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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a rocket lollie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a rocket lollie "

Dip it in vodka and feed it to me

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks "

With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks

With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? "

Ok but dip it in vodka first

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks

With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?

Ok but dip it in vodka first "

You got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks

With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?

Ok but dip it in vodka first

You got it "

Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden

I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks

With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?

Ok but dip it in vodka first

You got it

Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery? "

Special Delivery, should be coming through your letterbox any minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done hope you don't look like I do and I never tamed the wilderness cos I didnt need to ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tucking into my 5th V&RB !

No ice cocks sadly - think I demolished them all last night and they'd never have survived the journey down here anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage "

Sex and vodka or too much vodka and sleep ermmmmm thought you were saving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a rocket lollie

Dip it in vodka and feed it to me"

Open wide

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Does that mean you have finished gardening leave lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Sex and vodka or too much vodka and sleep ermmmmm thought you were saving it "

Saving?? The sex, the sleep or the vodka? ... glad you chose the former btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage "

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease "

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done hope you don't look like I do and I never tamed the wilderness cos I didnt need to ................ "

My arms are a sight cause I wrestled with privets and nettles but I won, the war wounds are worn it, thankfully I'm not swollen, hope your feeling better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease "

In my defence I had a long day and I had a few and if I had drank anymore than I did, I would have been asleep for 10pm pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just tucking into my 5th V&RB !

No ice cocks sadly - think I demolished them all last night and they'd never have survived the journey down here anyway! "

Ide best catch you up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a rocket lollie

Dip it in vodka and feed it to me

Open wide "

I'm reeeeeady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean you have finished gardening leave lol..."

It does yes, thank The Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one "

Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one

Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty "

... and we wouldn't want that would we ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one

Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty

... and we wouldn't want that would we ? "

Hahaha demons drink miss,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a rocket lollie "

Oh is THAT what they are calling it these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one

Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty

... and we wouldn't want that would we ?

Hahaha demons drink miss, "

I behaved like a

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage

Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease

She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one

Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty

... and we wouldn't want that would we ?

Hahaha demons drink miss,

I behaved like a "

I wouldn't expect anything less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already "

Brandy

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy "

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )"

Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )

Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours "

Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture

and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )

Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours

Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture

and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!"

I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )

Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours

Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture

and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!

I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks! "

Ffs - not TOO demanding, are you?!

First you use all my cocks up for your personal use then you expect me to make new mixtures on request!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )

Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours

Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture

and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!"

Mmmmm ile sample those

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie. "

And a blowie you said

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.

And a blowie you said "

Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Congrats on the hard work, hopefully the nice weather returns for you to enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.

And a blowie you said

Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol"

Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.

And a blowie you said

Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol

Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint "

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.

And a blowie you said

Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol

Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint

Oops "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!

i have flavour orders in already

Brandy

I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though

(Sorry - swapped profiles! )"

Bollocks still too old

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