FabSwingers.com forum: Where did that come from?

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

What's the most random thing you've brought home after a night out?

Was chatting to someone about this earlier and I've came to the conclusion that I must turn into a magpie after a few drinks.

I've woke up in the morning a found various items that I have no idea where they came from, including a full bottle of vinegar in my bag 😂

Please tell me I'm not the only one....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ightDesiresCouple
2 days ago

Northampton

A cats eye the in the middle of the road type not an actual cats eye 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"A cats eye the in the middle of the road type not an actual cats eye 🤣"

My mum brought an actual cat home once. It clearly runs in the family.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"A cats eye the in the middle of the road type not an actual cats eye 🤣"

Also, how the hell did you dig that out 🙈

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enuine_J87Man
2 days ago

Eastleigh

I went through a stage of doing it.

A row of bullets (plastic ones).

A sign post.

Glow sticks.

A medallion.

Three different hats in one night and I wore them one on top of the other.

After a new years eve party in town I was dressed as john lennon from sgt pepper and I walked 3 hours home in 2 degree cold holding a bottle of wine in one and and what I thought was another bottle in the other. It was balsamic vinegar

More things than I can remember, great memories

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

"A cats eye the in the middle of the road type not an actual cats eye 🤣"

I’ve always wanted one of those from roadworks

Not interested in cones

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pencer75Man
2 days ago

Stirlingshire

One of them wooden menu/sandwich board things from outside a pub in my back garden after a night out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wcoMan
2 days ago

West Midlands

A road sign.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cotsRugbyBuffMan
2 days ago

Secret

The automated butcher that pretends to cut meat in their shop window.

We kept him as our rugby mascot for 3 years until he fell apart 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ightDesiresCouple
2 days ago

Northampton

"A cats eye the in the middle of the road type not an actual cats eye 🤣

Also, how the hell did you dig that out 🙈"

It was a metal bar or something like that that myself and a friend must have found on our home from a d*unken night because we definitely didn't leave the house with it 🤣🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
2 days ago

All over

A stranger

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"I went through a stage of doing it.

A row of bullets (plastic ones).

A sign post.

Glow sticks.

A medallion.

Three different hats in one night and I wore them one on top of the other.

More things than I can remember, great memories"

A fellow theif 🥰

I still have a cowboy hat I acquired from someone a few years ago.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby

A few women that I've woken up next to, ammirite lads?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enuine_J87Man
2 days ago

Eastleigh

"I went through a stage of doing it.

A row of bullets (plastic ones).

A sign post.

Glow sticks.

A medallion.

Three different hats in one night and I wore them one on top of the other.

More things than I can remember, great memories

A fellow theif 🥰

I still have a cowboy hat I acquired from someone a few years ago. "

I had one too, almost exactly 20 years to the day! There was a picture of me and my girlfriend at the time wearing them, I cherished that for years afterwards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enuine_J87Man
2 days ago

Eastleigh

"A few women that I've woken up next to, ammirite lads?"

If you mean a half eaten kebab, chicken wing bones and an empty bottle of vodka then, I know exaaaactly what you mean

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ermite12ukMan
2 days ago

Solihull and Romford

My sister came home with a Barratts flag, from a flag pole on a new building site, back in the early eighties. I think the police the next day arrived, and wanted it back. She denied all knowledge.....Don't think the police believed her tbh.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *4bimMan
2 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i took a road sign once and left it against someones front door.

must of be a shock to them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
2 days ago

cheshire

many years ago d*unk in the pub ended up bringing a jack russell puppy home. guy had two in the back of his van,, mum was livid after a coupleof weeks she fell in love with him.. he ended up a great little dog

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hineasMan
2 days ago

Berwick upon Tweed

- A Jehovah’s Witness.

- A child’s trike

- A police dog

One I tied outside the police station and legged it, the other took me two years to get rid of. I always thought I tied up the wrong one.

Oh, and an angry father deservedly punched me on the nose.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"A few women that I've woken up next to, ammirite lads?"

Ugh, that's the worst!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atteLover82Man
2 days ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Ended up with quite a few things after nights out most random was probably a brass tap top. I mean surely it would have been better to get the pair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
2 days ago

I went to uni in Scotland, there have been many things. :D The most confusing was a golf flag thingy until I remembered insisting on seeing dolphins at stupid o clock and wanting a pole. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xSirenaxxWoman
2 days ago

Gloucestershire

My first husband .... went out to celebrate Australia day in a bar in London with some Aussie friends .... woke up with a Kiwi bloke in my bed and had to ask his name ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eightsB4DatesMan
2 days ago

north east

I tend to come back minus things (usually my key) not with extras. Exception was when I stole a massive photo of my mate when he was a youngin with a basin cut from his wedding night time doo, i seen it in the porch the next morning and thoufht ffs why ? Haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

A traffic cone

A for sale sign for a house

Randomly, one man's shoe don't even remember the story behind that

Plenty of pub glasses, and twice even a pitcher

£60 worth of food from a kebab shop cos it all looked great.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

Purple glitter reindeer

A pink flamingo bowl

A full jar of Maoam sweets

A shoe deodorant from a bowling alley

A candle

A plant

A cocktail shaker

A light saber

A flower garland

And

One single pine cone.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkyPenguinsCouple
2 days ago

London/Kent

We went through a bit of a phase of bringing things back from the pub when I was first year at university. It escalated from glasses to furniture and I definitely remember having a bar stool for quite a long time. We also had a cast iron park bench we “borrowed” outside our flat which was lovely in the summer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
2 days ago

Derby

"A few women that I've woken up next to, ammirite lads?

Ugh, that's the worst! "

They even expected breakfast 😒

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"I went to uni in Scotland, there have been many things. :D The most confusing was a golf flag thingy until I remembered insisting on seeing dolphins at stupid o clock and wanting a pole. 🤷🏽‍♀️"

I hope it wasn't from The Old Course in StAndrews 😱😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *teelCityCoupleCouple
2 days ago

Sheffield

I may be outing myself to those who know this story but I once saw a chair outside a local restaurant and carried it all the way to my friends up Sheffield's steepest street. Went home the next day to sleep off my hangover and got woken by said friend texting to say the chair is in the garden. I kept that chair as my main desk chair for the rest of the year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

SW1A1AA

I also woke up with a strange man who later became my husband

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arierWoman
2 days ago

birmingham

Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nsatiableFunCoupleCouple
2 days ago

Worcestershire

"Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting "

Bunnies 🤣🤣 where did you get them from lol!!!

Mrs x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

"Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting "

Where did you steal bunnies from?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ookie46Woman
2 days ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A giant candy cane. Joe Beans can back me up about this 😄

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cLovin2Man
2 days ago

London

A couple of days ago I found a mylar blanket in my flat. I live alone. Still wondering how it turned up here 🤷🏽‍♂️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arierWoman
2 days ago

birmingham

"Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting

Bunnies 🤣🤣 where did you get them from lol!!!

Mrs x"

An old couple used to breed them near her house. We thought they were cute 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

"Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting "

That would have broke my heart handing them back 😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
2 days ago

Wrexham

Never actually took them home but on a walk home from the club to my mates house, we would move for sale signs randomly around housing estates, put the little orange flashing lights from roadworks under people's windows, stupid stuff like that.

But actually taking home, I woke up one morning on my bed in my casual shirt and a sequin mini.

Apparently I'd swapped my trousers with a random girl in town on the way home...

I think I got the better deal, kept that skirt for years lol...hate to think how the poor girl felt in oversized trousers the next morning!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arierWoman
2 days ago

birmingham

"Me and a friend woke up to bunnies bouncing around her room 🤦🏻‍♀️ Returning them the next day was interesting

That would have broke my heart handing them back 😭"

It was a sad day 😞

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eaAndBiscuit1989Man
2 days ago

North West

An ironing board in bed with me while staying at a hotel for a friend's wedding......wasn't my ironing board.

A road closed sign in my kitchen, thought nothing of it until I saw lots of people going mad on FB because 'someone' had caused chaos by removing it and all cars were having to turn around

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

(User no longer on site)

A dart board

A dinosaur head

A dinosaur costume

A 10ft x 5ft piece of plywood.

I loves a night out I do 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Walmer, Deal

"I also woke up with a strange man who later became my husband"

Same we been married 27 years

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
2 days ago

North Somerset

When I was a student long ago, the a-board advertising the local osteopath.

Nearly put my back out lugging up four flights of stairs up to my hall bedroom.

They nearly got some business out of me. 🤷‍♂️

Obi

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vmarisaTV/TS
2 days ago

Motherwell

Blinking orange road traffic sign in my locked bedroom wardrobe many years ago in London. Mx 👿

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortheastFarmerMan
2 days ago

Northumberland

A life size cardboard Jeremy Kyle, still to this day, have no idea how it ended up back on Barracks in German.

6ft inflatable penis. I know how it got it home, dont know where it come from.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arcopolo555Man
2 days ago

Norwich

I always wondered what happened to my cowboy hat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

9" angle grinder.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *KTim61Man
2 days ago

Tipton

"I always wondered what happened to my cowboy hat"

I've got 1 but I did pay for it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *howtime100Man
2 days ago

Stirlingshire

Big red plastic lobster from a fishmongers window display

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hitehorsefunCouple
8 hours ago

Wantage

A garden gate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hitehorsefunCouple
8 hours ago

Wantage

"A dart board

A dinosaur head

A dinosaur costume

A 10ft x 5ft piece of plywood.

I loves a night out I do 🤣"

Sounds like a Bullseye prize list

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkShyWoman
7 hours ago

near Windsor

My cousin just reminded me of when we woke up with a slow worm in a shoebox of grass, and a hedgehog in the living room cupboard.

I think we were trying to save them. They lived.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouple in LancashireCouple
7 hours ago

in Lancashire

A mirror ball from above the dance floor in a club in West Berlin on a rugby tour, wasn't just me..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anus7Man
7 hours ago

Chester

After my brother in laws stag do/pub crawl around Hereford, many years ago, we ended the night with..

An armchair from one of the pubs, a hatstand,a glass vase (intact) with flowers, but the water had been replaced by beer,2 pairs of shoes that fitted none of us (one was a woman's pair),plus a Polish student who everyone assumed was 'with someone else - but wasn't)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *Effy- OP Woman
7 hours ago

Scotland

"After my brother in laws stag do/pub crawl around Hereford, many years ago, we ended the night with..

Did you return the student at least?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ampireLoveMan
7 hours ago

Essex

A for sale sign 🤷🏽‍♂️ was a good idea at the time!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckMe12FreeMan
7 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

"A dart board

A dinosaur head

A dinosaur costume

A 10ft x 5ft piece of plywood.

I loves a night out I do 🤣

Sounds like a Bullseye prize list"

🤣, I still wear the dinosaur head. Think I threw the costume out. The plywood is my bar roof, and the dartboard is in the bar. They were things I needed 🤣😁

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ancy a rideMan
6 hours ago

salford

I went through a phase of taking the letter B from shop signs, hotel signs etc.

No idea why I don’t even have a B in my name 🤷🏻‍♂️

The other weird one was the big yellow cover type bag they put over parking meters, ended up with loads of them 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *annaPlayABCCouple
5 hours ago

Bacup

"What's the most random thing you've brought home after a night out?

Was chatting to someone about this earlier and I've came to the conclusion that I must turn into a magpie after a few drinks.

I've woke up in the morning a found various items that I have no idea where they came from, including a full bottle of vinegar in my bag 😂

Please tell me I'm not the only one....

A fully functioning portable warning lamp (the kind you would see around skips etc. to make them easier to see I guess) happily flashing its heart out in middle of living room when I walked in...strange thing is I only live about 3-4 min walk from the pub and definitely no skips or flashing lights on my way home the previous night.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hortieWoman
5 hours ago

Northampton/south coast

A whole pocket full of sand. Beach sand, not builders sand. I live in Northampton.

Courtesy of Tequila.

Still never worked that one out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igBeardyDanMan
2 hours ago

Bilston

Traffic cones used to end up out alot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ennessee WhiskeyMan
2 hours ago

tooting

IYKYK, Apple Greens Dolphin bin seemed like a good choice in the moment 🫢

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ootyfruityCouple
50 minutes ago

andover

Me and a friend woke up with a large stone statue of a person out of a garden. We could remember there were loads of ornaments in this garden but not the exact location, so we tracked it down, photo shopped this stone person on holiday in various locations around the world (popping on hawaiian shirts, gondolier outfit, that kind of thing) then put it back after 3 weeks with the photos

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hiaZen7.5Man
47 minutes ago

Centre

A bloody face when my housemates came into my room to see if i was ok, they though i was attacked. (I faceplanted stepping off a path between two cars walking home, no witnesses

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread