FabSwingers.com forum: Return of the thread killer

By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

Currently on five….

Smash that ‘recent threads’ button and count the threads you’re the last poster on….

In winning so far on five, technically this is six till someone beats me…

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By *lim_funMan
4 weeks ago

Hebden bridge

It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal."

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑 "

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs "

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

Such a smooth talker, I’ve added two just tonight….

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

Such a smooth talker, I’ve added two just tonight….

Let me carry the burden, one less for you

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

horsham

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

Such a smooth talker, I’ve added two just tonight….

Let me carry the burden, one less for you"

Don’t take my trophies!!

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

Such a smooth talker, I’ve added two just tonight….

Let me carry the burden, one less for you"

Such a good person, but I cannot accept this gift! You’re clearly a giver!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"It's that time of night it's too easy. Go to bed or find the American's if you are nocturnal.

Touché but apart from this one they’re historic… ergo, my thread killer crown remains… 👑

Do you want to kill your own thread? . Over my dead body! I'm the Killer Queen

*ahem… erm… no, you ‘kill it’ that is something veeeeery different Mrs

Such a smooth talker, I’ve added two just tonight….

Let me carry the burden, one less for you

Such a good person, but I cannot accept this gift! You’re clearly a giver! "

No, I am a taker, and I am taking this thread to a painful end

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Ely

(Blows raspberry)

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By *hisfuckingguyMan
4 weeks ago

Bradford

Only 3 surprisingly

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

horsham

"(Blows raspberry) "

Chunky was about to win

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Ely

"(Blows raspberry)

Chunky was about to win"

Now.... that would be a first. 😆 🤣

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

👆🏽Painful End

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Ely

"👆🏽Painful End"

You can get cream for test. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

horsham

"👆🏽Painful End

You can get cream for test. 😆 🤣 😂 "

I am still trying to work out what you mean 😂😂

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By *hunky GentMan
4 weeks ago

Ely

'That' not 'test'

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

horsham

"'That' not 'test'

It’s late, you make sense now! 😅🤩

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"'That' not 'test'

It’s late, you make sense now! 😅🤩"

It doesn’t make sense that I’m awake!!!

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By *aphunterMan
4 weeks ago

horsham

"'That' not 'test'

It’s late, you make sense now! 😅🤩

It doesn’t make sense that I’m awake!!!"

Night owls

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Currently 3 for me

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

2 within the last 35 list but dozens more. Also most threads I start are dead within 3 hours, less than 12 replies on average

I am the forum killer

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By *earditallWoman
4 weeks ago

Lancaster

I will look

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By *aked beachMan
4 weeks ago

22 The Avenue

A quite disappointing 1 just now. I need to up my game

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By *earditallWoman
4 weeks ago

Lancaster

None from the green arrow

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"None from the green arrow

You’re so thoughtful!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Sunderland

2️⃣ 👊🏼

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By *tormQueenWoman
4 weeks ago

All over the place

1...im quite disappointed in myself

Interestingly though one thread came up that i hadnt opened but apparently posted in 😳😳

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By *xSirenaxxWoman
4 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

2 ... I feel I need to try harder

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
4 weeks ago

Sunderland

Oooo 4️⃣❕

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By *reachers SonMan
4 weeks ago

north West

None🥳 unless you count my own thread that I started 😂

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford

I'm on 2 so far but only just posted on them threads.... 3 after this comment

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By *aked beachMan
4 weeks ago

22 The Avenue

Ha, SpeedyG not so fast there Tiger 😂😂

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By *inxy777Woman
4 weeks ago

essex

2 so far

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Im doing really well today with 0, but I had a day last week where I think I killed 7 in a row - a record for me 🥳🤣

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

"Im doing really well today with 0, but I had a day last week where I think I killed 7 in a row - a record for me 🥳🤣"

I would have to see it to believe it! Was it at 4am??

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Im doing really well today with 0, but I had a day last week where I think I killed 7 in a row - a record for me 🥳🤣

I would have to see it to believe it! Was it at 4am?? "

Probably, that’s usually when I’m most active on the forums

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By *cott45hullMan
4 weeks ago

Hull

3 for me

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Im doing really well today with 0, but I had a day last week where I think I killed 7 in a row - a record for me 🥳🤣"

Ok that seems like we have a new master thread killer crown! 7 in a row!! Take a bow!!

👑

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By *oodmessMan
4 weeks ago

yumsville

Well I just wrote a reply and a thread disappeared so I nailed it I think

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By *horskin!Man
4 weeks ago

your kink

So far non but had 6 before but think it is the time of night

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By *kphooey43Man
4 weeks ago

Barnet

Only one.

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By *vaRoseWoman
4 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Im doing really well today with 0, but I had a day last week where I think I killed 7 in a row - a record for me 🥳🤣

Ok that seems like we have a new master thread killer crown! 7 in a row!! Take a bow!!

👑 "

👸🏻💅🏻

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By *illybeachboyMan
4 weeks ago

Guernsey

8 today... so far

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By *laytime_13Woman
4 weeks ago

Lincs

That feels like a lot of effort to work out I'll be honest, but I do know it'll be a few

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By *teelCityCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Sheffield

5...wait now 6

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"5...wait now 6"

I couldn’t let you have it….

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By *uaveNightsMan
4 weeks ago

Canvey Island

0 currently!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Currently 3 for me"

Just the one now

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By *oul_Man_501Man
4 weeks ago

Kent

It's taken me a while to figure what this is all about, but it's just twigged 😂😂

I'm on 2 👍

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By *kphooey43Man
4 weeks ago

Barnet

Only one showing up

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

I’m back down to 0, I keep getting thread kill sniped somehow

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
4 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Christ on a bike!

I’m on a miserly 1(!!!)

What happened to my form? 😭😭😭

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Christ on a bike!

I’m on a miserly 1(!!!)

What happened to my form? 😭😭😭"

I wanted to help you out by leaving this…. It’s just not in my nature!

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Yoink

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By *issmorganWoman
4 weeks ago

Yorks

Just 2 so far, but the day is still young

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Christ on a bike!

I’m on a miserly 1(!!!)

What happened to my form? 😭😭😭

I wanted to help you out by leaving this…. It’s just not in my nature!

😂😂😂🙁😜

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
4 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"Christ on a bike!

I’m on a miserly 1(!!!)

What happened to my form? 😭😭😭

I wanted to help you out by leaving this…. It’s just not in my nature!

😂😂😂🙁😜"

What are you doing here, thread creator god

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By *aykelly50Man
4 weeks ago

Kinross

"Currently on five….

Smash that ‘recent threads’ button and count the threads you’re the last poster on….

In winning so far on five, technically this is six till someone beats me…"

Does anyone actually care?

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By *actile TensionMan
4 weeks ago

Sussex

One

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By *oldmilkMan
4 weeks ago

In trouble, apparently…

Six if you count this one now.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Christ on a bike!

I’m on a miserly 1(!!!)

What happened to my form? 😭😭😭

I wanted to help you out by leaving this…. It’s just not in my nature!

😂😂😂🙁😜

What are you doing here, thread creator god"

😂😂 I’m also - or at least I was - a grandmaster thread slayer.

Ahhhh….bygone days 😭😭😭😜

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Currently on five….

Smash that ‘recent threads’ button and count the threads you’re the last poster on….

In winning so far on five, technically this is six till someone beats me…

Does anyone actually care?

I would argue that the thread being active the answer is a resounding yes!

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By *onin25Man
4 weeks ago

Durham

Only 3. This will make it 4

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wait….I’m on 3 now as well. I’m back in the game people!

Thread Bundy is back 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Wait….I’m on 3 now as well. I’m back in the game people!

Thread Bundy is back 👍🏻👍🏻"

Go you! Sorry to bring you back down though…. 😛

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By *kphooey43Man
4 weeks ago

Barnet

Five at the moment - and most of them are classics, demanding ripostes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Major breaking news! I’m on eight! 😂😂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Thread West is back baby!! Yeah!!! 😁😁😁😁

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
4 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

I’ve lost count but it does seem to be a talent of ours.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Currently 3 for me

Just the one now"

Now up to 4 😎

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

Back down you go. This is my white whale!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Back down you go. This is my white whale!"

Stay thy hand Ahab! I need this win! 😜

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By *enuine_J87Man
4 weeks ago

Eastleigh

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By *otopaxi OP Man
4 weeks ago

nostalgia

"Major breaking news! I’m on eight! 😂😂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Thread West is back baby!! Yeah!!! 😁😁😁😁"

Fuck me!!! The crown is well and truly passed on!!! 👑

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Just the 1

I need to up my game

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
2 weeks ago

the land of vagina

I killed 3 last night

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By *oul_Man_501Man
2 weeks ago

Kent

Just the 1 currently

(£5K a day) if anybody wants to take it away from me 🙏

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Just the 1

I need to up my game"

Bollox

Someone just commented

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😭😭 My crown hath fallen!

Woe the ignominy! - I am on but one miserly thread vanquished.

I shall have to content myself and reminisce on the fond memories of my past thread killing glory days 😢😢

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By *rchie300Man
2 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I don’t like how some say “ can I get “ 🤷‍♂️

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By *kphooey43Man
2 weeks ago

Barnet

Just two showing up on recent threads I've commented upon.

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By *parkly MinxCouple
2 weeks ago

Hitchin

Just got one today, and it looks like our first!

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By *oldmilkMan
2 weeks ago

In trouble, apparently…

Five

Six including this one now

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By *ustlook4nowMan
2 weeks ago

Bathgate

4 not including this one

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By *andl2004Couple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I killed the wank thread 👊

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

Woop woop

I'm on 6

😇

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By *hunky GentMan
1 week ago

Ely

Only 3 - I must be losing my touch. 😆

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By *athomMan
1 week ago

South Coast

Paltry 3 for me , losing my touch 😊

( or is this 4?)

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By *athomMan
1 week ago

South Coast

"Only 3 - I must be losing my touch. 😆 "

Jinx 😂

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
1 week ago

south sheilds

I've lost count 🙈 i often sit here and wonder if was it something I said 🤷‍♀️

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By *each needs some creamWoman
1 week ago

Ilfracombe

I am on 6 at the moment

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
1 week ago

Ipswich

A stitch in time...

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 week ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I've lost count 🙈 i often sit here and wonder if was it something I said 🤷‍♀️"

Noooo

It's an honour to kill a thread.

It means you have made the most valid point that no one can add to 😁

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
1 week ago

Bot Farm

Oh please, let the OP kill his own thread for Pete's sake!!!!

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By *otopaxi OP Man
1 week ago

nostalgia

"Oh please, let the OP kill his own thread for Pete's sake!!!!"

Thank you!

I have been away so not been killing it as much recently, I’ll have to get back on it!!!

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By *vaRoseWoman
1 week ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’ve got 1 on my current page

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By *rchie300Man
1 week ago

Hamworthy

Always a pleasure being under Eva ….. so this thread killer is hanging on in there that’s for sure

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By *ourpornfixMan
1 week ago

East Cheshire

I think we should focus on the thread hijackers. Whatever your post is about, they slip in a reference to their particular kink (naturism and "early experiences" are common themes).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

none

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By *allipygousMan
1 week ago

Leicester

"none"

This could be the one.

D'oh!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"I think we should focus on the thread hijackers. Whatever your post is about, they slip in a reference to their particular kink (naturism and "early experiences" are common themes)."

you just hijacked this one....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 week ago

Crumpet Castle

"none

This could be the one.

D'oh! "

eh ? I've just come home , I can't have done anything wrong yet

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By *oldmilkMan
1 week ago

In trouble, apparently…

Zero.

I’m obviously not spammy or boring enough

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By *onkers4UMan
1 week ago

Ely

[Removed by poster at 07/08/26 15:06:37]

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By *onkers4UMan
1 week ago

Ely

Mis-read the OP thinking it said how many threads have you posted in - doh!

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By *aykelly50Man
1 week ago

Kinross

I counted 8 butterfly's in our garden today within 1 hour

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By *otopaxi OP Man
1 week ago

nostalgia

"none

This could be the one.

D'oh!

eh ? I've just come home , I can't have done anything wrong yet "

Oh Granny, everything you do is wrong in some way….

That’s why we love you….

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