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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who are you?

Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.

Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

In the one pocketing the winnings from killer pool

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

since your a pool killer

may i suggest you select

dont stop me now by queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the one pocketing the winnings from killer pool "

I do like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was alone id be the one on the corner sofa, if with friends the slightly d*unk noisy one. People watcher too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the one pocketing the winnings from killer pool "

bring it on Ryan lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

i am the bar maid shouting in her London accent "get out of ma pub"....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"If I was alone id be the one on the corner sofa, if with friends the slightly d*unk noisy one. People watcher too "

That's me too...Have we met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am the one that shouts at swears at the ref on the telly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i am the bar maid shouting in her London accent "get out of ma pub".... "

lol peggy mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in the corner table people watching, wondering who is a swinger and what you all look like naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be the shy unobtrusive one drinking a neon coloured non-alcoholic cocktail with long bendy straw from a oversized glass that’s garishly decorated with large chunks of assorted fruit and a pink umbrella with two lit sparklers fizzy away just to give it that finishing touch...

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am the one with the car key ready to drive all d*unken friends safely back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x"

Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!"

Where do i apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x

Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x

Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!"

more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am the one at the bar...chatting up the barmaid with the cleavage...hubba...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The quiet one in the corner, observing all your mating rituals....whilst sipping a cold pint of Stella.

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

I'd either be in the kitchen cooking good old English fayre like ham egg and chips, hot pot , chicken in a basket ( with chips ) etc, none of that fancy crap just real food ! Steaks too ! And frigging huge ploughmans lunches . Bacon rolls,

Bloody he'll I'm hungry !

Or in the beer garden organising the BBQ and music festival !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!

Where do i apply? "

My office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x

Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!

more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun"

As I said, my bitch - you and your Mangina!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I’d be the shy unobtrusive one drinking a neon coloured non-alcoholic cocktail with long bendy straw from a oversized glass that’s garishly decorated with large chunks of assorted fruit and a pink umbrella with two lit sparklers fizzy away just to give it that finishing touch... "

I would be the double hard bastard standing next to Sox high fiving the bros and fondling the hoes

and also when I enter the bar everyone says 'FUNKY!' like they say NORM! in Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the one trying to get sweets out of the johnny machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "

Haha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The quiet one in the corner, observing all your mating rituals....whilst sipping a cold pint of Stella."

Haha yea right ! You'd be stood on the pool table chucking tequila down your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you all know I am rather quiet and shy

So I would be sitting on the sofa with femme people watching whilst putting the world to rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are you?

Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.

Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box "

Wouldn't it be great if every town had a pub that was secretly designated as a meeting place for FAB users!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!

Where do i apply?

My office! "

Im in there waiting, trousers round ankles to make the interview run nice an smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops!

Haha "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x

Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!

more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun

As I said, my bitch - you and your Mangina!"

admittedly I might consider a wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the one playing Cupid with my darts .. Poking bottoms

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me "

Cheers mate much appreciated.

Bro fist for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!

Where do i apply?

My office!

Im in there waiting, trousers round ankles to make the interview run nice an smooth "

Now that's an impressive start!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me

Cheers mate much appreciated.

Bro fist for you"
You really should ask before fisting you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "

ahem i am not a chav.. now wheres my wkd blue?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "

I'd be the other smoking social pariah, sat on the wall, wondering about this grumpy fella on his phone tutting and muttering under his breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me

Cheers mate much appreciated.

Bro fist for youYou really should ask before fisting you know. "

Its ok i used a full bottle of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!

Where do i apply? "

Oi you've already got a job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're the ones in a pub half a mile away cos ju forgot where we were meeting you lot. She also couldn't remember the time so we've been in there all bloody and we're pissed as farts walking up to everyone asking if their from fabs.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me

Cheers mate much appreciated.

Bro fist for you"

well what do you know. 14 yrs working for a brewery an my 1st thanks awwwwww cheers....oi where that fist going im not that kinda biker

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps

no 1 ever thanks me

Cheers mate much appreciated.

Bro fist for youYou really should ask before fisting you know.

Its ok i used a full bottle of lube "

fecking lier........I feel so violated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops!

ahem i am not a chav.. now wheres my wkd blue? "

here you love, put your lips round that. that will be £3.85, or just put your lips round "this"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the food manager, and we will have fancy crap as well as ur traditional and if u don't like it then kiss my boots!!!!

White linen and wait staff that know how to speak and write and r clean!!!

High class establishment please u crazy fabsters

Oh and home made dessert only no plasticshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are you?

Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.

Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box "

I'm the busty wench behind the bar pulling pints and flirting with the clientele

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bar manageress, I was one for six years and bloody loved it

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

No !! All hail to the ale !

Cheers to the beer

And a glass of wine for the ladies !

If you want fancy food and White tablecloths go to a resterauant !

This is a pub !! A proper one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might be the bloke sitting in a quieter pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the guy showing you all how to play pool

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By *iddyandherCouple
over a year ago

Benidorm

I would be the topless barmaid eyeing all the mens cock and working out who I could fuck in cellar hahaha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!

Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?

* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!

WTF does this pub put in its booze!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the one dribbling in the corner and offending everyone each time i talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!

Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?

* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!

WTF does this pub put in its booze!!! "

It's not the booze - carry on folks!!!

*was a bizarre 'cache' problem on my phone!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!

Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?

* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!

WTF does this pub put in its booze!!!

It's not the booze - carry on folks!!!

*was a bizarre 'cache' problem on my phone! "
sniggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is anything like any other bar I go to, I start on the corner of the bar drinking long island ice teas after that I move to the source of music and put on plenty of cheesy classics, the Corr's or Shania Twain. Then I dance like a fool and hunt of a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the one strumming my guitar, and getting you all up dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stoof on my own, propping the bar up and having a perv at all the women...

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

we have a few swinging pubs in York,you will always find a load of swingers in there ...sorted for fri n sat meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the social butterfly who gets tipsy quite quickly.

Normally end up at the pool table shouting NEXT! After winning.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I'm the doorman, approachable, fun, sober, people watcher and if Mrs FJ wasn't able to be in the pub I'd be seeking those nice punters that wanted a lift back to have fun. She'd be waiting for us naturally.

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm the one you always see at the other end of the bar who tonight is suddenly making serious eye contact with you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the one you always see at the other end of the bar who tonight is suddenly making serious eye contact with you..."

mmmmmmm hello there.. im gonna put down the pool cue and stroll right over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This actually sounds like a brilliant pub..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the DJ playing music

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm the DJ playing music"

cant have a dj just yet ive paid for 10 songs on the juke box damm you.. all cheesy pop ones too

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm the one who grabbed all the seats in the corner and got a round in, now surrounded by friends and hangers on as we swap tales of mishaps, near-misses, and general banter, before putting cheesy 80's rock on the jukebox and singing along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ever wins Euromillions tonight can buy and start one for us and if its me the drinks are on meeeee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who ever wins Euromillions tonight can buy and start one for us and if its me the drinks are on meeeee x "

design a pub

ladies toilets with straighteners, large mirrors, amazing lighting..

id want it to be glitzy and modern (more of a pub/bar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who ever wins Euromillions tonight can buy and start one for us and if its me the drinks are on meeeee x

design a pub

ladies toilets with straighteners, large mirrors, amazing lighting..

id want it to be glitzy and modern (more of a pub/bar)"

Decent dance floor, strobe lighting and poles to dance around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the one that walks in and catches all the women's eyes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the one that walks in and catches all the women's eyes xxx"

Because you're wearing a tutu and 6" heels?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor "

This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor

This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!! "

nothing wrong with reflex! lol

i will get you in there one of these days lol

and you WILL enjoy yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the manager looking to see who I can invite to stay for a lock in and get hammered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll run the Quiz if you like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now.... "

anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the lady in the sexy black low cut dress and killer heels with red lips and nails on her way to the loo , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now.... "

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the one who usually wins the game of pool, loses the game of darts, asks for the music volume to be cranked up, rolls one in the loo & always the last 2 b booted out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol "

Everyone has their limits cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the lady in the sexy black low cut dress and killer heels with red lips and nails on her way to the loo , lol xx "

*asks her if she wants to play doubles.....................(pool)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we could have nibbles on the bar mmm

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i am the doorman and i accept bribes from ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!!"

Well... it did until I walked in anyway.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol

Everyone has their limits cute! "

Ok I'll sing it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor "

I'm the one hammering the microphones on the karaoke....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we could have nibbles on the bar mmm "

No way, have you seen where those fingers have been ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quiet one alone in the corner people watching ...... Unless I've had too much to drink lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor

This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!! "

Even your too old for Reflex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The quiet one alone in the corner people watching ...... Unless I've had too much to drink lol x"

see i turn into the quiet one after a few drinks.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The quiet one alone in the corner people watching ...... Unless I've had too much to drink lol x

see i turn into the quiet one after a few drinks.. lol"

Lol so I'd better get a few drinks down me before you get there lol x

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Im the one having a quick pint after work and perving at the girl with huge tits playing pool

Smokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol

Everyone has their limits cute!

Ok I'll sing it to you "

*hands Ryan the mic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol

Everyone has their limits cute!

Ok I'll sing it to you

*hands Ryan the mic "

*gets phone out records for bribery when he's sober again*

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !

(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest )

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll be right at the bar..

Cant miss any of the hotties as they come in and head straight for the bar..

Also it's quicker to get more drinks by just staying here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can I be the saucy Lush who thinks she is sexier than she is and will offer a knee trembler to anyone who buys her a drink??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can I be the resident pub singer?

Accepting requests now....

divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol

Everyone has their limits cute!

Ok I'll sing it to you

*hands Ryan the mic

*gets phone out records for bribery when he's sober again* "

Don't film me touching myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !

(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest ) "

Yeah yeah - we believe you!

*books Hottie for re-enactment in Kent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to run pubs so Ill go back to being landlady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to run pubs so Ill go back to being landlady "

Errrrrrrrm, any chance of a slate?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !

(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest )

Yeah yeah - we believe you!

*books Hottie for re-enactment in Kent! "

Hehe... Not sure how well that would go down in any pub where my best friend isn't the landlord!!

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