FabSwingers.com forum: Whats lethal when its in your hand(s)?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6in cook's knife that I have had since 1989.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

vodka...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A machine gun and a puffer fish

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A machine gun and a puffer fish"
If only they could invent a gun that shot out puffer fish eh?!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Chainsaw

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Chainsaw

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Is this something you use on a regular basis?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

nail gun...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Cheese grater or a potato peeler.

Always manage to hack bits of my finger off!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My smoothie maker. I never get the lid on properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tools

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cheese grater or a potato peeler.

Always manage to hack bits of my finger off! "
ouchy!!!! Havent invested in a Mandolin food slicer yet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a forestry worker,can work wonders with a chain saw

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A machine gun and a puffer fishIf only they could invent a gun that shot out puffer fish eh?!

Why I think you may be on to something there.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

plumbing spanner .. just drowned a carpet x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"plumbing spanner .. just drowned a carpet x

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Have you called the coast guard?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A spanner. Check my tatt the very shy convent girls holding 1 lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A rolling Pin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cooker lightbulb

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A cooker lightbulb

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Your response should be "anything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock if I'm in devilment mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cooker lightbulb

Your response should be "anything"

oh I wanted to list them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet- but not in my hand- just on the end of my ankles as usual

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A cooker lightbulb

Your response should be "anything"

oh I wanted to list them

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I dare you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands are my own lethal weapons lol,, tho they can be feather light when needed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In order of hilarity :-

The Forum,

The cooker,

My head on the tailgate of car,

My eye on the mascara brush x 2,

My lips - although I didn't do this someone else fat lipped me on two separate occasions ................. and he knows who he is lol,

The Car - Drive shaft,

The Car - the complete engine,

and I can't think of anything else .............

oh wait a minute ...........

A blind man - oooooooooooops

That's not bad considering oh and

Me!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once set fire to a factory- which required 5 appliances to attend and shut the road outside- all from the comfort of a sun lounger 1000 miles away- does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattoo machine :')

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

An epilator.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"An epilator.

go on smartie bum what that then ????

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An epilator.

go on smartie bum what that then ????"
Ever used one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im a forestry worker,can work wonders with a chain saw

I've two huge trees that need chopping down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once set fire to a factory- which required 5 appliances to attend and shut the road outside- all from the comfort of a sun lounger 1000 miles away- does that count?

Thats impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost everything I touch

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"An epilator.

go on smartie bum what that then ????Ever used one?"

do idea what it is never mind used 1

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"An epilator.

go on smartie bum what that then ????Ever used one?

do idea what it is never mind used 1

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Google, or treat yourself. Do your balls first though.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A pen. I'm a devilish writer of complaint letters/emails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowledge....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An epilator.

go on smartie bum what that then ????Ever used one?

do idea what it is never mind used 1

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drop you pants and bite on a belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A phone, specifically if it involves being peeved off about recieving shoddy customer service from any company that has recieved money from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pen!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Cheese grater or a potato peeler.

Always manage to hack bits of my finger off! ouchy!!!! Havent invested in a Mandolin food slicer yet then?

Yes!! But I'm too scared to use it! Lol x

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By *icked kittyCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Riding crop.

We need a new one now, kitty has just broken hers on my back .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money if I'm in a shoe shop haha

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think the answer is.... anything, if I want it to be.

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