FabSwingers.com forum: Posting in your dialect.

By *ary and Bejesus OP Couple
over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

Ive noticed an influx of people who actually type in thier spoken dialect...if that makes sense.

Some of it takes some decyphering, but does make me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Peru, can you tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alrite my luver...wheres me daps too??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alrite my luver...wheres me daps too??? lol"

that worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm borderline scouse, wouldnt even try to spell the way I talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alrite my luver...wheres me daps too??? lol

that worked"

meet you on the slider!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ay oooop chuck

Thats not my accent I just like talking in it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

foos yer doos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm borderline scouse, wouldnt even try to spell the way I talk

What is bordeline scouse ? You're either scouse or your not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am what scousers call a plastic scouser as born over the river Mersey. But in true scouse it would be something like

alrite der queen how yer doing....dont let me bore de kecks off yer while am gabbing like this, and if i do, then just calm down calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm borderline scouse, wouldnt even try to spell the way I talk

What is bordeline scouse ? You're either scouse or your not ?"

Sorry lad,

Wosss boardalyyyyyne skhoush? Yerrr eider skhoush or yerrr noh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked at a thread the some time ago where someone had typed in Geordie, 1 minute of trying to decipher it and I gave up, it was worse than text speech, so nowadays I just skip anything where it's in broad scottish, scouse, welsh, geordie, ryhming slang etc.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

wat yuh lot gannin on aboot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked at a thread the some time ago where someone had typed in Geordie, 1 minute of trying to decipher it and I gave up, it was worse than text speech, so nowadays I just skip anything where it's in broad scottish, scouse, welsh, geordie, ryhming slang etc."

fair doooos jed lah ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"

Not really

I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaddya mean like, we always talk tidy like we do aye mun

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

"wat yuh lot gannin on aboot

All reet Jim..

Are ye gannin doon the toon the neet hinny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean like, we always talk tidy like we do aye mun

Serens ! Tsk ......

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"wat yuh lot gannin on aboot

All reet Jim..

Are ye gannin doon the toon the neet hinny?

tar im canny

stoping in ta nit cos im skint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"

Not really

I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent

Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"

Not really

I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent

Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities. "

You picked on me last time I was on here and we had a thread about accents, I left to get therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"

Not really

I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent

Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities.

You picked on me last time I was on here and we had a thread about accents, I left to get therapy

Very long winded no that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean like, we always talk tidy like we do aye mun

Serens ! Tsk ...... "

Wor? wor? No it's no use I can't type like I talk ...... like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How yee hoya hammer owwer here - Geordie / Japanese shipyard worker.

A was gannen roond the bend on mi bogie when the wheel cum off and ah went through the dyke, cowpt mi creels and rowled amangst the clarrts.

When ah yot yem un telt me mutha what ahd dun, she said wait till ya fatther gets yem, then yil knaa what cuddies kicked yi

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck me, ahm just gled ahm Scoattish.

mind I've goat a guy oan the wiy up fi Noocastle fur a meet, oanybudy goat sum sudbitles fur us

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Eating out in Lancashire...

YISLUV - I'm ready to take your order sir.

MI BELLY THINKS MI THROOATS CUT - I am ready to eat something.

FOTCH THREE CHEERS - There are three of us or we reqire three seats.

AM O'ER-FACED - The abundence of food has taken my appetite away

OWTELSE - Would you like anything else sir?

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah i ken it feckin hellish wen folk do that!! gonnie gi that a bye ya manky skeg!!! xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Eating out in Lancashire...

YISLUV - I'm ready to take your order sir.

MI BELLY THINKS MI THROOATS CUT - I am ready to eat something.

FOTCH THREE CHEERS - There are three of us or we reqire three seats.

AM O'ER-FACED - The abundence of food has taken my appetite away

OWTELSE - Would you like anything else sir?

You forgot all the backwards talk as in

can you not

will you not

ect ect

when i first moved here from gods county of west Yorkshire i was asked by a chineese woman and i quote

"why you no like wankashire"

I replied "your exactly right". then me and Zoe fell about laughing the poor waitress walked off very confused.

Steve

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

"Ive noticed an influx of people who actually type in thier spoken dialect...if that makes sense.

Some of it takes some decyphering, but does make me chuckle."
oh oh oh oh oh darling im arriving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah scouse accent huh....will have to ask my mate if this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody wan a kipper tie ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When me was a pickney me use to tark like dis now dahlings one has fouhound a plum and stuck it in one's mhouth and speaks like this dahling

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"How yee hoya hammer owwer here - Geordie / Japanese shipyard worker.

A was gannen roond the bend on mi bogie when the wheel cum off and ah went through the dyke, cowpt mi creels and rowled amangst the clarrts.

When ah yot yem un telt me mutha what ahd dun, she said wait till ya fatther gets yem, then yil knaa what cuddies kicked yi

are there subtitles on 888

10 years of living up here and I still have no clue.... had to lipread for the first 3 years!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was going round the bend on my go kart when the wheel came off and i went through the fence...... rolled alonf....

when i went home and told my mother what i had done she said wait until your father gets them then you will know what horse kicked you???

best i can manage!!!

puts my put the cloot ben the scullery party piece to shame!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no way I can communicate in written Chinese nowadays.

However, I can still speak Cantonese, and still recognise enough characters on a Chinese menu to be able to order food in a restaurant so that I do not starve!

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

"There is no way I can communicate in written Chinese nowadays.

However, I can still speak Cantonese, and still recognise enough characters on a Chinese menu to be able to order food in a restaurant so that I do not starve!

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in Scotland we just ask for a chicken curry

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