FabSwingers.com forum: It's gift time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buy a gift any gift for the person above, off you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A birthday cake, bottle of wine and a takeaway, and a voucher for a dvd of your choice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Twix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix."

lessons on filling in a profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A birthday cake, bottle of wine and a takeaway, and a voucher for a dvd of your choice x"

Perfect if hand delivered

A spa weekend for two (us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

I'm being Mysterious.

A car, so you can travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

I'm being Mysterious.

A car, so you can travel.

erm driving lessons first please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

A 500ml bottle of lube too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

A 500ml bottle of lube too

A puffet to match your comfy sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Twix.

lessons on filling in a profile

Pmsl

A large double ended dildo

ohhh wheres me lube!!

A 500ml bottle of lube too

probly..as only had one cock in me since august last year!! Ohhhh i do hope this dildo is a mini one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some new thigh highs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacy thongs for Julie

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A pair of sexy heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killer heels and fishnet stockings

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Session in a recording studio!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!"

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

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some nice frilly knickers

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x"

Ide decorate your crutches in glitter and pink fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x"

Mulberry bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bottle of vodka for TT

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Ide decorate your crutches in glitter and pink fluff

They def need blinging

. I've gotta get used to em so plain grey is boring as hell

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag"

An idiots guide to motor boating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag

An idiots guide to motor boating

Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag

An idiots guide to motor boating

Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x "

A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A return ticket to woodford green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag

An idiots guide to motor boating

Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x

A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me

What Book is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A return ticket to woodford green. "

Dinner @ Ketterings

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag

An idiots guide to motor boating

Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x "

Ah you know me well!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Session in a recording studio!!

me comming round with some dvds and drink to cheer u up and make u laugh..cause ya cant do much on crutches

Aaw thanks x

Mulberry bag

An idiots guide to motor boating

Tickets to a gig and hotel for the weekend x

A hand written invite(all pretty like) to read my book with me

What Book is it ?

It was 'an idiots guide to motor boating' lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A return ticket to woodford green.

Dinner @ Ketterings

Ketterings ? Is it nice ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

I tickle and spank riding crop

so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

I tickle and spank riding crop

so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x"

Oooh lovely!!

For you bambi I would give a big smooch....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

I tickle and spank riding crop

so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x

Oooh lovely!!

For you bambi I would give a big smooch....

A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)

Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

I tickle and spank riding crop

so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x

Oooh lovely!!

For you bambi I would give a big smooch....

A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)

Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream?

Yummy! Sounds delish!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"A paint by numbers book as she likes painting so much

Some Velcro gloves to help grip the sheep

I tickle and spank riding crop

so I can use it on he bottie!! he he x

Oooh lovely!!

For you bambi I would give a big smooch....

A lovely gift and right back at Ya!!! (am learning the linguo...have you noticed?)

Can I give you a 1 scoop of mango and lime ice cream?

Yummy! Sounds delish! "

Even better when I lick it off your hot bottie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better when I lick it off your hot bottie!

A Croissant!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Buy a gift any gift for the person above, off you go

I'll buy you a new sofa to your liking! Hopefully I can test it for comfort xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Even better when I lick it off your hot bottie!

A Croissant!

Only one???

Are you from Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one???

Are you from Scotland?

Hold on...

Before you call me a tight arse I didn't tell you what croissants.

For your info the expensive Almond ones twin pack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give Bambi some nice coloured tight leathers as long as she modelled them for me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I would give Bambi some nice coloured tight leathers as long as she modelled them for me

Which colour? any pattern? are we talking psychedelic? neon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jeans

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Only one???

Are you from Scotland?

Hold on...

Before you call me a tight arse I didn't tell you what croissants.

For your info the expensive Almond ones twin pack!

Now you're talking!! Nuts and cream xx sorted!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeans

Ooops that was for martr6

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Jeans

A sofa made of JEANS material? F**king hell you are talking my language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would give Bambi some nice coloured tight leathers as long as she modelled them for me

Which colour? any pattern? are we talking psychedelic? neon?"
Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeans

A sofa made of JEANS material? F**king hell you are talking my language!

For Miss Bambi, a night out with good food and plenty of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeans

Ooops that was for martr6"
I do own a few pairs you know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Tease I would get you a stethoscope to go with your sexy nurses outfit

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Jeans

A sofa made of JEANS material? F**king hell you are talking my language!

For Miss Bambi, a night out with good food and plenty of wine

I am yours....do your worst!!! You had me at 'night out'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

well you know me I like to give you a laff but come on not that much lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!

thats cos im special.....very special

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Daft Bat...are you trying to win this lady to your cause young man ??? Lol

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over a year ago

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!

My apologies, ile just get you pissed on wine, Brie and baguette

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Daft Bat...are you trying to win this lady to your cause young man ??? Lol

every 1 falls for my charms in the end you should no that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Daft Bat...are you trying to win this lady to your cause young man ??? Lol

every 1 falls for my charms in the end you should no that

Tart

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over a year ago

"A return ticket to woodford green.

Dinner @ Ketterings

Ketterings ? Is it nice ? "

Yes and that posh they eat burgers with a knife and fork

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Tease theres a gift in your inbox ya daft bat

Hmmmm cock pic hey

Oh I see....you respond to him but not me...(turns round in a huff) pfft!

My apologies, ile just get you pissed on wine, Brie and baguette

Now you are talking Madame...Oh yes! I'll bring the red stuff

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"A return ticket to woodford green.

Dinner @ Ketterings

Ketterings ? Is it nice ?

Yes and that posh they eat burgers with a knife and fork

I saw you eat yours on Tuesday!! Knives and Forks indeed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some leathers to fit her

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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Thank you! That is a very kind thought!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A return ticket to woodford green.

Dinner @ Ketterings

Ketterings ? Is it nice ?

Yes and that posh they eat burgers with a knife and fork

I saw you eat yours on Tuesday!! Knives and Forks indeed!!!

I saw you watching me licking my lips

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet. "

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

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over a year ago

"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!!

You wicked wicked man....I was hoping to smear/smooth/smolder (HELP) the plaster with my bare little hands...you know the ones I mean dont you?

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over a year ago

"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

As she's bagged the front seat in my cab on our next club trip, I might be able to help there.... She won't notice the plaster on my seat... honest!!

You wicked wicked man....I was hoping to smear/smooth/smolder (HELP) the plaster with my bare little hands...you know the ones I mean dont you?

Moi? What are you suggesting Madame...??????

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over a year ago

"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays.

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over a year ago

"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays. "

Only twice a week???? Anything you'd like to tell us...?????

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"I will give bambi a big red shiny helmet.

As weird as it may seam, I want to give Mrs Polk a full plaster cast of her own bottom so she (and certainly Mr Polk too) can admire it on a regular basis!

I (mr Polk) get to admire it at least twice a week. More during the school holidays.

Only twice a week???? Anything you'd like to tell us...?????

Shift work

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Killer heels and fishnet stockings "

Ooh kinky!

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