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"In for the banter." 5 🌟 Fit oh so fit Good conversationalist, good eye contact, funny and charming!! | |||
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"Recently had a date with Mr and Mrs Wolves. Started off badly as I’d chosen a t shirt that looked a bit like a Villa top so Mr W was all for breaking my kneecaps. Anyway after a large amount of grovelling on my part the date went ahead. We had a lovely meal, Mrs W kept embarrassing me though, by doing “ the thing” each time the waitress was nearby meaning the poor girl got to see my trouser tent more than once. Anyway after the bad start it all went pretty well by the end, got a nice snog from Mrs and a firm handshake from Mr, he told me I wasn’t as big a dickhead he thought I was when he first saw me, which I’m taking as a win. 5 stars, would defo meet again just not wearing anything claret " 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Bravo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🫦 | |||
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"Interesting one, in" 4.5🌟Pleasant company, easy to chat to, refreshingly laid back, and clearly passionate about what he enjoys. The female body may be his favourite thing, but judging by the rather distracting bulge in his trousers, his cock seemed determined to join the conversation long before we did. Would happily return for further research. Points deducted only because concentrating on the conversation occasionally became a challenge. | |||
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"Interesting one, in 4.5🌟Pleasant company, easy to chat to, refreshingly laid back, and clearly passionate about what he enjoys. The female body may be his favourite thing, but judging by the rather distracting bulge in his trousers, his cock seemed determined to join the conversation long before we did. Would happily return for further research. Points deducted only because concentrating on the conversation occasionally became a challenge." It’s like it really happened! | |||
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"Recently met the lovely Effy on a trip north of the border. Firstly don’t let the sweet, shy , reserved fab persona fool you, this sexy Scottish siren is insatiable, she threw me into positions my 53 yr old body had never experienced before! She absolutely screwed my brains out for the first 4 hours of the meet 🥵 After I’d begged for a breather we had some chill time, chatting and drinking Iron Bru on the sofa, one slightly weird thing was her unhealthy obsession with calling me Ken, she ended many sentences with “ do you Ken “ and whilst I wasn’t really sure how to handle it I played along as I’d answer to Rumplestiltskin if it meant another few hours enjoying her beautiful body. Anyway, the whole day was sexual and linguistic education for me, and I was a very happy chappie as I wearily headed back down south. 6 stars, would defo meet again, but would take energy drinks next time ❤️" You sure we haven't met before? | |||
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"SinfullyObedient was my fictional date. We met for a coffee and she looked sensational. She was sexily dressed, confident and elegant. She was funny and easy to talk to with the most cheeky mischievous smile. Unfortunately her type is dominant assertive men, so it didn't take long for her to realise I wasn't her type. That's life - at least I enjoyed the coffee and her company. Highly recommended for the the right person. An amazing lady and wish her all the best. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ " Spends like a fun social even though it wouldn't go further 😃❤️😘 | |||
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"Go on, do your worst 🤣🤣" I arranged to meet LittleMissFlirty for in a high class bar. She was late, and may have been drinking beforehand, either that or she always slurs her words. She looked great although her boobs were falling out of her top, but that may have been on purpose. After one drink she suggested we ditched the bar and got a hotel room. I'm not going to kiss and tell, other than to say she's a little bit bitey. 5⭐ | |||
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"Go on, do your worst 🤣🤣 I arranged to meet LittleMissFlirty for in a high class bar. She was late, and may have been drinking beforehand, either that or she always slurs her words. She looked great although her boobs were falling out of her top, but that may have been on purpose. After one drink she suggested we ditched the bar and got a hotel room. I'm not going to kiss and tell, other than to say she's a little bit bitey. 5⭐ " Brilliant! | |||
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"Met up with the wonderful Shams in London after chatting back and forth for a while. I was a little worried that I'd miss him in the large crowd of people, but there was no chance of that as he came bounding over fully kitted out in a spiderman costume. I considered running in the opposite direction for a split second, but i was tangled in his web before I got the chance to turn around. Shagging spiderman has never been top of my to do list, but once I'd saw all of his superhero skills in a more private location, I think my mind has been changed. 5⭐️ would climb on him again. " 😂😂 I can't resell it on Vinted. It's been altered beyond repair. | |||
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"After meeting the forummer known as Ronin all i can say is that despite laying down his bow the uncanny accuracy with his arrow remains absolute 4.5 stars, half a point deducted for the gold trim" 😂😂 Surprised you didn't get distracted by my etch a sketch | |||
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"After meeting the forummer known as Ronin all i can say is that despite laying down his bow the uncanny accuracy with his arrow remains absolute 4.5 stars, half a point deducted for the gold trim 😂😂 Surprised you didn't get distracted by my etch a sketch" Shhhh...dont tell everyone what filthy pics you send me they will all want one 🤣🤣 | |||
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"This seems interesting, I'm in!" Joe Beans bored me silly about coffee, but he's easy on the eye and absolutely hilarious... Just make me a coffee next time please 🤣 | |||
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"After five minutes of chatting to Shamalamadingdong, the stars finally aligned and we got to meet this handsome dude the day after. The wait was torture. It's a curse being a slow burner sometimes. He turned up looking impeccable, suited and booted. Mrs looked him up and down, bit her lip, and said 'i recognise that belt'. He smiled at her tits and thanked them. At this point both of us felt a bit out place in our full footy kit, but we was sure it would be the only way to this mans pants. We adjourned to the hotel room, and we aren't ones to kiss and tell, but the way he peeled those full length football socks off with his teeth was mesmerizing. Mrs couldn't wait til he her took hers off too. 4.5 ⭐ deduction made for him staring at every pair of tits in the room." 😂😂😂 I like the footy references after the chats we've had. | |||
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"I'm in 🙋🏼♀️ " Ahhh what to say about Poly?! funny , flirty and and fabulous! Wicked fun, more cocktails???! | |||
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"Having tempted Julie with the promise of a ginger kik I am delighted to say she does not disappoint in the flesh, while despite her best efforts i remain deprssingly straight Im sure she will deploy "the chad" on a deserving candidate some day 5 stars " I love how we both went on a similar theme 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Why not, let's give it a try" Agent Coulsdon - what a thoroughly nice chap! Every message I've sent him he's been respectful and informative, so much so he was the inspiration for my 9th tattoo. Rope skills to be envious of, a tutorial would be hugely welcome. All in all a lovely man 8/10 👍🏼 | |||
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"Having tempted Julie with the promise of a ginger kik I am delighted to say she does not disappoint in the flesh, while despite her best efforts i remain deprssingly straight Im sure she will deploy "the chad" on a deserving candidate some day 5 stars I love how we both went on a similar theme 🤣🤣🤣" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"This seems interesting, I'm in!" Joe Beans, a lovely lad! He convinced me younger men aren't to be avoided and convinced me to invest in fishnets. Lengthy chats, would like to meet 
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"Met Ronin for a couple of pints a few weeks ago. Lovely fella, awful wingman. He got all the female attention, a couple of hotties were even praising him for his care in the community work taking his special needs buddy ( me!) out for drinks 😱. All worked out ok though coz when he disappeared off somewhere with 4 hot pants wearing lovelies me and the barmaid gave each other a sympathy shag on the pool table. 4 stars, am open to another attempt at a bromance meet if he promises not to call me Rain man next time." I am a shit wingman but in a different way. Tend to ditch the idea of pulling and just get d*unk. | |||
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"Minxy777 decided she wanted to step out of the forums and to meet me, I came to London. Parking was terrible but I won’t put that on her! We met for a drink and I was trying to listen to what she was saying but her cleavage was pretty much calling my name! It was as if each time I looked back her top had opened up further to reveal more. She finally called me out on it, I had been staring too much but then she said if you want to see them so badly you better finish that drink and join me at mine. 67 minutes later we were both a sweaty mess. I’m still not sure what she was saying during the drinks stage but I’m pretty sure she mentioned something about not parking there. Any way we said our goodbyes and a farewell kiss, I walked back to my car, parking ticket. Classic. 4.8 ⭐ Not full marks because I hardly learned anything about her for some reason " 👏 thanks x | |||
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"In "After some chatting and seemingly getting along well. I had suggested an evening of dinner, cake. Alcoholic slushies and cuddles, after some great laugh and great company sadly the evening had to come to an end. Wonderful company and a great time. 5 ⭐️ | |||
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"In" Julie is cheeky, curvy perfection! This lovely 50 year old bisexual beauty is an absolute flirt and a total delight. Julie has such a playful, confident vibe and that gorgeous curvy figure to match. From her warm smile to her teasing energy, she knows exactly how to make you feel wanted and excited. She’s fun, friendly, and seriously sexy without taking herself too seriously. Loves a bit of banter and brings all the right energy for a steamy, unforgettable time. Whether you’re a couple or going solo, she’s genuinely up for adventure and makes everything feel natural and delicious. If you’re anywhere near the North West, do yourself a favour and say hello. She’s very real, well verified, and well worth the trip. 10 out of 10. Already looking forward to seeing her again soon 😉 | |||
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"Why not, let's give it a try" I have tried to meet Agent Coulson (AC to his past conquests) on several previous occasions but he was always too tied up. Luckily, on this occasion, he managed to tear himself away from his red rose missionary work and meet me in Betty's tea room, York. Afterwards, as we canoodled in The Shambles, he reminded me that a penny doesn't fit every slot. It took a bit of Betty's best butter to lubricate me enough to get his inside me. I deduct one star as afterwards this tight Yorkshire man asked for his penny back. 4 stars 🌟 | |||
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"⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Went for a coffee and Agent Coulson helped me pick up some new washing line. Now I can’t walk into B&Q without wondering which aisle he’s lurking in muttering “That’ll hold.” Extra points awarded for the education on tensile strength of different rope " this made me chuckle | |||
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"Met up with Genuine_j87 for what was supposed to be a quick chat over a drink to get to know one another. 3 hours later and find myself back at his house being serenaded by him as he attempts to show off playing the bagpipes. The night ended abruptly when I had to call an ambulance as he pas*sed out from lack of oxygen. Let's try again next time. 4⭐️" That’s the last time I learn an instrument to impress a hottie! Thanks for not mentioning how I pissed myself while pas*sed out | |||
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"This is hilarious. I’m in for some giggles 🤭 " Met with this gorgeous woman only to find she’s been “borrowing” my name for years and she’s not even little. Ok ok. She’s funny AF and I should’ve trademarked LB. All in all 5⭐️ Don’t pass this one by… treat her with respect yada yada 😘 | |||
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"This seems interesting, I'm in! Joe Beans, a lovely lad! He convinced me younger men aren't to be avoided and convinced me to invest in fishnets. Lengthy chats, would like to meet
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"Went on a blind date with the wonderful miss Hottie , what a girl ,and it turns out she really does only have the one red number shown in her pic ,much to the delight of myself the waiters some of the waitresses, other customers. We managed to sink 5 pints of Stella Artoris each before the police turned up,luckily for me Hottie was known to a certain boy in blue and I last saw her wandering off toying with his Truncheon. No pudding for me 😊 😂" Hahaha! Brilliant x | |||
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"This is hilarious. I’m in for some giggles 🤭 Met with this gorgeous woman only to find she’s been “borrowing” my name for years and she’s not even little. Ok ok. She’s funny AF and I should’ve trademarked LB. All in all 5⭐️ Don’t pass this one by… treat her with respect yada yada 😘" 😂 | |||
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"Interesting one, in" Had the pleasure of a date recently with J87. Should’ve known I was on to a good thing when he turned up suited and booted. Shame we were hanging out in Wetherspoons but at least the Stella and chips was good. He certainly attracted all the attention of the bingo ladies who thought he was off to open the new Bingo hall after Spoons. 5⭐️ would recommend. | |||
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"I shall partake ✌" Booked M for a friend's hen night, well does he have moves or what?! Cheeky snog afterwards, would meet again 5* | |||
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"Finally got a date with some guy Shams. He promised to take up my cock lane. Or maybe he said take me to cock lane 🤔 it was quite loud at the bar and my old ears are a bit deaf these days. Would’ve given him 5 stars but when he gave me his MSN to stay in touch but he hasn’t been on MySpace since 😭 " Well played with the MSN and MySpace references. Cock Lane is actually a really nice area. 😂😜 | |||
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"⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Having made the long trek up to Scotland, I had the pleasure of meeting Effy for what was supposed to be a drink... A drink... Singular I've never had a G&T before and after the evening we had, I don't think I could see another one and keeping up with her may be one of my life's achievements. We chatted, we laughed, we drank, we had a quick fumble under the table and I would absolutely love to go further." It's like you can see in to the future. | |||
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"In" I met Scott45Hull in the old town for BOGOF cocktails on Friday. Fucking hells bells it was a riot… he is very easy on the eye and it was great getting to know him over a fishbowl full of voddy red bull. Next time though let’s definitely get that awesome kebab on the way home. 5⭐️ recommend visiting Hull for this one anytime. | |||
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"I met EvaRose for dinner at an Italian restaurant. To impress her I wore white boxer shorts with hearts on, a ripped leather jacket and a cape. She wore a sexy little black dress, maybe I misread the vibe. After my attire faux pas. We talked for hours before heading to Eva's hotel room. She went to the bathroom with a suitcase to slip into something more comfortable and came out dressed as a Persian cat with a tiara and a giant strap on. 4⭐. 1 knocked off because I now have to sit on a special cushion for the rest of my life. " Hahahahahahahahahahaha Your new nickname is Carl | |||
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"⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Having made the long trek up to Scotland, I had the pleasure of meeting Effy for what was supposed to be a drink... A drink... Singular I've never had a G&T before and after the evening we had, I don't think I could see another one and keeping up with her may be one of my life's achievements. We chatted, we laughed, we drank, we had a quick fumble under the table and I would absolutely love to go further. It's like you can see in to the future. " If I could, it would be neither quick, not just a fumble 😏 | |||
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"I'm in - sounds fun" I met the soul man in an old country pub for Sunday lunch. He was such a gent inviting me, although didn’t mention he was vegan until I got there. All in all a fantastic afternoon with good-ish food and better company - who knew a nut roast had nothing to do with sex! 5⭐️ would recommend although I did have to stop for a KFC on the way home | |||
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"This is hilarious. I’m in for some giggles 🤭 " Fictional date with LadyBugs She looked absolutely stunning and was great company. But have to admit, I was slightly intimidated by her. I certainly wouldn't want to get on her wrong side. Have to give her top marks - wouldn't dare give anything less. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"In I met Scott45Hull in the old town for BOGOF cocktails on Friday. Fucking hells bells it was a riot… he is very easy on the eye and it was great getting to know him over a fishbowl full of voddy red bull. Next time though let’s definitely get that awesome kebab on the way home. 5⭐️ recommend visiting Hull for this one anytime. " You know me and Hull so well! | |||
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"After our successful first meet. Me and Joebeans decided to do a bro day, first thing on the agenda another gym session… I tried to sway him to back and biceps but he insisted on leg day (it’s like he knew my weakness) my god this guy can squat! We couldn’t fit any more weights on the leg press machine, I had to pay another gym bro to ‘accidentally’ drop a 20kg plate on my foot just so I could pretend it was broken and not suffer the humiliation of only leg pressing a third of what he could. We left the gym where I miraculously healed my foot in a matter of minutes. Then went to broskis bar and d*unk about 26 bottles of budweiser between us, not my usual tipple but what else do bro’s drink? We were chatting up two fine women but eventually phrases like “why don’t you come back to ours… just you we don’t have space for both of you” and “what’s wrong with your friend?” It was clear he was about to have an epic threeway. I said “bros before hoes?!” But Joe looked at me and said “they aren’t hoes though” Knocked off 1 star for embarrassing me in the gym and another for not giving up the night of his life for me 3 ⭐ " 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Sorry man, I appreciate you understanding and it won't happen again! 👊 | |||
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"I'm in " I flew over to Dublin to meet Captain Caveman especially as he said he would wear his superhero outfit. There I was, stood in the airport looking for him when all of a sudden a guy with just a cape on and a wooden club jumps up shouting Unga Bunga at me and I knew I was in the right place. Sorry you got arrested for being nekkid in the airport. 5⭐️ highly recommended but next time might be best to wear undies | |||
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"In I met Scott45Hull in the old town for BOGOF cocktails on Friday. Fucking hells bells it was a riot… he is very easy on the eye and it was great getting to know him over a fishbowl full of voddy red bull. Next time though let’s definitely get that awesome kebab on the way home. 5⭐️ recommend visiting Hull for this one anytime. You know me and Hull so well!" I’m from hull | |||
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"This is hilarious. I’m in for some giggles 🤭 Fictional date with LadyBugs She looked absolutely stunning and was great company. But have to admit, I was slightly intimidated by her. I certainly wouldn't want to get on her wrong side. Have to give her top marks - wouldn't dare give anything less. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" Ack I’m a pussy cat really 😁 but I’m keeping the 5 stars | |||
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"In Julie is cheeky, curvy perfection! This lovely 50 year old bisexual beauty is an absolute flirt and a total delight. Julie has such a playful, confident vibe and that gorgeous curvy figure to match. From her warm smile to her teasing energy, she knows exactly how to make you feel wanted and excited. She’s fun, friendly, and seriously sexy without taking herself too seriously. Loves a bit of banter and brings all the right energy for a steamy, unforgettable time. Whether you’re a couple or going solo, she’s genuinely up for adventure and makes everything feel natural and delicious. If you’re anywhere near the North West, do yourself a favour and say hello. She’s very real, well verified, and well worth the trip. 10 out of 10. Already looking forward to seeing her again soon 😉 " This sounds terribly real but im certain we didnt let her off the commune to meet you...no permission slip was signed 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Not sure which lovely thread creator, invented this one but it went well last time. Say you’re “ in” then select another “ in” person and do a google type review based upon a fictional date you went on with them.❤️ As always it’s just for fun so be kind. If you think it’s a stupid thread just pass on by, no need to post negative comments " Forgot to add “ don’t forget the OP🤦♂️” | |||
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"I’m in. Review incoming " Fictional date with Littlebird We spent half an hour together over a cup of coffee, and to be honest, the whole time I was mesmerized by her 'out of this world' smile. Couldn't concentrate on half the things she said - hopefully I didnt make too much of an idiot out of myself. Couldn't recommend highly enough. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"I will be in for this "3⭐️ good quality product but was clear on arrival that size was a problem. Not Hearditall’s fault but sizing was incompatible | |||
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"Met _olyglamorous for a quick social as we was in the area. She turned up looking sensational, with her ample busom on show. However, to Mrs Ws disgust, it was very apparent that a Bic razor hadn't seen the light of day for a fair few weeks, and quite frankly, made Mr W feel less manly. After guzzling virtually the whole bottle of zinfandel, we asked her politely to leave. She stormed out, losing 3 toe rings on the way. 4 ⭐ would meet again if she shaved her chest. " Just spat me wine out!! *stomps off to bathroom to wash wine off me face and Bic my tiny boobies * 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 | |||
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"Met _olyglamorous for a quick social as we was in the area. She turned up looking sensational, with her ample busom on show. However, to Mrs Ws disgust, it was very apparent that a Bic razor hadn't seen the light of day for a fair few weeks, and quite frankly, made Mr W feel less manly. After guzzling virtually the whole bottle of zinfandel, we asked her politely to leave. She stormed out, losing 3 toe rings on the way. 4 ⭐ would meet again if she shaved her chest. Just spat me wine out!! *stomps off to bathroom to wash wine off me face and Bic my tiny boobies * 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 😂 🤪 " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Effy ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ We'd spoken for a while and our schedules finally aligned. She was visiting London. We headed to Hyde Park for a picnic. Lots of snacks, silliness and flirting. There was a concert going on so we danced together. Then it rained (typical) and we did that kissing in the rain thing but less sexy. She has a dangerous smile. She kept undressing me with her eyes. I can't divulge the rest. She's a keeper. Until we meet again." Yeah, my nose tends to run a bit when I get cold. Sorry for that 🫶 | |||
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"I met Littlebird for a social and was delighted with her dirty laugh and amazing wisdom. She told me not to judge anyone until I’d walked a mile in their shoes. Anyway now I’m a mile away and I can tell you her heels are far too high for me!" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Not sure which lovely thread creator, invented this one but it went well last time. Say you’re “ in” then select another “ in” person and do a google type review based upon a fictional date you went on with them.❤️ As always it’s just for fun so be kind. If you think it’s a stupid thread just pass on by, no need to post negative comments " I was recently invited to a boxing event with Stanley. Well I thought it was boxing as it was in the ring 🤷♂️ Turns out it was to watch 2 male forum hotties nekkid- fight it out in a ring full of orange jelly ♥️ This guy knows just how to impress a lady. Absolutely 10/5⭐️ recommend. Do not pass him by. He’s a diamond. Not bad in the sack either 😉 | |||
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"In, stuck in work could do with some light entertainment 😁" Met with this old dinosaur head for coffee, he wore his crocks and it really got me going. I agreed to fuckhimonly5werefree  | |||
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"In, stuck in work could do with some light entertainment 😁 Met with this old dinosaur head for coffee, he wore his crocks and it really got me going. I agreed to fuckhimonly5werefree "🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐" Awww 🥰 this is like the fab version of the female gaze | |||
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"I'm in - sounds fun I met the soul man in an old country pub for Sunday lunch. He was such a gent inviting me, although didn’t mention he was vegan until I got there. All in all a fantastic afternoon with good-ish food and better company - who knew a nut roast had nothing to do with sex! 5⭐️ would recommend although I did have to stop for a KFC on the way home " HaHa - didn't realise this was me. As if I'd ever be vegan 🤣 KFC whenever you want with me 😋 | |||
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"I'm in - sounds fun I met the soul man in an old country pub for Sunday lunch. He was such a gent inviting me, although didn’t mention he was vegan until I got there. All in all a fantastic afternoon with good-ish food and better company - who knew a nut roast had nothing to do with sex! 5⭐️ would recommend although I did have to stop for a KFC on the way home HaHa - didn't realise this was me. As if I'd ever be vegan 🤣 KFC whenever you want with me 😋 " It was all fantasy. And you’re on but we will have to get a bucket each mind 😘 | |||
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"I shall partake ✌ Booked M for a friend's hen night, well does he have moves or what?! Cheeky snog afterwards, would meet again 5*" 😝🕺🏻 | |||
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"Travelled all the way to Scotland to meet Effy, a long drive but with a tactically booked hotel in the hopes of getting lucky. She took me to her favourite places, a run down arcade, a sweet shop with an overly flirtatious 78 year old shopkeeper, then finally a pub called the rugged knuckle. It was an interesting day and I got used to her bad bitch attitude and she slowly got the hang of my horrible humour. We necked a few drinks, the pub was rowdy, I tried to make a move and get her to come back to my hotel room. We kissed, she grabbed her coat, i thought my god Ive done it, i will get with Effy! Unfortunately on the way out she locked eyes with another local lass, they argued, I don’t know what about as the accent seemed to get stronger the more aggressive they got. I tried to calm the situation down but that somehow turned them both against me, this seemed to unite them together. They started laughing, then awkward flirting… I wont say what happened next but I’ve never seen scissors like that before! 4.3 ⭐ "  | |||
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"Finally managed to lure JoeBeans up to Scotland on the understanding that I showed him the best coffee shop we have to offer (how was i supposed to know Tim Hortens was mainstream?!) After we got over our little tiff and he force fed me a Latte, we headed back to his hotel for doughnuts and activities that required us to get naked. All in all a successful meeting. 5⭐️" I thought we would mention Horton-gate again! 😭 Luckily you know how to make up for it 😘 | |||
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"Hahaha this sounds brilliant. I’m in " Finally got a date with VampireLove. We watched The Lost Boys 37.5 times. Best date ever! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐" We need a brocial. Although the ladies would definitely want in on it | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐ We need a brocial. Although the ladies would definitely want in on it " If they find out about it they will definitely gatecrash. | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐" Ok, I know this isn't real but we need to make this happen! Sans topless selfie 😅😂 | |||
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"Arranged a date with littleBird. I opened my door to not one, but 3 little birds, perched by my doorstep, singing sweet songs of melody pure and true! So . This is my review for you hoo hoooo "Oh I love this ♥️♥️♥️ | |||
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"In!" Fictional date with Effy She was absolutely stunning to look at with long hair, beautiful features and a figure to die for. She did do most of the talking, and I'm not if it was just the Scottish accent, but she did sound angry. Still have to give her top marks. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"Ronin I made a trip North to visit Ronin,got treated to a Greg's and a full fat vimpto. Watched Napoleon Dynamite and he did a really shit Morrissy impression. The only thing he got wet was my t shirt ended up with a bullet nipples and a cold.
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"Finally got to meet the legend that is Stanners! He asked us to meet him at his local golf course. So many red flags it was unreal. A little birdie told us to expect him to be well turned out. They wasn't kidding. A crisp white polo shirt, and the trousers had quite clearly seen an iron. His socks were questionable though. I can't believe he has a hole in one! He mentioned to Mr W how lucky he thought he was, which nearly ended with him being clubbed. He must have been off his trolley to say that. We didn't get to spend much time with him as we had a long drive home, and we had to leave at four. The date ended with a kiss, where I finally got to do 'my thing', but with his lip. I didn't like point out that he had a bogey though. 4 ⭐ - would definitely meet again for a cuppa tee and shenanigans." 🫦😂😂😂😁 | |||
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"In. This looked like so much fun last time " ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ _olvesxcouple A perfect example of what fab should be. Gorgeous, funny, caring, considerate, and Mrs Wolves is ok too! | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐ Ok, I know this isn't real but we need to make this happen! Sans topless selfie 😅😂" Let's add Vamps to this because he joined after I wrote it. And the other lads too. I'm terrible at organising so someone else would have to take lead. Not Vamps. We'd end up meeting on different days in different pubs. | |||
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"Went on a brocial with Ronin, Stanners, JoeBeans and Genuine. What a lovely bunch of guys. So much banter and good times. We went to a pub and ate a large of portion of pub grub. There was a match on so we could talk about football as well as our horror meets and successes. We exchanged fitness routines and tips. Took a topless group selfie (before the food arrived). A number of ladies were eyeing us up, especially Genuine and Joe with their massive guns. Ronin and Stanners showed us how to pull in a crowded room. What a fun evening. Let's do this again. 5⭐ Ok, I know this isn't real but we need to make this happen! Sans topless selfie 😅😂" Sounds like the best day ever… let’s get it booked in lads! | |||
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"In. This looked like so much fun last time ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ _olvesxcouple A perfect example of what fab should be. Gorgeous, funny, caring, considerate, and Mrs Wolves is ok too!" 🖕🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"In! Fictional date with Effy She was absolutely stunning to look at with long hair, beautiful features and a figure to die for. She did do most of the talking, and I'm not if it was just the Scottish accent, but she did sound angry. Still have to give her top marks. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" I wasn't angry! You just need to keep up with my pace of talking rubbish. | |||
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"After playing hard to get Magic.M finally gave in and met with me. We headed to a really nice restaurant for some food and drinks. It was great, don't get me wrong. I just never quite understood why he argued with the waitress on being seated at a specific table. Anyway, it was going surprisingly well. The conversations flowed, the eye contact was intense, or so I thought. It became apparent fairly quickly why the earlier scuffle with the waitress happened..... there was a very large mirror positioned perfectly behind my head. He had been making eye contact with himself the entire night!! 3.5⭐️ I'm still fuming." Oh no...I'm sorry 😞. We'll do it again, I promise 🙏...and we'll find a bigger mirror next time 😏 | |||
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"In" Fictional date with Freya73 The Goddess of love and beauty, she certainly lives up to to the name. An amazing woman in body and spirit, charming, elegant and funny, with a little naughty side coming out every now and then. Truly legendary. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"Not sure which lovely thread creator, invented this one but it went well last time. Say you’re “ in” then select another “ in” person and do a google type review based upon a fictional date you went on with them.❤️ As always it’s just for fun so be kind. If you think it’s a stupid thread just pass on by, no need to post negative comments I was recently invited to a boxing event with Stanley. Well I thought it was boxing as it was in the ring 🤷♂️ Turns out it was to watch 2 male forum hotties nekkid- fight it out in a ring full of orange jelly ♥️ This guy knows just how to impress a lady. Absolutely 10/5⭐️ recommend. Do not pass him by. He’s a diamond. Not bad in the sack either 😉 " 100% in ❤️ | |||
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"In! Fictional date with Effy She was absolutely stunning to look at with long hair, beautiful features and a figure to die for. She did do most of the talking, and I'm not if it was just the Scottish accent, but she did sound angry. Still have to give her top marks. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I wasn't angry! You just need to keep up with my pace of talking rubbish. " HaHa 😂 I stand corrected 👍 | |||
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"In" Fictional date with EvaRose Wow. She has the most beautiful eyes and a hour-glass figure that I thought came in a fantasy. Wonderful company in every way. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"Love these ! I’m in " Fictional date with Blondie99 When I first saw her, I would have sworn she was in her twenties. Cute as a button. Sharp as a tack. Not sure it that's a real saying. Just a dream woman. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | |||
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"Love these ! I’m in " Met with blondie when she came for a short holiday in London. We decided to meet for a social, and I recommended one of my favourite restaurants, as they have big mirrors I can admire myself in 🙌. I scrubbed up really nice, wore a perfectly fitted shirt, to perfectly "embrace" my chest...hairstyle was on point and even used my "fuck boy" Sauvage perfume. She wore some short jeans and t shirt and still looked better than me- 😒 I don't like it when people look better than me. 4⭐ | |||
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"Love these ! I’m in Fictional date with Blondie99 When I first saw her, I would have sworn she was in her twenties. Cute as a button. Sharp as a tack. Not sure it that's a real saying. Just a dream woman. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐" 20s? Thats some stretch but I’ll take it 🤣 | |||
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"Met up with the gawjus Storm and Heardit all, both dressed to impress and looking gawjus. Drinks were flowing, conversation terrifically honest and fun, much laughs, so much so face cheeks were aching. Can't wait to do it again! 🫶🏼 Spicy friends forever 🫶🏼 " ❤️ this and spot on | |||
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"Met up with the gawjus Storm and Heardit all, both dressed to impress and looking gawjus. Drinks were flowing, conversation terrifically honest and fun, much laughs, so much so face cheeks were aching. Can't wait to do it again! 🫶🏼 Spicy friends forever 🫶🏼 " Awww....im AI though so 🤷♀️🥰 | |||
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"Love these ! I’m in Met with blondie when she came for a short holiday in London. We decided to meet for a social, and I recommended one of my favourite restaurants, as they have big mirrors I can admire myself in 🙌. I scrubbed up really nice, wore a perfectly fitted shirt, to perfectly "embrace" my chest...hairstyle was on point and even used my "fuck boy" Sauvage perfume. She wore some short jeans and t shirt and still looked better than me- 😒 I don't like it when people look better than me. 4⭐" Apologies , Note to self to do better than denim shorts and tshirt for next time | |||
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"LaFemmeCoquette 5⭐ We met at a bar for a social. We both wore our England tops. I couldn't keep my eyes of her. Pretty face, cheeky smile, devilish eyes and dangerous curves. Sarcastic, smart and unapologetic. She's a classy lady with a naughty streak. We laughed, we danced (badly), we flirted. She kept stroking my arms, I kept touching her hips. The chemistry was electric. We shared a kiss. And another. I had a wonderful time and hope we can continue our conversation. A genuine person." Shhh you were supposed to keep the bad dancing a secret 😂 | |||
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"Standard cut-and-paste verifications for: Mrs Wolvesxcouple, SinfullyObedient, Minxy777, DanielleCD94, -Effy-, LittlemissFlirty, LaFemmeCoquette, MissHottieBottie, StormQueen, PolyGlamorous, LadyBugs, Littlebird, SallySlinky, PineapplePixie, Hearditall, _londie 999, Freya73, etc etc... ㅤㅤ This is to certify that {insert name from above list} actively participated in the Ladies' Teå & Cake Ceremony. This verification hereby confirms authenticity of {insert name from above list} and that she is a jolly good fellowette, a possessor of fine breasts, dry humour and a wet quim, was able to grip my penis with tenacity, flexible enough to bend her legs over my shoulders, whilst sipping tea like a Duchess and enjoying lashings of ·moist· cake like a (pillow) Princess. Marks out of 2, I'd give her one!" Wow. Not even a tailor made fake review? Disappointed. | |||
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"New low…. Can’t even get a fictional date. Damn this is a tough crowd 😂" • We'll share one after the next Forum Gentleman's Tequila & Cake Social™. | |||
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"Standard cut-and-paste verifications for: Mrs Wolvesxcouple, SinfullyObedient, Minxy777, DanielleCD94, -Effy-, LittlemissFlirty, LaFemmeCoquette, MissHottieBottie, StormQueen, PolyGlamorous, LadyBugs, Littlebird, SallySlinky, PineapplePixie, Hearditall, _londie 999, Freya73, etc etc... ㅤㅤ This is to certify that {insert name from above list} actively participated in the Ladies' Teå & Cake Ceremony. This verification hereby confirms authenticity of {insert name from above list} and that she is a jolly good fellowette, a possessor of fine breasts, dry humour and a wet quim, was able to grip my penis with tenacity, flexible enough to bend her legs over my shoulders, whilst sipping tea like a Duchess and enjoying lashings of ·moist· cake like a (pillow) Princess. Marks out of 2, I'd give her one!" Love it 🤣🤣 | |||
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"New low…. Can’t even get a fictional date. Damn this is a tough crowd 😂 • We'll share one after the next Forum Gentleman's Tequila & Cake Social™. " This needs to be arranged | |||
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