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"Pizza is the best food in the world. Fact. A friend of mine always says that bacon is proof that god loves us! Ha." Damn it, someone beat me to pizza | |||
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"What is the best food out there? Bacon? Anyone disagree? Nope? OK Topic closed " Slightly at a tangent you don't half look like Nigel Slater and now you're posting food type topics...hmmm | |||
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it. Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha" Via Brum brum land | |||
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it. Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha Via Brum brum land " | |||
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"Chocolate, chocolate and then more chocolate would be my first choice. A very close second would be pizza " hope urs sharing that meanie | |||
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it. Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha" It was about 6 years ago not sure its still on teh menu | |||
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"Bread " ohhhhhhhhhhh goooooooooddddddddddd yeah just out the oven | |||
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"Chocolate, chocolate and then more chocolate would be my first choice. A very close second would be pizza hope urs sharing that meanie " Share chocolate? SHARE CHOCOLATE?! No way! The don't call me meanie for nothing you know! Get your own lol | |||
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"Bread " freshly baked bread I make a nice tomato and mozerella one.. | |||
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" Slightly at a tangent you don't half look like Nigel Slater and now you're posting food type topics...hmmm" Yes, that's me.... I'm now off to suck cream out of a sausage (doesn't really work that innuendo ) | |||
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"Eggy bread and a dash of tomato ketchup Oh I'm drooling just at the thought !! Hmmmm hmmmmmmmm" noooooooooooooo eggy bread with syrup mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmy | |||
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"Fresh Lobster, or Dover Sole. that will keep me quiet! " Lobster lobster lobster Yum yum yum. | |||
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"Department of useless information now open:- Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not. Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods. You always wanted to know that " Well I don't rate their rice pudding! | |||
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"Department of useless information now open:- Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not. Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods. You always wanted to know that Well I don't rate their rice pudding! " Steady on mate, you'll have the Devon Mafia on us any minute. I also have to be careful about Bovril. There is a Nazi super-weapon connection. I hope I've not said too much. | |||
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"Department of useless information now open:- Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not. Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods. You always wanted to know that Well I don't rate their rice pudding! Steady on mate, you'll have the Devon Mafia on us any minute. I also have to be careful about Bovril. There is a Nazi super-weapon connection. I hope I've not said too much. " Oh right hush hush it is then shhhhhhhh | |||
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"Biscuits " Am I the only person that can't eat 1 or 2 biscuits? Once the pack is open, it's all gone | |||
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"Department of useless information now open:- Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not. Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods. You always wanted to know that " Excuse me young man, I have given all my information departments the night off, the overtime rates are getting out of hand *courtesy of the penny pinching department* | |||
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"Department of useless information now open:- Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not. Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods. You always wanted to know that Excuse me young man, I have given all my information departments the night off, the overtime rates are getting out of hand *courtesy of the penny pinching department*" Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed. | |||
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"every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians . help to end the violence . eat bacon " and if vegetarians love animals so much ..... why do they eat thier food? | |||
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"Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed." Well, I suppose I could train you up.....there is a strategic set of rules though. Will send you an application form to rip up and throw in the bin. Once that is completed, a rigorous interview process will begin, this takes all of a couple of seconds. Next you must be able to speak utter balderdash whenever the need arises. All clear? *courtesy of the non existent recruitment department* | |||
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"Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed. Well, I suppose I could train you up.....there is a strategic set of rules though. Will send you an application form to rip up and throw in the bin. Once that is completed, a rigorous interview process will begin, this takes all of a couple of seconds. Next you must be able to speak utter balderdash whenever the need arises. All clear? *courtesy of the non existent recruitment department*" I can speak Balderdash, proper like, Is Utter Balderdash some sort a funny accent from out in the sticks? I is also fluent in bollock, that's proper bollocks. | |||
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"every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians . help to end the violence . eat bacon and if vegetarians love animals so much ..... why do they eat thier food? " Do vegetarians give blowjobs? Or do they just suck on a carrot? | |||
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"Biscuits Am I the only person that can't eat 1 or 2 biscuits? Once the pack is open, it's all gone" Now you see, there is a difference between biccies that need to be devoured in one sitting and those that need to be savoured at varying times dependent on what mood yer in at the time | |||
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