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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

When was your last one?

Someone who shall remain nameless (Fox - oops!) has just uttered the immortal line "Where's my phone?" - whilst holding it 6 inches in front of her face as she talked to a fellow forumite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do one old man!

At least I dont have a fuzzy patch on my head where I didn't cut my hair properly

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do one old man!

At least I dont have a fuzzy patch on my head where I didn't cut my hair properly "

Not on your head.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do one old man!

At least I dont have a fuzzy patch on my head where I didn't cut my hair properly

Not on your head..... "

I shaved two days ago . . .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ex mother in law asked me to help look for her contact lens............she had put them both in the same eye

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I dyed my hair black so I don't have blonde moments any more...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've spent about 40 minutes looking for my car keys... I had them dangling out of my mouth so I had my hands free to look. *shakes head at self*

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've spent about 40 minutes looking for my car keys... I had them dangling out of my mouth so I had my hands free to look. *shakes head at self* "

I once stood in a car park thinking the battery had gone on my car keys as the doors wouldn't unlock!

It wasn't my car!

(A)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couple of weeks back ... making some kind of hand gesture to my two sons on the front, thumb got caught on pocket resulting in an involuntary flick of hand which in turn resulted in house keys flying out of hand and as luck would have it straight down a road gully. Cold day, house locked, car keys in house, phone in house and long walk to exes to get my spare key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent about 40 minutes looking for my car keys... I had them dangling out of my mouth so I had my hands free to look. *shakes head at self*

I once stood in a car park thinking the battery had gone on my car keys as the doors wouldn't unlock!

It wasn't my car!

(A)"

... this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my blonde moment but I rang my nana up once and said

"Hi nana, its your favorite grandson"

"which one?"

"your only grandson, nana"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought myself a second mobile and thought i'd text my mobile i use all the time that way i'll know the number ...got up the next morning saw i had a text ...replied sorry you must have the wrong number ..wasnt till the evening and i looked on the new phone and see i'd sent a text to myself ...and i thought that'll be easy ..obviously not !!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was reading a magazine two days ago and when I got to the bottom of a page I automatically put my finger on it and tried to scroll it up.

Stupid real world shit!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

everyday is a blonde moment with me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent ages in tesco trying to find my glasses in my handbag only to find them in my hand.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha! You lot make me feel like less of a dick! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along "

I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dyed my hair black so I don't have blonde moments any more... "

I did that, doesn't work though! Lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest. "

I don't. Spill please madam

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest.

I don't. Spill please madam

"

I spent 5 minutes trying to get into the old car and was about to go and ask my sister to help when I looked up and saw my current car further up the road.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.

Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.

Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.

I could go on

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest.

I don't. Spill please madam

I spent 5 minutes trying to get into the old car and was about to go and ask my sister to help when I looked up and saw my current car further up the road."
haha

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.

Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.

Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.

I could go on

"

Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.

Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.

Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.

I could go on

Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag! "

I answer the remote control frequently instead of the phone.

I used to rock the shopping trolley like a pram after I had my little one.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'd been logged on to my single profile and messaging a few female friends one morning - and as always had been signing off with xx.

I then replied to a message from a guy Fox and I met at a club - just the usual male banter about a forum thread - and signed of with xx again!

Luckily he saw the funny side and assumed I wasn't hitting on him!

(A)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.

Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.

Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.

I could go on

Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag!

I answer the remote control frequently instead of the phone.

I used to rock the shopping trolley like a pram after I had my little one. "

Ha!! I've been seen doing the shopping trolley rock a few times!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd been logged on to my single profile and messaging a few female friends one morning - and as always had been signing off with xx.

I then replied to a message from a guy Fox and I met at a club - just the usual male banter about a forum thread - and signed of with xx again!

Luckily he saw the funny side and assumed I wasn't hitting on him!

(A)"

I've signed off a work email to my boss with 'DGx' and got a reply asking if he really wanted to know who my my alter ego was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along

I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay "

pmsl I just spat my diet out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dyed my hair black so I don't have blonde moments any more...

I did that, doesn't work though! Lol "

I went blonde to have an excuse - that doesn't work either . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along

I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay

pmsl I just spat my diet out!"

Not quite as bad as the time I cycled to the shops with the fog running next to me on the lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Dog

(Left the fog at home as it was sunny )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Dog

(Left the fog at home as it was sunny )"

ha ha ha I was wondering how you managed to collar the fog!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Dog

(Left the fog at home as it was sunny )

ha ha ha I was wondering how you managed to collar the fog!! "

Flat fat fingers! I blame Sinclair and Apple for all my spelling faux pars

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