FabSwingers.com forum: Lurkers and new posters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven't had one of these threads in a while, so if you lurke about in the darkest depths of the forums giggling at the rest of us

Why not come and say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello and welcome to the mad world of fab forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hello x

Hello!! Hope the forums aren't to scary for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far so good, seem like a friendly bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi also new read quite abit but never posted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi also new read quite abit but never posted "

Hello.... Carry on posting

It can often be quite good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sure will, still new here and finding my way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello indeed!

Hello you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hello lurkers and newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the madhouse lurkers and newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, im not a lurker or a newbie. But hi anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The important thing is to start posting

Don't worry about starting your own threads - that will come in time

Also don't be afraid to express an opinion or point of view.

You may get shot down from time to time, but take it on the chin, not everyone will always agree with you

Think before you post, don't drink before you post, a d*unken post is often regretted in the morning

And most importantly, have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a lurker and never comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi also new read quite abit but never posted "

Well, you have now. Welcome

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a lurker and never comment

... and there's a Gloucester Black Spot flying at 38,000ft....

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!! Zoe.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a lurker and never comment

... and there's a Gloucester Black Spot flying at 38,000ft....

ted.

That will be my ex mother in law then he he x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah..I kind of eat people.

Just so you know.

...and if you lurk..I still know.

But..my insanity makes me creative. That's my best excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to all the newbies and lurkers

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By *atcockleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a lurker and never comment

... and there's a Gloucester Black Spot flying at 38,000ft....

ted.

That will be my ex mother in law then he he x

Ooooooh Bit-cheeee!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello Lurkers and Newbies, welcome to the fab fora. I do apologise for my colleague above me, he's only recently been allowed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello... though I have put a couple of posts on in the past...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment? "

No that's Dave! He shags sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fabland I'm sure as new posters you won't be scared of us lot.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment? "

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello ... Im new do i get a welcome party ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

No that's Dave! He shags sheep

And has velcro wellies ryan just has fluffy marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello ... Im new do i get a welcome party ?

A party in your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello ... Im new do i get a welcome party ?

A party in your pants?

Sounds like my kind of party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never be seen dead out in double denim!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

No that's Dave! He shags sheep

"Thats Dave" would of done!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

HI! Long time lurker, first time poster here.

I love all of your crazy chatter guys especially the stuff about pocket fluff, can we have more? xxx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat"

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?"

Shakin Stevens might have an old pair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?"

Gayer shops

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?

Gayer shops

hmmm Dave will probably know then. I will PM him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?

Gayer shops

hmmm Dave will probably know then. I will PM him

Piss off! Lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hello! I'm new(ish)!

is it ok if I join?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hello and welcome.

You will find the exits here, here and here.

Refreshments can be found in the foyer (your kitchen/bottom of handbag/manbag. Remove fluff before consumption )

*Please note it may get bumpy at times, tin hats and flack jackets can be found under the alt and f4 buttons.

Enjoy the ride and have fun. And get stuck in posting

P.S. In case you didn't know, Alt and F4 exits the page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello! I'm new(ish)!

is it ok if I join?

Hi there I'm Ryan

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hello! I'm new(ish)!

is it ok if I join?

Hi there I'm Ryan

Just Ryan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello! I'm new(ish)!

is it ok if I join?

Hi there I'm Ryan

Just Ryan?

When I'm annoying I'm Ryan when I'm suave and sophisticated I'm Dave

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hello! I'm new(ish)!

is it ok if I join?

Hi there I'm Ryan

Just Ryan?

When I'm annoying I'm Ryan when I'm suave and sophisticated I'm Dave

You are Dave most of the time then

**Grrr my phone won't let me play any longer

sod technology and bberry batts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run!......run I tells ya, while you still can!

Ok..now I'm really fucking confused!!

Aren't you Ryan?

..or justryan or whatever his username is at moment?

don't you dare associate me with that woolly back rider

Feelings bloody mutual!! I would never

be seen dead out in double denim!!!

What's wrong with denim? I always get people looking at me when I go in to town. Especially at my waistcoat

It's not your waistcoat they are stareing at it's your denim riding chaps and your arse hanging out!

I'd love to do an avatar wearing them

Do it!!!

yea but who the bloody hell would sell those?

Gayer shops

hmmm Dave will probably know then. I will PM him

Any excuse to get in his box

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm just a lurker and never comment

Shameless!

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Hello ....lurker here

And a great time to thank you all for my outbursts of giggles when at work from reading some of the posts on these forums.

makes a drab and dreary day go with a smile.

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooh helloooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a lurker and never comment

Shameless!

Indeed !! Do you think she should be banished and never be allowed to post again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

I know your game!! "come into my parlour said the spider too the fly"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

I know your game!! "come into my parlour said the spider too the fly"

Dave, I know its a lurking thread but surely your tea must be ready now. The jam will be getting warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

oh ok then, so long as your'e not hiding behind door about to lock me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a flutterby, I flutter through the forums and reply to the topics that catch my eye x

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I'm a newbie but I have replied to posts. Hello !!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im new an way to shy to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lurk allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

oh ok then, so long as your'e not hiding behind door about to lock me in

As if I would lock you in with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not quite a Lurker but pretty new to the forums

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I lurk allegedly

think they ment you've got the lurge sweet hart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lurk allegedly

think they ment you've got the lurge sweet hart

Whats ' lurge'

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I lurk allegedly

think they ment you've got the lurge sweet hart

Whats ' lurge' "

must be an area thing it means your not well. An its so no longer funny

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I used to post a bit but managed to break the addiction and escape, alas now back on the wagon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi

not quite a Lurker but pretty new to the forums

I'd fly all the way to Texas just to kiss those lips! Grrrrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Of course it is safe!!

Come on in and make yourself comfortable

oh ok then, so long as your'e not hiding behind door about to lock me in

As if I would lock you in with me

Oh those fluttering eyes are not fooling me, I can hear the key in the door already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often lurks

Benefits to lurking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

Nice try.....you've been spotted playing the newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

Oh, okay, go on then; pint of Guinness, ta!

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

Hi my name is D and I'm a lurker......

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

Put your clothes on a cooler wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi

not quite a Lurker but pretty new to the forums

I'd fly all the way to Texas just to kiss those lips! Grrrrrrrrr!

Thank you

i'll pick you up at the airport

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

dont wipe your arse on broken glass

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

*waves*, hello, come in! Welcome to the forums

Hello to all the other newbies and lurkers, feel free to post away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Quick get in, shut the door, theres a draft. Hello and welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The important thing is to start posting

Don't worry about starting your own threads - that will come in time

Also don't be afraid to express an opinion or point of view.

You may get shot down from time to time, but take it on the chin, not everyone will always agree with you

Think before you post, don't drink before you post, a d*unken post is often regretted in the morning

And most importantly, have fun

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Hi everyone I am new on here...Any tips?

Is 50p enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big welcome to everyone, nice to see you...to see you nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ..."

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Quick get in, shut the door, theres a draft. Hello and welcome"

I don't need to shut the door, 'sex on the beach' is ready to slam it shut behind me I think lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Quick get in, shut the door, theres a draft. Hello and welcome

I don't need to shut the door, 'sex on the beach' is ready to slam it shut behind me I think lol

What ever anyone has told you about us..... Isn't true

well 5% isn't any way!!

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By *etsgiveitagoWoman
over a year ago

Ashby

Hi all, been lurking for a while now.

Have to say read the forums a fair bit, however my poor lappy has suffered through the occasional incident of me spitting coffee/wine at it when laughing so much at some of the posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As this is a thread for newbies.. Here is a list of what to expewct

On most threads you will find:

Someone who thinks they're a comedian

Some who takes offence at the thread

Someone who has the opposite opinion

Someone who doesn't read the OP properly

Someone who takes offence

Someone who is a know it all

Someone who points out the obvious

Someone who trys to turn the thread sexual when it isn't

Someone who will use the oppurtunity to flirt with a member

You will also find a lot of repeat threads.

Attention seekers

Men are treated different to females

Trolls

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As this is a thread for newbies.. Here is a list of what to expewct

On most threads you will find:

Someone who thinks they're a comedian

Some who takes offence at the thread

Someone who has the opposite opinion

Someone who doesn't read the OP properly

Someone who takes offence

Someone who is a know it all

Someone who points out the obvious

Someone who trys to turn the thread sexual when it isn't

Someone who will use the oppurtunity to flirt with a member

You will also find a lot of repeat threads.

Attention seekers

Men are treated different to females

Trolls

Have I missed anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quietly eases the forum door open, pokes my head in and whispers hello forumites, is it safe to enter

Quick get in, shut the door, theres a draft. Hello and welcome

I don't need to shut the door, 'sex on the beach' is ready to slam it shut behind me I think lol

What ever anyone has told you about us..... Isn't true

well 5% isn't any way!!

damn those pesky forumites dripping poison in my ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmmmmm, Hi there

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"As this is a thread for newbies.. Here is a list of what to expewct

On most threads you will find:

Someone who thinks they're a comedian

Some who takes offence at the thread

Someone who has the opposite opinion

Someone who doesn't read the OP properly

Someone who takes offence

Someone who is a know it all

Someone who points out the obvious

Someone who trys to turn the thread sexual when it isn't

Someone who will use the oppurtunity to flirt with a member

You will also find a lot of repeat threads.

Attention seekers

Men are treated different to females

Trolls

Have I missed anything?

you missed out

someone who is a merchant banker

someone with no soh whatsoever

someone playing devils advocate

you will also find

nice people

nasty people

perverts

friends

enemies

all in one big melting pot

enjoy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"So far so good, seem like a friendly bunch

there trying to trick you ! he he

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