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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol

As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

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By *ickt88Man
1 day ago

Bodmin

All of my pee's in one

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 day ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Will take the giant dump, just saves time, water and toilet paper, so much more ecologically friendly

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS
1 day ago

Wrexham

Yeah all the pees in one go...may be there a while though

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By *enuine_J87Man
1 day ago

Eastleigh

I would die if I did all my poops in one hit

Pee’ing for 5 mins solid would probably be both relieving and tiredome

I’m tenpted to pick the mega fart just for the comedy of it, I still laugh at my own farts sometimes when I’m alone and they are a beast ir a funny sounding one

Yeh the mega fart!

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By *onin25Man
1 day ago

Durham

one giant poop - it's normally one big poop for me, I wouldn't say agiant one though. Not sure how big a giant poop is.

one giant fart - that could be more trouble than it's worth

one giant sneeze - could blow your eyes out of their sockets

one giant bogey - the build up to it coming out could result in breathing difficulties

one giant pee - as long as it's at a convenient moment I'll take this please

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol

I'd definitely take the giant fart

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 day ago

Coventry


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

"

Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "

Well I'm sure the people with bowel issues would choose the giant poop option then 😂

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By *ellsOMan
1 day ago

hull

Does anyone other than me already do all those things!

Does that mean I get a cape?

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By *anielleCD94TV/TS
1 day ago

Cheshire


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "

More common than you might think, for real.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
1 day ago

Kent


"I would die if I did all my poops in one hit

Pee’ing for 5 mins solid would probably be both relieving and tiredome

I’m tenpted to pick the mega fart just for the comedy of it, I still laugh at my own farts sometimes when I’m alone and they are a beast ir a funny sounding one

Yeh the mega fart! "

I dont know why but this reply has just really made me chuckle.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol


"Does anyone other than me already do all those things!

Does that mean I get a cape?"

Yes you are Bodily Function Man

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
1 day ago

Shefford

As I pee a lot more than any of the other options, I'll go for one big pee

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By *ellsOMan
1 day ago

hull


"Does anyone other than me already do all those things!

Does that mean I get a cape?

Yes you are Bodily Function Man"

Thank you so much, I'll take it!

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By *appyChap91Man
1 day ago

Hull

I'd probably pick pee, though can imagine if I have the flu or hayfever i may regret this choice

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 day ago

Round the bend

All the pees

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

I'd like to have one big pee. Peeing is so inconvenient.

I quite like sneezing so I'll savour those.

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By *onin25Man
1 day ago

Durham


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue "

I think up to 3 times a day is considered normal, but I think once is the most common.

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By *onin25Man
1 day ago

Durham


"All the pees"

like everyone's pees? Didn't realise you were into that

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By *enuine_J87Man
1 day ago

Eastleigh


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Who takes a shit more than once in 24 hours. Unless you have a bowel issue

I think up to 3 times a day is considered normal, but I think once is the most common. "

I think I went once a day until

My 20’s then it was twice a day until ny 30’s… now it’s 3 times a day and I turn 40 next year. I think 4 a day will be too much

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 day ago

Round the bend


"All the pees

like everyone's pees? Didn't realise you were into that "

I'm really not 🤢🤣🤣🤣

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By *izandpaulCouple
1 day ago

merseyside


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

"

Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.

I'm quite bemused.

If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.

Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.

I'm quite bemused.

If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.

Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣

"

That's the whole point of it being a minor super power... It's almost useless but still super.

Now pick one!

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By *izandpaulCouple
24 hours ago

merseyside


"As a minor super power, the ability to take...

All of your poops for the day in one giant poop.

All of your farts in one giant fart

All of your sneezes in one giant sneeze

All of bogies in one giant bogey

All of your pees in one giant pee

Honestly, is this what actually floats around your mind.

I'm quite bemused.

If I was about to be gifted a minor superpower I'd be really disappointed with those choices.

Would it be fair to say you are easily pleased. 🤣🤣🤣

That's the whole point of it being a minor super power... It's almost useless but still super.

Now pick one!"

Err....

No thanks, you pick one and I'll wait for the real super power bus to pull up.

Anyway, I'm a lady and never a tiny puff of wind or a mild breeze has past by my bottom, ever.

I have it all removed in hospital, same as our dear late Queen. 🤣🤣

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By *iomedgal91Woman
24 hours ago

Cornwall

All my pees in one!

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By *cott45hullMan
24 hours ago

Hull

Sneeze in one sneeze. I often get paid to pee and poop (on works time not a specialised website) so wouldn’t want to lose that

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By *hinstrapMan
24 hours ago

sheffield

Got to the giant fart

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By *actile TensionMan
24 hours ago

Sussex

Big long thick sexy piss

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
24 hours ago

IPSWICH

I'll take a giant pee please Bob.

I think I already have the shitting super power 😳

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