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Heinz ketchup I am on about!
Which do you prefer a squeezy bottle on one you slap on the bottom to make it ooze out its tasty contents
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Heinz ketchup I am on about!
Which do you prefer a squeezy bottle on one you slap on the bottom to make it ooze out its tasty contents
;-)"i am so a slapper tomato sauce shake the bottle none'l come and then a lot'l  | |||
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"Squeezy everytime...Same for me Marmite... "noooooooooooooo squeezy marmite is wrong just plain wrong | |||
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"Squeezy everytime...Same for me Marmite... noooooooooooooo squeezy marmite is wrong just plain wrong "Have to agree with that !!! Marmite isn't Marmite without a bit of butter left in the jar from the knife lol xxx Raz xxx | |||
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"Not had squeezy marmite yet! But it seems wrong as its normally far too thick to squeeze! Isnt it??? "Brill for squeezing over vanilla ice cream...Yum  | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL "A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm  | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm "Oooo you slapper...  | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper... "He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on  | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on "ya dirty pair of gits...... | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits...... "He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies "Cant wait lover...  | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies
Cant wait lover... "now didnt we sort this out by text????? cluk cluk | |||
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies
Cant wait lover... now didnt we sort this out by text????? cluk cluk "Leave me alone Im frustrated and in need of some Female company besides me Mum...Mind BB has an open invitation... | |||
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"SLAPPER" im with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!! | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!! "We want news not history... | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... "I'll bloody slap you asap xx | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... "you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!! | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!! "go get him femme | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!! "Me Mum will cos she is comming with to sort ya out... | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!!
Me Mum will cos she is comming with to sort ya out... "no probs.....bigbad can keep her busy!! | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!!
Me Mum will cos she is comming with to sort ya out... no probs.....bigbad can keep her busy!! "OMG! She fancies him like mad...Even knitted a 12 inch willy warmer for him...Drat ruined the surprise... | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!!
Me Mum will cos she is comming with to sort ya out... no probs.....bigbad can keep her busy!!
OMG! She fancies him like mad...Even knitted a 12 inch willy warmer for him...Drat ruined the surprise... "he will be bringing creme eggs!!! | |||
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!!
go get him femme "You just stay outta it you may get wrestled to the ground... | |||
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"I hate those damn squeezy bottles! First time I ever encountered one I managed to get ketchup all over my ex's curtains!!! "Funny that. I once had an accident with curtains but it wasnt ketchup. | |||
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"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right . tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat "i never get it to sqeeze preperly it just spurts out everywhere as soon as i get my hands on it  | |||
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"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right . tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat "nothing worse tham squeezing a little out and it landing on next doors pussy  | |||
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"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right . tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat "OOoooooo i could just do a bacon butty with mushrooms and brown sauce Mmmmm | |||
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"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right . tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat
nothing worse tham squeezing a little out and it landing on next doors pussy "But dont try in with squeezy marmite. much to thick and my little hands cant squeeze that hard. take the fooking lid off and get a knife | |||
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"Definately squeezy for me and as for marmite ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'd rather eat next door's cat "well as ur bi that dont suprise me hehehehehehehe xxxxx | |||
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" But dont try in with squeezy marmite. much to thick and my little hands cant squeeze that hard. take the fooking lid off and get a knife "ohhhhhhh I love a woman with small hands, makes my c*ck look much bigger | |||
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