FabSwingers.com forum: Why I'm going to hell and YOU may be too...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is why I'm going to hell:

Sex out of Wed-lock (I'm not married), cursing, carousing, hanging out with sinners, using the lord's name in vain, masturbating (although I do fake the part when I orgasm thingy bit, so may not count), eating Chocolate including the wrapper, looking women who aren't my wife in the eye.

Pfft! Man, it's a long list... I mean, I've never killed anybody (and don't plan to) but I'm pretty sure my atheistic ass is supposed to go to hell, if hell actually exists?!

Oops! doh! better add "closet blasphemy" to that list given my last statement....you know..Ben your so burning in eternal hell!

Synopsis: Yep, I'm a sinner and yep I'm going to hell in a handbasket too..look!..oh god fire!!!!

Are you a sinner?...and are you going to hell in a handbasket too? Do you care if your going to hell?...

Or are you like, BRING IT ON?!!!

My attitude to hell based on above: BRING IT ON!!! I regret nothing except eating plastic wrappers.

Notes on a postcard...lol!...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My name is DirtyGirl and I am a sinner!

I'm going downstairs where it's warm and full of my sinful friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are already in hell lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already know I'm going to hell.

I'm just working on getting a first class ticket for the journey....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think I'll be left in limbo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there, too cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who proved there was a hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna know my theory. This life is purgatory and when we die then we either hit heaven or hell. If hell is filled with sinners well I for one say thanks be to fuck I cannot wait I for one will have a ball......or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move over Satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sinner, and I like it that way. Bring on the firey torment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who proved there was a hell

The M25 is actually the largest Devils Trap ever constructed....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move over Satan

We have a winner.

He could control you now!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

As an atheist I believe in neither heaven nor hell. However, fire will be involved since I will be cremated. Does that count as anyone's idea of hell?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not a sinner, sin is a word god made up to control people and as I don't believe in god I can't be a sinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this post strange as you say you're an atheist. Surely the things you claim to be sins are only said to be so by a book you don't believe in, and hell also a construct of said book.

Instead why not just say "I've been a bad boy and need to be punished. Preferably before I die please!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will repent all my sins on my death bed and go to heaven

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me the things I have done in my life I went to hell along time ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come Hell or high waters.... I'm doomed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As an atheist I believe in neither heaven nor hell. However, fire will be involved since I will be cremated. Does that count as anyone's idea of hell?"

I'm so attached to life that existing in burning hell is better than not existing...even if you are dead.

Wait?..does that make sense?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who proved there was a hell

I was married that was hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a Willing Sinner....and thought hell would be a bit hotter...I can cope

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Aint no saint

No complaint

So its down below

To the inferno

Up the way sounds feckin borin anyway ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out venial sins, done nearly all except the tatts

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"As an atheist I believe in neither heaven nor hell. However, fire will be involved since I will be cremated. Does that count as anyone's idea of hell?

I'm so attached to life that existing in burning hell is better than not existing...even if you are dead.

Wait?..does that make sense?..

I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've decided to be frozen and thawed out at a later date

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd choose hell.....

It's warm .... and all my friends will be there

Satan......hold a good room for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The major argument against heaven is who would really want to spend eternity somewhere run by joyless bloody Christians?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched. "

That sounds like you've given it some thought

You've made me all miserable now!

You've still got loads left!!

Ben

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched.

That sounds like you've given it some thought

You've made me all miserable now!

You've still got loads left!!

Ben"

Why miserable? Or am I being dim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why miserable? Or am I being dim?"

My bucket list is buy Db9 queen an aston martin DB9.

If you go and die on me..I'll never cross it off!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Why miserable? Or am I being dim?

My bucket list is buy Db9 queen an aston martin DB9.

If you go and die on me..I'll never cross it off!

Oh you've got ages yet. The women in my family tend to be in their 90s when they pop off.

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