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The most embarrassing reason for you or some one you know ending up in A&E

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I had to go to A&E because i cut my head open on the corner of a wardrobe after tripping over my knickers when getting dressed.

I hadn't even had a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A uni mate got his cock caught in his zip - tried for 2 hrs to release it himself before it got too painful and he went for 'professional' assistance!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A guy I know had to go cause he dislocated his wrist when I orgasmed and clamped my legs together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy I know had to go cause he dislocated his wrist when I orgasmed and clamped my legs together"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A friend of mine went to A&E cos he thought some bloke in a nightclub was giving him the eye, so he went over and full-on headbutted him..... turned out to be a mirror!

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

A boyfriend , his mate and myself were up in his bedroom playing darts. They were taking the piss out of me so I threw a dart in their direction. My boyfriend jumped the wrong way and the dart went through his trainer and lodged in his little toe. It was stuck fast!!!

It was hilarious.

The staff in A&E couldn't keep straight faces.

We split up not long after. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to go to A&E because i cut my head open on the corner of a wardrobe after tripping over my knickers when getting dressed.

I hadn't even had a drink "

Lol oops ! Sorry but that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had to go a@e a while back with a certain young man who had a ball bearing up his bum , when asked he said it just jumped up there off his bed trying to be seriuos and not laugh was the hardest ,

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

When my gay friend got a Hoover pipe stuck up his bum, I rang the hospital to find out how he was.....

They said 'oh, he's picking up'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This girl I know when she was 17 was using some kind of vibrator with an interchangeable 'head', predictably one evening when she was being rather vigorous with it and one of the heads came off inside her and became stuck.

She said the most shattering part of the whole experience was when the doctor threw her vibrator in the bin in front of her

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

freestyling down quite a steep road on a skateboard result trip to A+E and a fractured ankle and three months in plaster

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is absolutely 100% true. I met a very well endowed guy who fucked me too hard. Spent the night in a hospital gown in agony.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

A friend of mine ended up in hospital when his girlfriend caught his foreskin between the gap in her teeth during a rather vigorous bj. He ended up having to be circumcised....

It's ok though. They're married now.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

About 20 years ago, I took over the running of a hotel. Amongst the many aspects of the job I had to check, was the Hotel's Health and Safety records.

One entry in the Accident Book said... "Sustained gash to skull, requiring several stitches at A&E, when First Aid Box fell from wall and hit my head!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I have done, but I was watching a programme about Young Doctors training at a hospital in Newcastle, on a night out they were talking about a lad who got admitted with the handle of the toilet brush stuck up his backside, when asked what happened he had replied I slipped on the toilet floor and fell on the Handle, the faces on the young doctors who were in stitches at that story

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Nothing I have done, but I was watching a programme about Young Doctors training at a hospital in Newcastle, on a night out they were talking about a lad who got admitted with the handle of the toilet brush stuck up his backside, when asked what happened he had replied I slipped on the toilet floor and fell on the Handle, the faces on the young doctors who were in stitches at that story "

Similar story told to us at a First Aid course given to us by a paramedic. Surprising how many gay men have "accidents" in the bathroom and end up falling on their electric toothbrush which ends up lodged in their back passage. The ambulance people have a whale of a time taking these people into A&E face down on the stretcher with a strange lump in the blanket!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Twisted neck getting out of bed....trapped nerve so went to a and e because I could move.

Must of been 16/17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is absolutely 100% true. I met a very well endowed guy who fucked me too hard. Spent the night in a hospital gown in agony. "

Him or you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do i start. 1. There was dripping noise in loft and wife at time naghing as she did it was stupid oclock i got up in a stresd climbed naked into loft acrosd beams sorted drip out slipped fell thru ceiling legs either side of beam blood everywhere fire brigade had to get me down all wife did was moan about the mess. Was in hospital two week splinters in places where blokes do not want em.

2. Was running to catch bus fell down manhole cover broke ankle again fire service got me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We spent a few hours in A&E in the early hours of the morning one day back in July last year....

Luke was giving me a spanking and somehow missed my arse and managed to poke himself in his eye... Cutting his eye lid and the white of his eye !!

He had a black eye for a few weeks after that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I worked in an A & E Department, very busy it was too, some very comical cases, some strange and some exotically strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my elbow pulling a Xmas cracker when I was younger :-/

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Brother cut his knee with a chainsaw. He told the nurse a squirrel bit him.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"This is absolutely 100% true. I met a very well endowed guy who fucked me too hard. Spent the night in a hospital gown in agony.

Him or you "

Me unfortunately. And the woman who checked me in was a previous workmate. Very embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Halloween I was dressed up in a skeleton outfit and ready to go to a party when my pregnant sister started getting bad breathing problems. with no time to change i got her in the car and rushed to her to hospital only to have to walk through the X-ray department to get to the specialist she had to see.

EVERYONE was pissing themselves apart from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One Halloween I was dressed up in a skeleton outfit and ready to go to a party when my pregnant sister started getting bad breathing problems. with no time to change i got her in the car and rushed to her to hospital only to have to walk through the X-ray department to get to the specialist she had to see.

EVERYONE was pissing themselves apart

from me "

would of love to have seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a "Schoolgirl" themed party at Partners Swinging Club - dressed as a schoolgirl, naturally (even though I'm 51). Fecking idiot taxi-driver dropped me in the wrong place, so I had to use the subway. I tripped on the stairs (who said "d*unk"???) smacked my head on the wall and knocked myself unconscious.

A&E was embarrassing enough, but arriving back at the hotel the next morning in a hospital gown, carrying my blood-soaked "school shirt" was even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best one i ever saw was a guy came into a&e one night walking kinda of funny i thought the poor devil was after getting a good rodgering up the arse till he dropped his pants and i saw he had a monster dildo stuck up his ass took a bit of time to get it out and the horny devil asked for it back once i had it out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum used to be a nurse so lots of funny tales.

One was a bloke who came in to A & E with a large sized coffee jar that "popped inside his bum!" Two other facts that make it funnier, he was a barrister & secondly he drove himself in!!!

But the funniest she told me was a couple came in, him bleeding from the groin, her bleeding from the head. So whilst patching them up she asked how it had happened "We had an arguement!" he said "It looks like it!" my Mum replied. "No, it wasn't like that, we made up & started having sex & she went down & started giving me head when all of a sudden......she had an epileptic fit, so I grabbed the alarm clock & bashed her over the head to she got off my cock!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God Sat in in work laughing like a idiot at the alarm clock to head

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