FabSwingers.com forum: Full Monty Python

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well as it seems to be cropping up on nearly all the threads this week, what's your favourite Monty Python sketch/phrase?

And your not allowed to say 'the parrot sketch'.

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Stoning one !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But what if my favourite is the 'parrot sketch' what then eh eh eh !!!!

xxx Raz xxx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

it's got to be the ekkie thump sketch for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what if my favourite is the 'parrot sketch' what then eh eh eh !!!!

xxx Raz xxx"

So your saying you'd like to register a complaint?

Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well...if we can't have the parrot sketch...then has to be the Spanish Inquisition sketches for me

but I can pick just about any sketch and it will have me laughing till I cry....play the albums a lot when I am feeling blue (is blue monday you know?

) ... they always pick me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cheese shop sketch..... i want to buy some cheeseeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but there are so many it is hard to choose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well...if we can't have the parrot sketch...then has to be the Spanish Inquisition sketches for me

but I can pick just about any sketch and it will have me laughing till I cry....play the albums a lot when I am feeling blue (is blue monday you know?

) ... they always pick me up

Nobody? expects the Spanish inquisition!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bit from the life of Brian. The emperor has a lisp and introduces his friend who also has a lisp, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's got to be the ekkie thump sketch for me

wasnt that the goodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what his good friend biggus dickus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's got to be the ekkie thump sketch for me

wasnt that the goodies"

Yup !

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

'He's a very naughty boy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he has a wife u know.........Incontinentia Buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come for an argument

No you havent]

I have

You haven't

Sorry arguments are the next room down

Oh ok

I've come for an argument

Sorry times up

It isn't

It is

This isn't an argument, it's contradiction

It isn't

It is

Or something like that. Avid Python fans will know the sketch I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** Mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come for an argument

No you havent]

I have

You haven't

Sorry arguments are the next room down

Oh ok

I've come for an argument

Sorry times up

It isn't

It is

This isn't an argument, it's contradiction

It isn't

It is

Or something like that. Avid Python fans will know the sketch I need"

Argument Clinic....no it isnt..yes it no it isnt....DING time up thats ur 5mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“And now for something completely different.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah....he's a very naughty boy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK copy and paste I know but I couldn't remember it all................

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

All: And me. And me too. And me.

Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

xxx Raz xxx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"He's not the Messiah....he's a very naughty boy."

my favorite too

allways look on the bright side of life

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Fish licence.

Fish slapping dance.

Albatross!

Bruces' song

Medical love song

Constitutional peasant

Knights of Ni

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK copy and paste I know but I couldn't remember it all................

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

All: And me. And me too. And me.

Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

xxx Raz xxx"

Strangely enough, I rather liked that part of the film. One knight, and castle full horny women.

Sounds like a perfect FAB night to me

Sir Arc

I did menion I'd been knighted, didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the spam sketch....

"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"

"Cause thats got spam in"

"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"

"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"

"Urragh."

"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Lumberjack sketch / song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties :

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:

He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.

He goes to the lavatory.

On Wednesdays he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus :

I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing

And hang around in bars.

Mounties :

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus :

I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie,

Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)

Mounties :

He cuts down trees.

He wears high heels,

Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus :

I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.

I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favourite monty python line has to be....."may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole!"..... a classic 'n a very effective insult too,lol!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And René Descartes was a d*unken fart

I drink, therefore I am

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker

But a bugger when he's pissed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"the spam sketch....

"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"

"Cause thats got spam in"

"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"

"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"

"Urragh."

"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic"

can you believe 3 50 somethings were doing our version of this sketch in the office last week - the youngsters looked at us gone out, then we started on the Lumberjack and finished with dead parrot ........ we would have carried on but these guys with white coats on turned up with 'special' coats for us

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

ah forgot... the yorkshiremen sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the spam sketch....

"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"

"Cause thats got spam in"

"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"

well im 31 but iv been brought up on monty pyhton and other classec's, i mean do enjoy new comedy shows but then i watch these again and think wow just how amzaing they were

"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"

"Urragh."

"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what his good friend biggus dickus"

yes, lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every sperm is sacred

is that not FABs mission statement too!

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By *ob and angelaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

he is the messiah i should know ive followed a few ??? or a 9 bladed sword not 3 or 5 or 7 but 9.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holy grail

bring out yer dead....im not dead...well ur ill not long yet...im getting better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ministry of Silly walks

Blessed are the cheese makers

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By *andmCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

but you have no arms or legs,........what you gonna do bleed on me?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blessed are the cheese makers"

i only told your wife to be quiet big nose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx7A9qJY3_8

typical sketch and just sums them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you calling big nose?

Big nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blessed are the cheese makers"

"well what so special about cheese makers??"

"Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it's referring to any manufacturers of dairy products."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh if u listen closely he might say summat about blessed are he big noses lol

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