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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the newsagent has put my Nuts on the top shelf and now I can't reach it

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

your nuts ...that must be painful !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it certainly grabbed my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???

One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???

One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)"

I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???

One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)

I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now "

Aaah...!!! Apologies dear sir... One was not aware that you were a shortarse...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The solution is simple and elegant. Ask the newsagent to reach up and take hold of your NUTS, then pull. Then you'll give him/her some money in exchange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The solution is simple and elegant. Ask the newsagent to reach up and take hold of your NUTS, then pull. Then you'll give him/her some money in exchange. "

See now... That is the sort of reasoning that's got you where you are today....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???

One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)

I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now

Aaah...!!! Apologies dear sir... One was not aware that you were a shortarse... "

I say sir that was uncalled for, my legs start at my arse and reach the floor which is good enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local newsagent has stopped selling things like Nuts and Zoo after one of his staff claimed having to look at the covers all day amounts to sexual harrasment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than not being able to reach stuff on the top shelf, maybe that's why I'm still innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local newsagent has stopped selling things like Nuts and Zoo after one of his staff claimed having to look at the covers all day amounts to sexual harrasment "

Blimey !! Didn't she have work to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too short to reach the top shelf!

Good job Luke is 6"4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than not being able to reach stuff on the top shelf, maybe that's why I'm still innocent "

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Don't use one of those step stools, you know the ones that look like mini daleks.

Last time I tried to use one of them I ended up nearly doing the splits

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Nothing worse than not being able to reach stuff on the top shelf, maybe that's why I'm still innocent

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Pardon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than not being able to reach stuff on the top shelf, maybe that's why I'm still innocent

Pardon?!

"

Ha ha my persona on here is nothing like I am in RL

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