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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What TRUE fact about yourself can make you sound right unsexy?

I'll start with, I'm a geek when it comes to World of Warcraft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I don't shave im as hairy as a gorilla and its jet black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What TRUE fact about yourself can make you sound right unsexy?

I'll start with, I'm a geek when it comes to World of Warcraft. "

I knit!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can stick my tongue up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a scrabble geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick my tongue up my nose "

actually that's kinda sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Reading and doing jigsaws

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can stick my tongue up my nose

actually that's kinda sexy "

Well I'll show you next time I see you at chams if you like

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm a scrabble geek "

what's the highest scoring word?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I love crime fiction. I love the theatre and the ballet.

I'm a Gleek (Glee fan) I love reality television.

I have been needing to use crutches and have been seen using a mobility scooter

And I am very untidy.

I'll get my coat, if I can find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a scrabble geek

what's the highest scoring word?"

137: Linkage

Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick my tongue up my nose

actually that's kinda sexy

Well I'll show you next time I see you at chams if you like "

go on then, you do realise I have eyes up my arse tho don't you

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like to play chess.

I suck my finger and have a security blanket.

I like to bake.

I like fishing.

What a catch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm a scrabble geek

what's the highest scoring word?

137: Linkage

Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games"

now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....

it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.

(Am I making you wet ladies?)

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I wear pj's and fluffy socks to bed - all year round......when not alone of course

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I'm a scrabble geek

what's the highest scoring word?

137: Linkage

Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games

now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....

it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.

(Am I making you wet ladies?) "

Only because I fell asleep and pissed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I don't shave im as hairy as a gorilla and its jet black "
I know the feeling, Mine are dark to. Mrs s.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wear pj's and fluffy socks to bed - all year round......when not alone of course"
me too

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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Only because I fell asleep and pissed myself "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I collect pocket fluff and have a laboratory where I experiment on it to discover it's origins and motives.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I collect pocket fluff and have a laboratory where I experiment on it to discover it's origins and motives."

It's origins are from pickets and it's motives are to baffle the easily confused.

Sorted now how can we fill your free pocket fluff time?? Do you want to see me stick my tongue up my nose??

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I wear pj's and fluffy socks to bed - all year round......when not alone of course"

so covered up when you're with someone and you're naked alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a scrabble geek

what's the highest scoring word?

137: Linkage

Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games

now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....

it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.

(Am I making you wet ladies?) "

Correct! Made a right pigs ear of it.

I predict my meet requests are gonna go through the roof now. Waiting...... waiting....... waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not my real hair!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"This is not my real hair! "

Yeah it is. You just sheared your pubes and put it on your head

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I have long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my own nipples, and this is the Mr typing,

I can clap with one hand, I can do an impression of a slug with my tongue,

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I collect pocket fluff and have a laboratory where I experiment on it to discover it's origins and motives.

It's origins are from pickets and it's motives are to baffle the easily confused.

Sorted now how can we fill your free pocket fluff time?? Do you want to see me stick my tongue up my nose??"

Don't mock my work lady!!!

I would like you to stick your tongue up my nose.

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JOKE ALERT!

---------------------

I say FFR01, what is nasal sex?

d[ o_0 ]b ____(Fuck knows)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have never worn a hat in my life (they have all been photoshopped on) and I swear at pigeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont see the point in shaving leg hair unless im planning on meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a shower cap with a big orange flower on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have long hair "
long hair is sexy on a guy!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing.. "

Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster lol

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I am ME, can't get much less sexy !!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

While in chat at night, my geek side is playing computer games.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees otherwise my pelvis hurts too much (loving post-pregnancy gift).

I have one hair on my face which can grow about 2cm overnight and comes back no matter what I do to pull it out.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i drink like a fish, i swear like a trooper and i fornicate like a cat in heat ,sounds like my profile really.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I can be found in club changing rooms, breathing between my bouts of breath holding and sucking my stomach in* whilst standing at the bar.

So smexshie!

*not necessary in a jacuzzi but you should feel that flesh ripple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..

Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster lol"

depending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi..

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I sleep with two teddy bears in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..

Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster loldepending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi.."

Hey not using it trying to make it from scratch god what a long winded pain in the ass thing to do it is lol not a farrier more a part time blacksmith built the forge for making parts just have an interest in metal work from scratch. Chris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My middle name is Madge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live the ballet and am planning in going to the opera later on in the year.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..

Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster loldepending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi..

Hey not using it trying to make it from scratch god what a long winded pain in the ass thing to do it is lol not a farrier more a part time blacksmith built the forge for making parts just have an interest in metal work from scratch. Chris "

to start you need to buy 1084 tool steal with a 2% nickle count.it is a pain and long winded process! Which you will find that forge welding its a hit & miss you need to have a lot of patients good luck let us know how you get on though!! Bambi ( kelly)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If I let them my eyebrows can join together in less than a week leave em for 2 an I find birds trying to make nests in there.........so who fancys a shag then your place or mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have long hair "

really?

how long we talking here? few months over due a trim or are you supporting the full on Zakk Wylde look?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm knock kneed

Really bad eye sight

Love documentries

Wear bedsocks

Talk to my meerkats

Snore like a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get lots and lots of belly button fluff somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Meaty and I quite like country music

(Not that modern soppy poppy ballard shite though )

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I wear pj's and fluffy socks to bed - all year round......when not alone of course

so covered up when you're with someone and you're naked alone?"

lol..epic fail there....I might just do naked when not alone...lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"My name is Meaty and I quite like country music

(Not that modern soppy poppy ballard shite though )"

oh I love old country music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get lots and lots of belly button fluff somehow."

I was actually thought about starting a thread just to ask people this (but changed my mind).

It is like my belly button is somehow the perfect shape/size/whatever to collect lint.

I could have probably stuffed a few sofas by now from the amount of fluff that comes out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Meaty and I quite like country music

(Not that modern soppy poppy ballard shite though )oh I love old country music"

Even better if it has yodelling in it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I snore

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

My pants have a special pocket where I keep my lucky cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snore "

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off* "

charming.....

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Right now I am eating a Peanut butter and Barbecue sauce sandwhich.

Hey, if the yanks can have jam, I can have barbecue sauce!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

I actually paid to see Elaine Paige in Evita - great show but didn't like her, nor have I since ;-(

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!

I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!

I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!

I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!

I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!

"

Yes

Eggheads

Euwwwwww

x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!

I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!

I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!

Yes

Eggheads

Euwwwwww

x"

Haha!! I think it's because I get all excited when I get a hard question right or a pointless answer!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i currently have garlic breath.. who fancies a snog? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit geeky.. Love to write poetry and erotica!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an epic snorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading and knitting, currently making a shawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I burp like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I burp like a man"
its that chest of yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love star wars !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love star wars !!!"
me too small world x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I love star wars !!!"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol "
fancy a romulan ale later

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol "

I can do the Vulcan hand thingy on both hands

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off* "

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love star wars !!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not you too "

Yes meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I've been a Dungeon Master (AD&D) for too many years.....Paladin level 25!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me love knitting and my kindle

him he loves his sci fi films and programes drives me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol "

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?"

I know :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!! "

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?"

twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my dress socks in a separate drawer to my sports socks.

I wear a wristband saying "What would Morrissey do?"

I love musicals, especially Annie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a full on science geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?"

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

twat "

could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

"

You snore!! lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

twat

could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread???? "

Are you not having much luck dear lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

"

You trying to say you don't snore??!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Who's idea was this thread????

"

Bugger all to do with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snore "

No sleeping for you friday then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

I can do the Vulcan hand thingy on both hands "

Me too! And I snore!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I snore

No sleeping for you friday then"

Just pinch my nose...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

You trying to say you don't snore??! "

No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

twat

could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????

Are you not having much luck dear lol "

Joking aint ya, what women could resist an offer of getting beat off a guy dressed as a klingon whilst getting their ass whooped at scrabble. Form an orderly queue sexy ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

I know. "

I know too lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

You trying to say you don't snore??!

No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know? "

Could hear you three tents away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've watched every episode of Dragonball Z

I snore (allegedly)

I'm a whizz at Sudoku

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I've watched every episode of Dragonball Z

"

Snap! and I had all the comics

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol

ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?

twat

could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????

Are you not having much luck dear lol

Joking aint ya, what women could resist an offer of getting beat off a guy dressed as a klingon whilst getting their ass whooped at scrabble. Form an orderly queue sexy ladies "

*elbows her way to the front of the Q, pulls a few pigtails on the way and trips the thin and gorjus women*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I muck out stables and pick up the manure from the field twice a week

Not a pleasant smell

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

*elbows her way to the front of the Q, pulls a few pigtails on the way and trips the thin and gorjus women* "

Not to go off topic, but I really liked Q in TNG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

You trying to say you don't snore??!

No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know?

Could hear you three tents away! "

Who said that was me snoring?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I snore

*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*

Ha!! Pot/kettle!!

What exactly are you saying, McDirty?

You trying to say you don't snore??!

No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know?

Could hear you three tents away!

Who said that was me snoring? "

I bet you sound like a fog horn when you snore..

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