FabSwingers.com forum: How good are you at lying?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Come on fess up folks.....

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Great over the phone...

Cant do it at all face to face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I *never* lie lol

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

The best liars pretend they are rubbish liars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on fess up folks.....

Pretty crap really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap at it.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I don't lie...I just dont say anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why lie?

The truth is more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I have a bad memory - so I can lie, but don't ask me to remember it 5 mins later! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me too uncomfortable.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The best liars pretend they are rubbish liars.

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So which one are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't tell a convincing lie to save my life, I am just too damn honest

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I couldn't tell a convincing lie to save my life, I am just too damn honest

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So does that mean you are good at unconvincing ones then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be no good at lying and I absolutely hate being lied to!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Compleatly shit. To lie good you need a fecking good memery an frankly my young seen mine right off so I never lie an yes it gets me in so much fecking truble but hey at least im me gob an all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh so im crap.....im not talking whoppers here as I don't tell whoppers,more like what greedy pig ate the last cake and im sitting there with crumbs round my mouth and saying it was'nt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone lies on a daily basis. Yes there are varying degrees from embelishing stories to trying to convince people gossip is fact and onto the ill do anything to save face lies.

Trust me I work with liars on a daily basis and you'd be amazed at how perturbed they get when challenged. Who me ? On my kids life etc.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm very good.

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

i'm very good ,but i could be lying.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

" Everyone lies on a daily basis. Yes there are varying degrees from embelishing stories to trying to convince people gossip is fact and onto the ill do anything to save face lies.

Trust me I work with liars on a daily basis and you'd be amazed at how perturbed they get when challenged. Who me ? On my kids life etc.

You must be a copper then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lie to save my life, I smirk and giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cocks 8 inch,never been good at lieing hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nicname at work is 'the champion liar'

we have a few adults with dementia and there are certain times of the day where they become frustrated, and i created a story that calms and settles them.

due to the fact my story telling is so believable they decided to incorporate the coping method into their care plans and the families are happy to go along with the story i created.

im just very believable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no point in it as it will always catch you out...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"no point in it as it will always catch you out..."

oh yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lie I just rarely tell the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people don't even know they're doing it !

I imagine some who've posted about never doing it, have selective memories

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Crap ....

I knew it angel...(thats not a lie...you really are)!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't tell a convincing lie to save my life, I am just too damn honest

So does that mean you are good at unconvincing ones then?

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I'm the best at them

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm a fantastic liar, don't have to do it much anymore since I gave up on trying to be monogamous

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I don't lie I just rarely tell the truth.

Hahaha!!! a woman out of my own heart...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"no point in it as it will always catch you out..."

What? by the collar?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I couldn't tell a convincing lie to save my life, I am just too damn honest

So does that mean you are good at unconvincing ones then?

I'm the best at them

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Thought you might be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dreadful liar, blushing give me away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the circumstance for me tbh...

Can lie through my back teeth to get a sly day off work or other "official" things.

Can't even tell the OH a simple white lie without breaking out into a big grin. I am so useless at it I gave up bothering to try a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the circumstance for me tbh...

Can lie through my back teeth to get a sly day off work or other "official" things.

Can't even tell the OH a simple white lie without breaking out into a big grin. I am so useless at it I gave up bothering to try a long time ago.

That's just it. People lie to get advantages.....always have always will. Thankfully some have better moral compasses than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good at all i cant keep a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a good liar tells your they're lying- are they telling you a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lie all night, until the alarm wakes me.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If a good liar tells your they're lying- are they telling you a lie?

I'd rather tell you the truth...get it over with...f**k like rabbits and ....wake up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a good liar tells your they're lying- are they telling you a lie?

I'd rather tell you the truth...get it over with...f**k like rabbits and ....wake up!"

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Let's see....

I would have sex with everyone in this topic.

Truth or lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best liars are those that are believed at the time but found out later. I am related to a compulsive liar with short term memory.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"no point in it as it will always catch you out..."

No, it doesn't!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Come on fess up folks.....

OP....please clarify something for me! What is a lie? A non truth? a half truth? a truth unsaid?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Come on fess up folks.....

OP....please clarify something for me! What is a lie? A non truth? a half truth? a truth unsaid?

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Whatever you perceive it to be...in any given situation....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Come on fess up folks.....

OP....please clarify something for me! What is a lie? A non truth? a half truth? a truth unsaid?

Whatever you perceive it to be...in any given situation....

Exactly! Good answer

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I am a brilliant liar! I've won 3 British Championships, 2 Europeans and I'm off to Las Vegas for this year's World Championship in early September

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fine

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I am a brilliant liar! I've won 3 British Championships, 2 Europeans and I'm off to Las Vegas for this year's World Championship in early September

So Britains' Got Talent...and Eurovision song contest !! Congrats. Please teach me how you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone lies to some extent its part of social interaction and keeping your position within a social group be it in person or online. Deception and intrigue helps make people more interesting too so its not really an offence against society.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Everyone lies to some extent its part of social interaction and keeping your position within a social group be it in person or online. Deception and intrigue helps make people more interesting too so its not really an offence against society. "

Why would liying make you more interesting?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fine"
Most men say that online but in reality would tell you if your ass was as big as a double decker bus...after all they will be seen out in public with said woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its work related then I can lie like the best of them, try not to lie in general though

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Hopeless and happy to be ..... ive no need to fill my brain up tryin to remember lies ......

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fineMost men say that online but in reality would tell you if your ass was as big as a double decker bus...after all they will be seen out in public with said woman!

That's genius!!!!!

Since men use sky remotes, lynx cans, etc next to their cock. I want to see women's arses next to double decker buses.

As Jean Luke Packard says... "Make it so"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fineMost men say that online but in reality would tell you if your ass was as big as a double decker bus...after all they will be seen out in public with said woman!

That's genius!!!!!

Since men use sky remotes, lynx cans, etc next to their cock. I want to see women's arses next to double decker buses.

As Jean Luke Packard says... "Make it so"

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He also said....the line must be drawn here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fine"

No they don't, my ex was always honest. He'd tell me if I looked a state. I prefer it that way. Now and then he'd say I looked nice and it obviously meant a lot more because I knew he was being honest.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fineMost men say that online but in reality would tell you if your ass was as big as a double decker bus...after all they will be seen out in public with said woman!

That's genius!!!!!

Since men use sky remotes, lynx cans, etc next to their cock. I want to see women's arses next to double decker buses.

As Jean Luke Packard says... "Make it so"

He also said....the line must be drawn here!

meh.... just meh

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All men lie....

Does my bum look big in this?

No dear, you look fineMost men say that online but in reality would tell you if your ass was as big as a double decker bus...after all they will be seen out in public with said woman!

That's genius!!!!!

Since men use sky remotes, lynx cans, etc next to their cock. I want to see women's arses next to double decker buses.

As Jean Luke Packard says... "Make it so"

He also said....the line must be drawn here!

meh.... just meh"
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I very seldom lie,some situations require the blunt truth.

Some require procrastination,until a gentle truth can be found.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I know some people are not as good as they think they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when I get back from this round the world cruise on my new sunseeker!!

Oh - and Rihanna and Willabooby say hi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would liying make you more interesting? "

It probably doesn't, however some have low self esteem and feel the need to lie in order to "fit in". Sad as people are best accepted for who they are.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I'm too lazy for lying... All that hassle trying to remember what was said... Fuck that, I tell the truth even when I should keep my mouth shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking at lying, when questioned about it I have a real "I'm lying" look which gives it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems im a bit too good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid lying at all costs. I will miss things out if I have to tho.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Why would liying make you more interesting?

It probably doesn't, however some have low self esteem and feel the need to lie in order to "fit in". Sad as people are best accepted for who they are. "

Wise, young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie?

No. Did I just do it?!...

Nope. ...See what I mean...

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