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"How about a rocket lollie " Dip it in vodka and feed it to me | |||
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks " With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? | |||
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? " Ok but dip it in vodka first | |||
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? Ok but dip it in vodka first " You got it | |||
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? Ok but dip it in vodka first You got it " Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery? | |||
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? Ok but dip it in vodka first You got it Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery? " Special Delivery, should be coming through your letterbox any minute | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage " Sex and vodka or too much vodka and sleep ermmmmm thought you were saving it | |||
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"How about a rocket lollie Dip it in vodka and feed it to me" Open wide | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Sex and vodka or too much vodka and sleep ermmmmm thought you were saving it " Saving?? The sex, the sleep or the vodka? ... glad you chose the former btw | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage " Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease " She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one | |||
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"Well done hope you don't look like I do and I never tamed the wilderness cos I didnt need to ................ " My arms are a sight cause I wrestled with privets and nettles but I won, the war wounds are worn it, thankfully I'm not swollen, hope your feeling better | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease " In my defence I had a long day and I had a few and if I had drank anymore than I did, I would have been asleep for 10pm pmsl | |||
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"Just tucking into my 5th V&RB ! No ice cocks sadly - think I demolished them all last night and they'd never have survived the journey down here anyway! " Ide best catch you up then | |||
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"How about a rocket lollie Dip it in vodka and feed it to me Open wide " I'm reeeeeady | |||
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"Does that mean you have finished gardening leave lol..." It does yes, thank The Lord | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one " Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty " ... and we wouldn't want that would we ? | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty ... and we wouldn't want that would we ? " Hahaha demons drink miss, | |||
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"How about a rocket lollie " Oh is THAT what they are calling it these days lol | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty ... and we wouldn't want that would we ? Hahaha demons drink miss, " I behaved like a | |||
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty ... and we wouldn't want that would we ? Hahaha demons drink miss, I behaved like a " I wouldn't expect anything less | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already " Brandy | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy " I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! ) | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! )" Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! ) Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours " Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow! | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! ) Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!" I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks! | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! ) Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow! I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks! " Ffs - not TOO demanding, are you?! First you use all my cocks up for your personal use then you expect me to make new mixtures on request!! | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! ) Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!" Mmmmm ile sample those | |||
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. " And a blowie you said | |||
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. And a blowie you said " Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol | |||
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. And a blowie you said Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol" Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint | |||
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. And a blowie you said Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint " Oops | |||
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. And a blowie you said Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint Oops " | |||
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!! i have flavour orders in already Brandy I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though (Sorry - swapped profiles! )" Bollocks still too old | |||
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