FabSwingers.com forum: tourist board

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

as a follow on from the dorset thread please write a short tongue in cheek advertisement to get holidaymakers to your village/town/county or anywhere in the uk

can i start with

birmingham-the venice of the north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salford arsehole of the earth

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"as a follow on from the dorset thread please write a short tongue in cheek advertisement to get holidaymakers to your village/town/county or anywhere in the uk

can i start with

birmingham-the venice of the north

Not sure that would work Sam. Penis of the midlands maybe.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Liverpool, get a real feel (literally) of the Mersey by going on a Duckmarine tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skegness

More monsters than Loch Ness!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

weston super mare..why stay at an expensive spa when our mud bath is free

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

York - Home of chocolate, railways, and tourists!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Sunderland! A Greggs on every street corner.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Sunderland! A Greggs on every street corner."
Heaven!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southampton the Southern Shit hole.

Bloody great if you like Parking tickets on your motor.

It's officially the City of "I hate Money" AKA I live here because I like being ripped the hell off.

Yeah bring a Bottle...

I used to live in Warwick and loved it.

I loved the Midlands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doncaster I live here ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doncaster I live here ha ha

Good a reason as any!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeovil the only town where webbed toes and fingers are more comen then haveing teeth and you sister and mum are the same person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeovil the only town where webbed toes and fingers are more comen then haveing teeth and you sister and mum are the same person lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit sunny Sunderland take in the revamped city centre recreated by the most stupid numb brained town planners and architects, who over the last 40yrs systematically destroyed a fine period facade and turned into a soulless vacuum filled with generic pubs, kebab shops and chain-stores where once stood stunning building of individual character showcasing the mighty industrial power and proud traditions of a town once famous all over the world…..

Yeah visit Sunderland now,,,,, it will really make you appreciate where you live…….!!!!

But hey, we have a nice beach though !!!….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunderland! A Greggs on every street corner. Heaven!!!

You could say that about any city in the north of England and even down south ... But they do damn lovely sausage rolls

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Come visit us here in our idyllic corner of Wales, truly Gods country, rolling hills, majestic mountains, clear rivers, and beautiful meadows. Just don't decide to stay, as we will burn ya out lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland the Capital of the North for Cheesy Chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come visit us here in our idyllic corner of Wales, truly Gods country, rolling hills, majestic mountains, clear rivers, and beautiful meadows. Just don't decide to stay, as we will burn ya out lol!

haha,,,,,,

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