FabSwingers.com forum: Classifieds

By *obilebottom OP Man
15 hours ago

All over

Do you remember those adverts you put in certain papers and magazines saying a bit about you and what you were looking for? Go on then, do one and post here and see who replies. Write to create interest. Obviously they can only reply directly to you if filters allow. If not, they can also post their reply here and then you decide what to do with it.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
15 hours ago

All over

Ps no more than 50 words pls as those adds were too.

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By *onin25Man
15 hours ago

Durham

SWM, 46yo, n/s, OHAC, WLTM female FWB for NSA fun. Must have GSOH. DHSS welcome.

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By *actile TensionMan
15 hours ago

Sussex

Man 40. Seeking slightly savage sadistic slut for quarterly meets. Not necessarily for sex

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 hours ago

The Big Smoke

Petite lady, 50, wants to meet London gentleman, 60+ for dining, dancing, travel and much more

Must have some vices like swearing, smoking, drinking or football. Prefer a multi-millionaire for lasting relationship. Will answer all.

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By *ermite12ukMan
15 hours ago

Solihull and Romford

A tall well-built woman with good

reputation, who can cook frogs

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

hia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3 & 5.

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By *westnkinkyMan
15 hours ago

Southport

Mid 50s fun male, own house and car , GSOH ,genuine but kinky seeks kinky playmates for fun times, not looking for relationship , enquire within

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By *tormQueenWoman
15 hours ago

All over the place

Tall lady seeks even taller gentleman for fun and frolics. Must be able to follow a minimum of three concurrent conversations with ease

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By *gent CoulsonMan
15 hours ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Well worn SWM 64 Manchester seeks SWF for fun, laughs and rampant sex reply PO box 69

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By *wcoMan
15 hours ago

West Midlands

Male, late 50s, going through a bit of a stressy time so can't really be fvkkin bothered with people. Happily married but not that happy that me Mrs won't be totally pissed if she catches me at it, so your place or yours, either is fine be me.

I'm not one for giving gifts, making much effort or showing absolutely any sign that I'm bothered if you meet me or not. I spend most of my time being selfish and/or miserable and don't do meals out, meals in or smiling at people. Apply within for fun times.

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By *Effy-Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland

Woman, 30 something. Seeks rich man in the later stages of life. An ongoing heart condition and no written will is preferable. Please get in touch.

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By *wcoMan
15 hours ago

West Midlands

"Woman, 30 something. Seeks rich man in the later stages of life. An ongoing heart condition and no written will is preferable. Please get in touch. "

Dear Effy,

I do have a written will but I'm not sure all my houses are included in it. I don't have an ongoing heart condition (that I know of) but I can pant when I climb stairs, for effect...if that helps?

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By *itty FelouWoman
15 hours ago

Carlisle

Petite brunette 55, bit of a munter, well past her best and totally shit craic would like to meet a gentleman of a similar age that has a drab outlook on life, no get up and go, who is the blandest of vanilla, who will pull my nightie down when he's finished and sleep in the wet patch ..... 😈

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
15 hours ago

Chester

*About me:*

Chatty, flirty, feisty. glam, sarcastic with a GSOH

If you can match my wit, keep up with my energy, and don’t take yourself too seriously... let’s talk.

I’m the friend you can’t shut up, the flirt who doesn’t play dumb, and the glam one who’ll roast you with a smile. Feisty? Only if you’re fun. Sarcastic? Always. GSOH? Bring yours.

No time wasters, no head games. Just good company and better banter.

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By *Effy-Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland

"Woman, 30 something. Seeks rich man in the later stages of life. An ongoing heart condition and no written will is preferable. Please get in touch.

Dear Effy,

I do have a written will but I'm not sure all my houses are included in it. I don't have an ongoing heart condition (that I know of) but I can pant when I climb stairs, for effect...if that helps? "

How's your balance?

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By *obilebottom OP Man
15 hours ago

All over

"Male, late 50s, going through a bit of a stressy time so can't really be fvkkin bothered with people. Happily married but not that happy that me Mrs won't be totally pissed if she catches me at it, so your place or yours, either is fine be me.

Dear reader, unfortunately your advert has been rejected as it has exceeded the maximum length of 50 words which is clearly stated in the original post and is part of terms and conditions for publication. You can resubmit your advert with no more than 50 words if you wish.

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By *hinstrapMan
15 hours ago

sheffield

Slightly sarcastic, reasonably house-trained, and an expert at making bad decisions sound like good ideas. Looking for someone who enjoys laughs, cheeky flirting, takeaways, and blaming me when the sat nav gets us lost.

Must have a sense of humour. Good looks are optional... you'll need your eyes testing to fancy me anyway.

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By *wcoMan
15 hours ago

West Midlands

"Woman, 30 something. Seeks rich man in the later stages of life. An ongoing heart condition and no written will is preferable. Please get in touch.

Dear Effy,

I do have a written will but I'm not sure all my houses are included in it. I don't have an ongoing heart condition (that I know of) but I can pant when I climb stairs, for effect...if that helps?

How's your balance? "

Not noted on my medical records so be careful not to leave any evidence.

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By *enuine_J87Man
15 hours ago

Eastleigh

Male, 39, greying dark hair, blue eyes, 6ft tall, alive, medium build, frequently gets diarrhoea but has good handle on it, loves meat and cheese, willing to learn french or sign language.

Seeking woman. Must be at least slightly alive, human, damn run out of words

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By *Effy-Woman
15 hours ago

Scotland

"Woman, 30 something. Seeks rich man in the later stages of life. An ongoing heart condition and no written will is preferable. Please get in touch.

Dear Effy,

I do have a written will but I'm not sure all my houses are included in it. I don't have an ongoing heart condition (that I know of) but I can pant when I climb stairs, for effect...if that helps?

How's your balance?

Not noted on my medical records so be careful not to leave any evidence. "

Yep ✍️

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By *wcoMan
15 hours ago

West Midlands

Dear Kitty,

Sorry, too lackluster to be a gentleman so bland comes naturally. Not so bothered what ice cream flavor you've got but I am impressed that you're sympathetic towards my incontinence.

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By *wcoMan
15 hours ago

West Midlands

Can I not just pay twice?

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By *oul_Man-MedwayMan
15 hours ago

Rainham / Gillingham

Single male, 40 something.

Social introvert.

Seeks kind smart woman who's not afraid of a challenge and gets my quirky sense of humour.

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By *oul_Man-MedwayMan
15 hours ago

Rainham / Gillingham

"Petite lady, 50, wants to meet London gentleman, 60+ for dining, dancing, travel and much more

Must have some vices like swearing, smoking, drinking or football. Prefer a multi-millionaire for lasting relationship. Will answer all."

Oh what a shame 😕

I'm just your basic millionaire, not a multi-millionaire 😂

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By *wcoMan
14 hours ago

West Midlands

*About me:*

Chatty, flirty, feisty. glam, sarcastic with a GSOH

If you can match my wit, keep up with my energy, and don’t take yourself too seriously... let’s talk.

I’m the friend you can’t shut up, the flirt who doesn’t play dumb, and the glam one who’ll roast you with a smile. Feisty? Only if you’re fun. Sarcastic? Always. GSOH? Bring yours.

No time wasters, no head games. Just good company and better banter.

Dear Poly,

To be honest, I'm a bit scared.

Bye.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
14 hours ago

Chester

*About me:*

Chatty, flirty, feisty. glam, sarcastic with a GSOH

If you can match my wit, keep up with my energy, and don’t take yourself too seriously... let’s talk.

I’m the friend you can’t shut up, the flirt who doesn’t play dumb, and the glam one who’ll roast you with a smile. Feisty? Only if you’re fun. Sarcastic? Always. GSOH? Bring yours.

No time wasters, no head games. Just good company and better banter.

Dear Poly,

To be honest, I'm a bit scared.

Bye. "

Then don't apply

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By *earditallWoman
14 hours ago

Lancaster

SWF 49 seeks male with a bit of a sadistic streak.

Must have good taste in music and films and make good coffee.

Own teeth essential.

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By *enuine_J87Man
14 hours ago

Eastleigh

"SWF 49 seeks male with a bit of a sadistic streak.

Must have good taste in music and films and make good coffee.

Own teeth essential."

Can coffee ever be changed to Tea?

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By *earditallWoman
14 hours ago

Lancaster

SWF 48 seeks Female,bubbly personality that like to scissor and cuddle kisses are a must and I like boobs.

Own teeth essential.

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By *earditallWoman
14 hours ago

Lancaster

"SWF 49 seeks male with a bit of a sadistic streak.

Must have good taste in music and films and make good coffee.

Own teeth essential.

Can coffee ever be changed to Tea? "

Absolutely not thats too sadistic

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By *vonne5exMan
14 hours ago

Doncaster

"Do you remember those adverts you put in certain papers and magazines saying a bit about you and what you were looking for? Go on then, do one and post here and see who replies. Write to create interest. Obviously they can only reply directly to you if filters allow. If not, they can also post their reply here and then you decide what to do with it.

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more reliable than Fab, brilliant if you worked away

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By *infullyObedientWoman
14 hours ago

Woodley

Single, 51yo F seeks regular, assertive M for chemistry, consistency and a little kinky chaos. Must be confident, sarcastic-friendly, and able to manage occasional back chat without running for the door. Bonus points if you know how to handle rope.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
13 hours ago

All over

Some great adverts here. Hopefully some will match and reply. As I will no longer be doing my 'You match' thread for reasons I could not possibly comment on, this is a good alternative and reminiscent of the old times. Enjoy

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
12 hours ago

London

SAM, 30's, seeking a lady for a FWB arrangement. Geeky, sarcastic and athletic. Attracted to curves, boobs and a sense of humour. Weakness for nerds.

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By *un Times 26Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

M57 looking to meet female or couple for mutual fun. Fit and active.

Married with shared wife, but would enjoy watching a couple and maybe help out if required!!

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 hours ago

Inverclyde

They were better because you made an effort and it made a connection stronger

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
11 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Late 50s (1850s) Mistress of the Night with a bit extra, seeks her Dark Prince. Must enjoy full moons, graveyards at dusk, incense and black candles. Meet only after sundown at my crypt to share a goblet of red wine, and see what else we can get our teeth into...

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By *ew1231000Man
7 hours ago

Hullbridge, Essex

Mid 30s male, looking for laughs, fun and well we all know the rest, im cheeky, love a flirt, come complete with beard and tattoos, if that's your thing, let me know!

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By *he MinionMan
5 hours ago

Surrey

Fun, cute, willing to please, all rounder seeks leather/latex clad female evil genius to continue the world domination goal. Great with my hands, can build anything, can be rough or gentle, very vivid imagination.

GSOH required, evil laugh is a must, non negotiable.

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