FabSwingers.com forum: perv or swerve.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are walking along the beach and see me masturbating. What do you do? Avoid or watch and hope to be asked to assist?

Any reciprocation must then be made into a genuine offer. Pics can then be added for proof, by writing each others username on the body and uploading.

Give your answer for the one above.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

Even better then. Love it risky x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

Even better then. Love it risky x"

I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

Even better then. Love it risky x

I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

Even better then. Love it risky x

I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!

I'd prefer a quiet beach. Nice sunny spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!

Even better then. Love it risky x

I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!

Perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would check there was no kids in the area then shout at the top of my voice alerting anyone in earshot there was a man of your description behaving in a lewd manner……

I'd then probably take your picture using my phone camara and inform you that unless you gave me a 100% assurance that you would not be doing the same thing again in public, I would be forwarding your picture to the police

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally "

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say seeing as no one wanted to see you doing it coz its wrong to flash your bits in a public place that the same will apply to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally "

You were the one above,,,, and my answer would still stand whoever it was aimed at...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally

You were the one above,,,, and my answer would still stand whoever it was aimed at...

Good. Swerve

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Basically everyone would swerve and some would consider calling the police.

Not going as well as you hoped eh?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

"Basically everyone would swerve and some would consider calling the police.

Not going as well as you hoped eh?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."

I would of assumed that till he said 'even better in a public place, love it risky'

But if its what you think then I'd just ignore him. I have no desire to watch anyone wanking.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

No!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

It was an idea for a game of perv or swerve. It's not as if he's sat on Blackpool beach with his cock lobbed out in front of a school trip is it?

If he really is sat on Blackpool beach naked, then I take my hat off to him cos it's bloody cold today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was an idea for a game of perv or swerve. It's not as if he's sat on Blackpool beach with his cock lobbed out in front of a school trip is it?

If he really is sat on Blackpool beach naked, then I take my hat off to him cos it's bloody cold today!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

It was supposed to be a game, not an invitation to report him the the police?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Hairy muff, neither would we tbh. Yes public if it were that way personally I'd be having a quiet word in his shell, but again the chaps just joking on a fantasy tip. Obviously wrong choice of wording

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Bloody phones, done it again, that was meant to quote _isshottiebottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant stop perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some folk really need to lighten fkn up FFS! its a GAME!

dont think it would work though, only because the posters that "understand" the fun element of this game are spread wider than my legs!

but i'd still....PERV!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody phones, done it again, that was meant to quote _isshottiebottie

Perv

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"cant stop perving

Nowt wrong with a bit of perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some folk really need to lighten fkn up FFS! its a GAME!

dont think it would work though, only because the posters that "understand" the fun element of this game are spread wider than my legs!

but i'd still....PERV!!!

Perv right back at ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely simply reponding to the thread with an honest answer does not imply the OP or any person above is a potential sex pest or their motives were sinister in nature.

My answer would be the same in a game or genuine senario!

Although I must confess I missed the infurance the thread was only game.. and I admit that was probably more to do with the way I read it, rather than the way it was written....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Basically everyone would swerve and some would consider calling the police.

Not going as well as you hoped eh?"

You reckon?!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yeah I didn't really get if was a game either tbh but id still tell him to put it away.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

No. Poor sod thought he'd use a new twist on the "would you?" type threads, only to be lambasted as a cock waving freak, hell bent on causing distress to grannies, kids and those of a nervous disposition.

Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya

Thanks for the support, although that summed me up quite well actually haha.

Perv

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.

I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.

Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?

Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya

Thanks for the support, although that summed me up quite well actually haha.

Perv

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine."

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

I bet you always sunbathe on your front, eh?

Oh, and I'd swerve otherwise I might fall on top of him.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I thought it was obviously light hearted fun, people get shot down so easily on here, no wonder people don't use the forums. It's reassuring in this instance that a bit of a rethink and realisation of it being just for fun has been concluded. No offence meant but some posting sometimes is harsh borderline out of order.

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Swerve ..... if we want to watch a guy spanking his monkey we would go into the chat room lol.

Sorry doesn't do any thing for Simone and definitely nothing for Frank.

But good luck and watch out for the blisters what with all that sand around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was obviously light hearted fun, people get shot down so easily on here, no wonder people don't use the forums. It's reassuring in this instance that a bit of a rethink and realisation of it being just for fun has been concluded. No offence meant but some posting sometimes is harsh borderline out of order. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

I bet you always sunbathe on your front, eh?

Oh, and I'd swerve otherwise I might fall on top of him.

Perv

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey"

Naked donkey riding

That I would perv at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey"

OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

I bet you always sunbathe on your front, eh?

Oh, and I'd swerve otherwise I might fall on top of him.

Perv

Sussed!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey

OMG I am now perving Ryan naked

riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief :-

I don't want to think about it

Knotted hankies on donkeys indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id fetch a police man

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Id fetch a police man "

To get Ryan?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey

OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief

Don't forget, I would also be singing.

Hey ho away we go, donkey riding, donkey riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?

Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.

That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey

OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief

Don't forget, I would also be singing.

Hey ho away we go, donkey riding, donkey riding. "

Poor Noddy needs a hanky knotted on his head to keep the sun off while parading Ryan up and down the beach all day! plus ear plugs for the screeching (whoops sorry singing)

This is assuming Ryan can manage all day

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is assuming Ryan can manage all day

Don't be daft it's a donkey not a stallion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get to maspalomas beach, gran canaria, its an everyday thing there!!

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