it must be your fault
so if I didn't and someone else did it would be their's then?? lol I can see me wiggling out of the blame here lol
We need three independent people that we swear on oath that you never touched it
when you say touched it ........... could you clarify exactly what u mean please ...........
That any part of your body went within a inch of it, better still if you breathed on it
like just when it was being taken out the box????
Yes
Might even count if you were in the same postcode
I can confirm categorically that I did not take it out the box and I wasn't in the same postcode at the time .......... but somehow it has gone wrong over the last 11 months since it has been in my possession lol see not my fault !!!!
You be the lady at a and e reception giving the I slipped and fell on it honest
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No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo "No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either "but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol "24hours in a and e says different | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July ............. "What don't the porn movies count | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count "never starred lol | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
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Love you really You how much I dislike swearing....
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
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Love you really You how much I dislike swearing....
where did you get lost?
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground
never "That's what they all say | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground "Nah. She WAS the background! Oooooh I am sooooooooo dead when she sees this!!! Anyone got the number of Coop Funeralcare...??????? | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground
Nah. She WAS the background! Oooooh I am sooooooooo dead when she sees this!!! Anyone got the number of Coop Funeralcare...??????? " | |||
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"Minxie...I am lost! Sorry...take f*****g pity on the f*****g OAP and f*****g speak f*****g English. OK????? f*****g Capice? Comprende? Do I need to f*****g juggle balls???
Love you really You how much I dislike swearing....
where did you get lost?
Same as the rest of us.... Just after "Hours ago...."
go read your mail "Read.... And replied.... Rasssssp....!!! | |||
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Love you really You how much I dislike swearing....
where did you get lost?
Same as the rest of us.... Just after "Hours ago...."
go read your mail
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground
Nah. She WAS the background! Oooooh I am sooooooooo dead when she sees this!!! Anyone got the number of Coop Funeralcare...??????? "I will personally deliver it for u | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground
Nah. She WAS the background! Oooooh I am sooooooooo dead when she sees this!!! Anyone got the number of Coop Funeralcare...???????
I will personally deliver it for u "Run Big Ted..... RUN...!!!! | |||
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"Everyone thinks that, until the staff give that smile and knowing look I have never received one of them smiles or knowing looks lol
No doctor don't take it out just change the batteries please
oiiiiiiiiiii I have NEVER been to A&E for anything like that!!!!! concussion yes ..........but not apparatus being stuck noooooooooooooo
No candle light bulbs(lamps to a sparkie) stuck either but I never went to A&E for that one .......... lol
24hours in a and e says different
nope my debut on telly is on the 10th July .............
What don't the porn movies count
never starred lol
What you never starred but was in the back ground
Nah. She WAS the background! Oooooh I am sooooooooo dead when she sees this!!! Anyone got the number of Coop Funeralcare...???????
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