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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I really fancy a Mcdee's burger right now.. What do you fancy right now..Not just food but anything..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say cos I is sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Bed! will be in it very soon

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i would say you cheeky but i think i upset you earlier and that wasnt my intention at all so i will stick with yep you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades "

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Could do with my left nipple being sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep how boring is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just stuffed another pizza in the oven but given the choice, I'd probably have a steak (rare please).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would quite like a good spit roasting with a couple of well hung guys. I forgot to have supper. lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really, really, really fancy a bag of Honey Roast Peanuts.

I forgot to buy some.

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By *aster of a mindCouple
over a year ago

York

I really have a craving for cheese and crackers....But we have no crackers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My Bed! will be in it very soon

Can I join you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy 200 messages in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After Eights.

Or a wank.

Not sure which.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage.."

No way!!!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Right now I would very much like a cigarette. It's been about 35 hours since my last one. I have Nicorette. I have the determination.

I would also very much like to have some will power injected directly into me please.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I really have a craving for cheese and crackers....But we have no crackers

I thought you had to be crackers to be on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I would very much like a cigarette. It's been about 35 hours since my last one. I have Nicorette. I have the determination.

I would also very much like to have some will power injected directly into me please.

It's 4th day for me since stopped - looks like patches are working !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Bed! will be in it very soon

Can I join you...

if you don't mind me snoring and starfish'n

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My Bed! will be in it very soon

Can I join you...

if you don't mind me snoring and starfish'n

I'll find space lol

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Right now I would very much like a cigarette. It's been about 35 hours since my last one. I have Nicorette. I have the determination.

I would also very much like to have some will power injected directly into me please.

The only way to stop smoking is will power. Believe me, I know. I had my last cigarette on 26th July 1966. So I reckon I have cracked it.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Right now I would very much like a cigarette. It's been about 35 hours since my last one. I have Nicorette. I have the determination.

I would also very much like to have some will power injected directly into me please.

It's 4th day for me since stopped - looks like patches are working !!"

Let's do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Bed! will be in it very soon

Can I join you...

if you don't mind me snoring and starfish'n

I'll find space lol "

only room on top

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

No way!!! "

Yes way...Never really had romance in my life or anything like that..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My Bed! will be in it very soon

Can I join you...

if you don't mind me snoring and starfish'n

I'll find space lol

only room on top

Oh go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now I would very much like a cigarette. It's been about 35 hours since my last one. I have Nicorette. I have the determination.

I would also very much like to have some will power injected directly into me please.

It's 4th day for me since stopped - looks like patches are working !!

Let's do this!"

Yes for both our sakes !!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage.."

i had a lovely massage on wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I had my last cigarette on 26th July 1966. So I reckon I have cracked it.

Blimey your 73. Hat's off sir!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Could do with my left nipple being sucked.

Oh ok if I must

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

i had a lovely massage on wednesday

lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A deep and long massage...! Mmmmmmmm!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Could do with my left nipple being sucked.

I'd probably end up feeling a right tit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

No way!!!

Yes way...Never really had romance in my life or anything like that..

You need to sort that out. I am just getting into massage with my wife. It is great. A huge bottle of grapeseed oil arrived today and we are off shopping for some huge fluffy towels to lay out. Soothing music coming from Amazon, candles and then ... massage time tomorrow

Just getting into Yoni / Lingam massage with the wife.

Rob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone keeps putting filthy ideas in my head. But I can't say in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

No way!!!

Yes way...Never really had romance in my life or anything like that..

Genuinely find that hard to believe ... tell you what: I've just had a look at your profile pics to get a connection ... going to go to sleep now and will dream about giving you a massage. Tell me tomorrow how it was for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone keeps putting filthy ideas in my head. But I can't say in here

Fancy seeing you in here!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage..

No way!!!

Yes way...Never really had romance in my life or anything like that..

Oh er lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really fancy a Mcdee's burger right now.. What do you fancy right now..Not just food but anything..

Apart from you? Sorry I can't think. The thing I fancy is on my mind too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone keeps putting filthy ideas in my head. But I can't say in here

Fancy seeing you in here! "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a great laugh with my girls tonight but now they've gone to bed and left me

sooooo right now a few more drinks and laughs with a few ladies if the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bargain bucket from KFC mmmmmm

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I sweet talked the barmaid into making me a chip buttie. Hic and burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominos pizza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had pizza...

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

As nice as it can be we try and avoid junk food mostly but seeing as i'm working I enjoyed a BK double bacon and cheeseburger earlier and a chicken caesar wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good long cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good long cuddle"

((((((hugs)))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good long cuddle

((((((hugs)))))))"

Aww thanks back at you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

coooooooooofffffffffffffeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coooooooooofffffffffffffeeeeeee

Will bring you one x

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"Somebody to rub this bit here ... just between the shoulder blades

Ohh I fancy a massage...no one has ever given me a massage.."

when i give scouse a massage she gets so horny i never get to finish it

as it turns in to a wild sex session

not that you will find me complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coooooooooofffffffffffffeeeeeee

Amen to that.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"coooooooooofffffffffffffeeeeeee

Will bring you one x"

A gallon of it please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having a fully Monty sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coooooooooofffffffffffffeeeeeee

Will bring you one x

A gallon of it please...

On my way

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Just having coffee and a muffin post paddling and fucking! All good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Yeeeeeessssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a full English and a nice pot of tea

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"I fancy a full English and a nice pot of tea"

Full Scottish and coffee, lets do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee here too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I fancy a full English and a nice pot of tea"

tel you what ill buy the gear you cook it deal ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off to the shops after my shower, I fancy a nice coffee and some lunch, preferably with someone

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Yeeeeeessssss "

Well the washing's on, I've given the kitchen and bathroom the once over - yep, big fat breakfast butty it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a full English and a nice pot of tea

Full Scottish and coffee, lets do it lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a full English and a nice pot of tea

tel you what ill buy the gear you cook it deal ????

Oh go on then I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Yeeeeeessssss

Well the washing's on, I've given the kitchen and bathroom the once over - yep, big fat breakfast butty it is!

Your organised!! Enjoy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Whats a full Scottish??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Wish I had a butty shop nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a double blow job, but that ain't ever happening x

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Whats a full Scottish?? "

Add haggis, sliced sausage and a tattie scone to a full English basically, I assume you mean breakfast

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

A bed bath from a naughty nurse..hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A repeat of last night haha

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Wish I had a butty shop nearby

Can see it from my front door. It's only about 500 metres away.

And they do a cracking hot roast pork with stuffing,apple sauce and crackling too. And dip.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Whats a full Scottish??

Add haggis, sliced sausage and a tattie scone to a full English basically, I assume you mean breakfast

Yes I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't hungry till I read this thread

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Wish I had a butty shop nearby

Can see it from my front door. It's only about 500 metres away.

And they do a cracking hot roast pork with stuffing,apple sauce and crackling too. And dip.

Shush ya bloody tease

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Hmmm..

Do I get dressed and walk to the butty shop for a saus, egg and tom?

Wish I had a butty shop nearby

Can see it from my front door. It's only about 500 metres away.

And they do a cracking hot roast pork with stuffing,apple sauce and crackling too. And dip.

Shush ya bloody tease

I'll shut up.

I have to - am about to fill my face with aforementioned butty. And they gave me two extra sausages!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I just had a sausage sandwich...yummy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ffs it's pissing down with rain, I've now got to cover my nekkidness and go find a Roy's Rolls shop

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