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The rules of the internet

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just a bit of lighthearted fun, but what the hidden rules of the internet?

I'll start with one I read....

The are no women on the internet.

All women are men and all children are police officers.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win

russian mail order brides are likely to have mafia inlaws

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Do not download more than 10 lol cats at a time as the internet tubes get blocked with them.

I fished out 3 this morning.

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

writing "lol" means you can be as rude to anyone and get away with it.

"your cock is too small for anyone to feel.......lol"

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Everything you search for, every tweet, facebook or forum post is scanned by the NSA and the GCHQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow those immortalised words of Abraham Lincoln where he said “ don’t believe everything you read on the internet “……

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

People think they've revealed some well hidden piece of knowledge when they post a smart arse comment and then put

'Just sayin'

At the end of it!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Do not download more than 10 lol cats at a time as the internet tubes get blocked with them.

I fished out 3 this morning."

What? even ceiling cat?

(who is watching you masturbate)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Do not download more than 10 lol cats at a time as the internet tubes get blocked with them.

I fished out 3 this morning.

What? even ceiling cat?

(who is watching you masturbate)"

Ceiling cat is OK as it's just a cat head.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

If 'they' think you are about to reveal the secret rules of the internet, they come and take you aw

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Rule 34: If it exists, there will be porn of it.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Tits or GTFO.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Men seem to want women to make sandwiches..... With bacon....

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Godwins Law: The longer a discussion on the internet goes on, the more likely someone/something will be compared to hitler/Nazis!

The Law of Exclaimation: The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Godwins Law: The longer a discussion on the internet goes on, the more likely someone/something will be compared to hitler/Nazis!

The Law of Exclaimation: The more exclamation points used in an email (or other posting), the more likely it is a complete lie. This is also true for excessive capital letters."

Ha ! Love this one!

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Danths Law (also known as Parkers Law): If you have to insist that you've won an internet argument, you've probably lost badly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't spell then you're gonna get ripped for it.

There Is No Excuse For Writing Like This. NoR LiKe ThIs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All girls have broken cams or are on their brother's accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The results don't tilt when you type Tilt into google.com it is just your eyes.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

IT'S LIKE NAZI GERMANY IN HERE!!!!!!

I WIN!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

That everyone has done something bigger and better than the next or knows someone who has, they drive the top of the range * (insert posh car make here), have a motorbike with a billion cc engine, have member of the opposite/same sex fawning all over them, they have friends in high places or know a worldwide famous person, and they are perfection personified FTW!!

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"That everyone has done something bigger and better than the next or knows someone who has, they drive the top of the range * (insert posh car make here), have a motorbike with a billion cc engine, have member of the opposite/same sex fawning all over them, they have friends in high places or know a worldwide famous person, and they are perfection personified FTW!! "

I knew a guy who was like that.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"That everyone has done something bigger and better than the next or knows someone who has, they drive the top of the range * (insert posh car make here), have a motorbike with a billion cc engine, have member of the opposite/same sex fawning all over them, they have friends in high places or know a worldwide famous person, and they are perfection personified FTW!!

I knew a guy who was like that. "
haha

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The more a forum user states they are a success with the opposite sex in real life on here, the less likely it is to be true.

Muphry's Law - If you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written. The name is a deliberate misspelling of Murphy's law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone ends a sentence with End of!

They expect a reply

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"When someone ends a sentence with End of!

They expect a reply "

Fact.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

99.34% of the time people use the word fact, they have actually given an opinion.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

#face palm

epic fail putting a space in #words

#whatever!

FACT!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"That everyone has done something bigger and better than the next or knows someone who has, they drive the top of the range * (insert posh car make here), have a motorbike with a billion cc engine, have member of the opposite/same sex fawning all over them, they have friends in high places or know a worldwide famous person, and they are perfection personified FTW!!

I knew a guy who was like that. haha "

Me two. Summed up as - If you've got a black dog, he's got a blacker one.

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