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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Give it your best shot....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Not giving mine away they are dead certs lol

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Give it your best shot.... "

Misscheekychops I bet you did not know that as of now there are actually 20 letters in the alphabet......the missing letters are of course

U R A Q T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Cheeky- my cum tastes like vodka, you want a single or double shot?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

get your coat im going ugly early only kidding in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop your pants to see if I know ye

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Miss Cheeky- my cum tastes like vodka, you want a single or double shot? "

triple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss Cheeky- my cum tastes like vodka, you want a single or double shot?

triple... "

Shall I just bring the bottle and let you drink what you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a canoe in my pocket - or am I just pleased to see you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Excuse me, do you know much a polar bear weighs?

Her: No

Me: Enough to break the ice. Can I get you a drink

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me: Excuse me, do you know much a polar bear weighs?

Her: No

Me: Enough to break the ice. Can I get you a drink

Smooth "

LIKE

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Miss Cheeky- my cum tastes like vodka, you want a single or double shot?

triple...

Shall I just bring the bottle and let you drink what you like? "

yep.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I can't find my puppy please can you help me find him ? I think he went into this hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there, fancy a fook

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Du er deilig Skal vi ga hjem

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

You're beautiful, you have the kind of face I've always dreamt of coming across

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there, fancy a fook "

Blimey some people can't take a joke so stop the PM's

Joke joke joke joke !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there, fancy a fook "

Now you're cooking with gas!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Chat up line?

I just hit them on the head with my club and drag them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs. What time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word...

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