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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

jut getting all my stuff ready for my camping trip ready, wat are your camping essentials?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Loo paper"

Tent

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ot my tent and checked its all there

i once lent it to my sister without the fly sheet in it lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wet wipes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The number of a good hotel

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The number of a good hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duvet quilt

Blow up mattress

Bbq

Pillows

Loo roll

Wine

And did I mention wine

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Duvet quilt

Blow up mattress

Bbq

Pillows

Loo roll

Wine

And did I mention wine

Pump for blow up mattress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries

No! Not for that you rude people! The torch ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

high pitched voice and a funny walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duvet quilt

Blow up mattress

Bbq

Pillows

Loo roll

Wine

And did I mention wine

Pump for blow up mattress."

Oh yes forgot that too busy getting my wine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol - the rest is secondary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't for get spare gas for cooker and matches ect , but most of all good company hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric hook up for the phone charger and mrs hair straighteners

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Electric hook up for the phone charger and mrs hair straighteners "

the guy of the couple i am going with has an invertor in the back of his navara

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This makes me want to go camping....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Electric hook up for the phone charger and mrs hair straighteners

the guy of the couple i am going with has an invertor in the back of his navara

Oops! Read that as in the back of his navel!

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local camping shop was broke into all airbeds nicked cops think thieves will li lo for a while

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)"

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Depending on the planned activities, you may need extra soundproofing for the tent.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Baked beans

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Went camping up the west coast of Scotland on ma bike several yrs ago, rocky ground, bent tent pegs......

Next time, inflatable mattress, spare pegs, all went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

How do you forget poles?

You do know you roll your tent round them to keep them safe and your tent packed tidy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

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don't forget you Tin opener

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Decent hammer to bang it home, the tent pegs that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol - the rest is secondary!"

LOL so true there will be plenty of people there with tents and all that other shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener"

Have a whole box full of utensils

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Swiss Army Knife. It can make the difference between having a nice relaxing weekend and dying from a pack of blood thirsty wolves.

Oh wait you're not off to the swinging chat room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener"

Most tins are pull openers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good tent and sleeping bag to snuggle up and listen to the wind and rain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener

Most tins are pull openers lol"
yes till the ring pull snaps off then you buffered, but that's a diff story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener

Most tins are pull openers lolyes till the ring pull snaps off then you buffered, but that's a diff story"

The most essential thing is to always choose a good camp site within walking distance to a nice pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His and her ball gags to help muffle the screams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portable loo, no way is that tent zip opening when the lights go out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EHU kit

Coleman Dual Fuel 2-burner stove

Camp Bed + SIM

Cool Box

etc...

May I just say my trailer with all the camping gear in it please?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Soft toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft toilet paper."
not to soft your fingers go through pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener

Most tins are pull openers lolyes till the ring pull snaps off then you buffered, but that's a diff story

The most essential thing is to always choose a good camp site within walking distance to a nice pub

Yep great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mallet for pegs (if the ground is hard, you won't have a tent).

Wet wipes are always handy, not how much you are 'roughing it' though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely every pre-camping ritual must include watching "Nuts In May" before you go....... it's sooooooo funny,,,

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Dont Forget Bin-Bags for all your rubbish... the boot of our car resembled a wheelie bin last time we went camping..

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Top Tip....

If your camping this summer and the attractive young lady in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot, she will be sleeping with her flaps open,

it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex.

I appear in court next Monday.

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

Condoms- they make perfect emergency water carriers!!

Mirror- to signal the search planes when you get lost!

Magnifying glass- to start a fire to keep you warm and keep away wild animals!

A snare, rope and a couple of fishing hooks to catch some food!

Bear grills book of survival

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Condoms- they make perfect emergency water carriers!!

Mirror- to signal the search planes when you get lost!

Magnifying glass- to start a fire to keep you warm and keep away wild animals!

A snare, rope and a couple of fishing hooks to catch some food!

Bear grills book of survival

there will be no bear grylls merchandise in this house - ever!!!! i hate him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading all the comments about camping, bugger that for a game of soldiers, we will stick to going to the Log cabins

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Decent size mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

How do you forget poles?

You do know you roll your tent round them to keep them safe and your tent packed tidy?"

We had just had the elastic replaced in the poles so they were separate from the tent ... blamed the(ex)wife of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jut getting all my stuff ready for my camping trip ready, wat are your camping essentials?

A tent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jut getting all my stuff ready for my camping trip ready, wat are your camping essentials?

A tent."

go on admit it ... you haven't read the other responses have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener

Most tins are pull openers lolyes till the ring pull snaps off then you buffered, but that's a diff story

The most essential thing is to always choose a good camp site within walking distance to a nice pub

And the pub does bed and breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

How do you forget poles?

You do know you roll your tent round them to keep them safe and your tent packed tidy?

We had just had the elastic replaced in the poles so they were separate from the tent ... blamed the(ex)wife of course

You don't carry spare stretch cord? *tuts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camping chairs

Cooker&stand

Table

Gazebo

Fire pit

Solar lights for gazebo

Wind breaks

Kite

Warm clothes and waterproofs

Gaffer tape

Gerber tool

Cable ties

Cricket set

Hat

Shades

Big car

don't forget you Tin opener

Most tins are pull openers lolyes till the ring pull snaps off then you buffered, but that's a diff story

The most essential thing is to always choose a good camp site within walking distance to a nice pub

And the pub does bed and breakfast

Pfffffft! Princess Greedy in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

How do you forget poles?

You do know you roll your tent round them to keep them safe and your tent packed tidy?

We had just had the elastic replaced in the poles so they were separate from the tent ... blamed the(ex)wife of course

You don't carry spare stretch cord? *tuts*

room for spares?? can only just get the tent in the car never mind carry spares ... knew I would come unstuck going from 4wd to coupe - domes, tipis and 'eco lodges' for me unless I'm just +1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tent poles (..... have forgotten them just the once ok! !)

I'm glad i'm not the only one then..

Did this a couple of years ago at a swinging social. luckly there was a camping shop in the town near by so i had to invest in a new one.

How do you forget poles?

You do know you roll your tent round them to keep them safe and your tent packed tidy?

We had just had the elastic replaced in the poles so they were separate from the tent ... blamed the(ex)wife of course

You don't carry spare stretch cord? *tuts*

room for spares?? can only just get the tent in the car never mind carry spares ... knew I would come unstuck going from 4wd to coupe - domes, tipis and 'eco lodges' for me unless I'm just +1"

I'm the opposite. Have spare bungee cord, spare pole section, pegs, rope, tent repair fabric and waterproof spray, air bed repair kit, spare pump and a few other bits + the stuff that lives in the car such as cable ties and ratchet straps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batteries

No! Not for that you rude people! The torch ofcourse "

Get a wind up one then no need for batteries

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Went camping up the west coast of Scotland on ma bike several yrs ago, rocky ground, bent tent pegs......

Next time, inflatable mattress, spare pegs, all went well

If this is Paradise, Give me hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potted pampas grass to put by the tent door, and a chameleon flag to fly from the tent pole

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Electric hook up for the phone charger and mrs hair straighteners

the guy of the couple i am going with has an invertor in the back of his navara

Without Googling (other search engines are available) I have no idea what 1) an invertor or 2) a navara are.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

One converts dc to ac the other is a 4x4

I would recommend for comfort and simplicity..

Nice pub near by that serves food inc breakfast

3 or four quilts more comfortable than an airbed and pillows

No cooking gear see pub camping is cheep spend more on beer x

Bottle or washing up bowl you really don't need to leave tent for a pee leave outside x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Looking at the weather a bloody dingy might be on the list

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Camp bed

Knives with sheathes on them

Insect sting relief spray

Mini chopping board for swatting wasps

Citronella candles

Portable stand with drainer and bowl

Straightners and hair dryer.

Mirror and case

Sleeping bags and spare encase. Blankets and duvet to go over if cold.

Electric lanterns times 3 to recharge over day in rota.

Dressing gown for wee stops early morning. If in middle of the night then its just a special lady wee bottle

Spare tent pegs

Mini bbq

Cool packs and plenty to rota around.

All milk except one and all food frozen so my stuff defrosts slowly and keeps cold to start with. Wind up torches for me and kids

Nice cosy chairs a few tables blankets and plenty of vanilla vodka and

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Need to check my camping check list to see what else.

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

yeo

Uuummmm .....

Boat !

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