FabSwingers.com forum: advice please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a small penis. I'm crap at sex. in incontinent and repulsive, but I'm having trouble being anyone on this site and when I do, they say they laugh at my naked form and make their excuses.

I take my time to write a couple of generic sentences which I try my best to send it on a mass scale to incredibly rude people who either don't respond or if they do and I question them why there is either yet another non response or apparently I'm not their type.

I have blood in my veins, surely that's enough.

wtf am I doing wrong?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You smoke cigars!!

(A)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your breathing and have a pulsse.. thats your problem lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a small penis. I'm crap at sex. in incontinent and repulsive, but I'm having trouble being anyone on this site and when I do, they say they laugh at my naked form and make their excuses.

I have blood in my veins, surely that's enough.

wtf am I doing wrong?"

oh and my grammar and spelling is due to my phones auto correct in'it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"your breathing and have a pulsse.. thats your problem lol xx "

so if I maybe suffocated myself and posted my body to another FAB member that would be ok. I suppose the rigamortis would help my impotency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you support spurs?

That's a deal breaker for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you support spurs?

That's a deal breaker for me"

yeah I lose all morals when it comes to getting my cock wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven't got a picture with a sky remote doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you support spurs?

That's a deal breaker for me

yeah I lose all morals when it comes to getting my cock wet"

You mean you had morals to begin with? There's your answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT

SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX"

See your a natural!!! Lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

Is clunge a new term for sheep shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You haven't got a picture with a sky remote doh!

I only have freeview, and don't believe in personal hygiene so a lynx can is it if the question

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

you need to tell us what this 'thing' is you want us to ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX"

Omg ur message makes me wet, soggy wet smelly clunge alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.

GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX

Omg ur message makes me wet, soggy wet smelly clunge alert

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By *otYoungYorkGuyMan
over a year ago

york-north

"Do you support spurs?

That's a deal breaker for me"

Yes I'm glad it's not just me who feels this way

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you need to tell us what this 'thing' is you want us to ride!

it's an orgasmic organic organism flapping between my legs, covered in sores and weeping with pus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

still have an empty inbox. You guys are useless

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