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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Post ya shit here but 1 rule nothing to serious theres a defo lack of humour round here so lets at least try getting it back. Its supposed to be fun remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse"

put em back on woman I got me head under a bonnet here an its gone all dark........I dont like the dark........will some 1 howd my hand im fwitend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk.... "

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it no knickers day? I never knew. Right then, all women knickers off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse"

all good here..i have a torch..Ohhhh look at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse"

Can I have the ones you had on yesterday then??? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

put em back on woman I got me head under a bonnet here an its gone all dark........I dont like the dark........will some 1 howd my hand im fwitend "

Leggy has a torch, stop moaning, you men started the no knicker thread, so suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

all good here..i have a torch..Ohhhh look at that "

Are you looking at my bum leggy?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

Can I have the ones you had on yesterday then??? Hahaha "

oi there only room for 1 pervert around these here part so on ya bike you tatty mouldoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

put em back on woman I got me head under a bonnet here an its gone all dark........I dont like the dark........will some 1 howd my hand im fwitend

Leggy has a torch, stop moaning, you men started the no knicker thread, so suffer"

its my torch..im shining it at your starfish haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

all good here..i have a torch..Ohhhh look at that

Are you looking at my bum leggy?"

i feel like a doctor..shining a light in a very big ear hole...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I got told to take me knickers off ad its no knickers day, and now we have an eclipse

all good here..i have a torch..Ohhhh look at that

Are you looking at my bum leggy?"

It is a nice bum

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Any1 got a razzer I can borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any1 got a razzer I can borrow "

Yep will drop it diwn when I find my passport

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Any1 got a razzer I can borrow

Yep will drop it diwn when I find my passport "

why do you think I want it its only a matter of time before you get past border control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still in pjs, so no knickers here

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im still in pjs, so no knickers here "

wohooooo there is a god.....thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any1 got a razzer I can borrow

Yep will drop it diwn when I find my passport

why do you think I want it its only a matter of time before you get past border control "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full bloody moon if i take mine off

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Full bloody moon if i take mine off "

go for it I got a torch now pwweeeezzzzzz

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham


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Is it no knickers day? I never knew. Right then, all women knickers off! "

Wow! how did i know,, I have not put mine on yet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I fart they dont stink, I shop at waitrose.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"When I fart they dont stink, I shop at waitrose.

"

m an s only here mate.....go on move along we dont want your kind round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! My last post above is sooooo gonna be my next status update!

Disclaimer: I'm normal really.... I just think moronic shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em "

There - that's the fan belt problem sorted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em

There - that's the fan belt problem sorted!!"

Was thinking restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em

There - that's the fan belt problem sorted!!

Was thinking restraints "

Oooo yeah i could restrain my prey or do a rock on tommy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em

There - that's the fan belt problem sorted!!

Was thinking restraints

Oooo yeah i could restrain my prey or do a rock on tommy "

Have more fun restraining your prey

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I for some unknown reason bought purple braces on ebay whilst d*unk....

just what I need how much ill give ya 57p for em

There - that's the fan belt problem sorted!!

Was thinking restraints

Oooo yeah i could restrain my prey or do a rock on tommy "

oooh errr ok in that case I'll up my offer £1.43 last offer take it or leave it im a bizzy man so whats it to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelin Lady reporting in here and no knickers on either

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Michelin Lady reporting in here and no knickers on either "

filthy bieche.......come in love we dont judge round here lolol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the damn lies thread, think it was my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss the damn lies thread, think it was my favourite."

start another then !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hasn't got a stich on yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe its no knickers day how rude!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"start another then !! "

Might be a bit too soon or it'll turn into Groundhog Day round here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't believe its no knickers day how rude!! "

Would be today no sun and very windy

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't believe its no knickers day how rude!!

Would be today no sun and very windy "

wow maybe that passport is needed sunny an hot here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Do the majority hold with proportional representation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't believe its no knickers day how rude!!

Would be today no sun and very windy

wow maybe that passport is needed sunny an hot here "

Ok goes and gets my passport put kettle on

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do the majority hold with proportional representation?"

id say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No knickers day ..... I'll apply that rule when golfing later. Currently naked on bed .... alone ;(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, not on haha

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