FabSwingers.com forum: Sex toys for men

By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Nearly every woman I know has some sort of sex toy in there bedside drawer or handbag. Though it is not very often you will find a man that has one.

Is it men are happy with a hand, (or dare I say it) their other half ... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow up dolls and realistic fannys are a complete turn off

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Blow up dolls and realistic fannys are a complete turn off

I agree !!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Blow up dolls and realistic fannys are a complete turn off

dam thats this weekend ruined then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a number of toys on men - they generally bring them with them altho I do have a selection on stand by.

There's plenty of choice out there

Nipple clamps, ball weights, anal probes, gags, candles n the usual array of whips canes pegs n ropes. One can then add in ice cubes. , deep heat cream, cock rings/straps bla bla bla

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I use a number of toys on men - they generally bring them with them altho I do have a selection on stand by.

There's plenty of choice out there

Nipple clamps, ball weights, anal probes, gags, candles n the usual array of whips canes pegs n ropes. One can then add in ice cubes. , deep heat cream, cock rings/straps bla bla bla

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

need a love button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Those Japanese calls scare me.... Chucky revisited

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Feel at times like my house has become he overflow warehouse for a toy retailer. At least until I cueck m bank account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

I think I wanna sleep with you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

So the best sex toy for men is actually a hostess trolley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a kiddie I'd insert my dick into a cardboard toilet roll tube & then wire it up to a major junction on my train set. Every time a train came along - 'ooooooooh', tremendous vibes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a kiddie I'd insert my dick into a cardboard toilet roll tube & then wire it up to a major junction on my train set. Every time a train came along - 'ooooooooh', tremendous vibes!!!"

I think many of us have done similar things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use a wand. The feeling when that's used just below the tip of the shaft is awesome and provides some interesting results! Turn it right up and lay back in skilled hands it feels amazing especially if she circles her thumb on the end too.

Why should the girls have all the fun.

Plus we have the strap on.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

I think I wanna sleep with you!!

Hands off my pie

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

So the best sex toy for men is actually a hostess trolley?"

What a good idea. Maybe love honey can develop a kylie shaped one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We use a wand. The feeling when that's used just below the tip of the shaft is awesome and provides some interesting results! Turn it right up and lay back in skilled hands it feels amazing especially if she circles her thumb on the end too.

Why should the girls have all the fun.

Plus we have the strap on. "

Ok... ready to place an order... Hitachi or a generic one

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

I think I wanna sleep with you!!

Hands off my pie

Does that work both ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love honey one has to have mains power though so your eyes rattle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love honey one has to have mains power though so your eyes rattle. "

I guess that is when she is using it while you are down on her

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Every forward thinking man will have a warmed apple pie in his bedside drawer at bed time

I think I wanna sleep with you!!

Hands off my pie

Does that work both ways?

Sure. I have mastered going no handed at speed now. Never once fallen off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

Bliss

You've not tried it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

Bliss

You've not tried it then?"

and don't try chilli's either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

Bliss

You've not tried it then?"

Oh gawd NOOOOOOO I don't want all that stuff happening to me lol

I merely offer the service to other calling gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus we have the strap on.

Ok... ready to place an order... Hitachi or a generic one

I generally use the wife's dildo's - start with a modest and then move up - it just gets difficult trying to use a toy covered in lube and wank ... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

Bliss

You've not tried it then?

Oh gawd NOOOOOOO I don't want all that stuff happening to me lol

I merely offer the service to other calling gentlemen

Do they ever come back for a second try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I've turned in2 a sexual disneyland!!!

I know. I've seen the long queues outside yer bedroom door!

Oh I thort that was just a queue of people I owed money toooooooo lol

Its blokes trying to get into the bathroom to wash the deep heat off

Oh they don't need to do that cos I plunge their tackle in a bowl of ice cubes! Ah bliss I imagine

Bliss

You've not tried it then?

Oh gawd NOOOOOOO I don't want all that stuff happening to me lol

I merely offer the service to other calling gentlemen

Do they ever come back for a second try?"

Ahem my verifications prove that indeed they do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus we have the strap on.

Ok... ready to place an order... Hitachi or a generic one

I generally use the wife's dildo's - start with a modest and then move up - it just gets difficult trying to use a toy covered in lube and wank ... Lol"

I think getting the wife involved is the best thing. That makes any activity better.

I draw the line at deep heat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus we have the strap on.

Ok... ready to place an order... Hitachi or a generic one

I generally use the wife's dildo's - start with a modest and then move up - it just gets difficult trying to use a toy covered in lube and wank ... Lol

I think getting the wife involved is the best thing. That makes any activity better.

I draw the line at deep heat though

Just like shopping in Harrods - everything is an available option. One doesn't have to have the ENTIRE shop Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus we have the strap on.

Ok... ready to place an order... Hitachi or a generic one

I generally use the wife's dildo's - start with a modest and then move up - it just gets difficult trying to use a toy covered in lube and wank ... Lol

I think getting the wife involved is the best thing. That makes any activity better.

I draw the line at deep heat though

Another pair of hands is definitely better but deep heat - noooooooooo!!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm so tight with the cash I won't cough up for the best I've found which is the Lovehoney Ultra 7 vibrating egg. Which costs a whopping £25! It looks a bit retro but its very powerful and small. Literally an egg on a wire (kinky) which for me strapped to underside of the glans with a 'laccy band always gets a hands free 'gasm. With some nipple stim thrown in too which speeds things along. Mmmm. However. The first one broke ...I,t was the Ann Smmers version with identical name. Then the Lovehoney version packed in sue to a weak contact between the egg and the power cable. And I'm too stingy to fork out again. However Ann Summers do one called the Ultra 10 now but this is not up to the job and a totally different design. Meantime ai keep scanning the Lovehoney page asking "Ye'll no' be havin' a sale, will ye?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly every woman I know has some sort of sex toy in there bedside drawer or handbag. Though it is not very often you will find a man that has one.

Is it men are happy with a hand, (or dare I say it) their other half ... ?"
Sex toys for men? Surely that is women? (stands back and waits for whatever a chauvinist pig deserves!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so tight with the cash I won't cough up for the best I've found which is the Lovehoney Ultra 7 vibrating egg. Which costs a whopping £25! It looks a bit retro but its very powerful and small. Literally an egg on a wire (kinky) which for me strapped to underside of the glans with a 'laccy band always gets a hands free 'gasm. With some nipple stim thrown in too which speeds things along. Mmmm. However. The first one broke ...I,t was the Ann Smmers version with identical name. Then the Lovehoney version packed in sue to a weak contact between the egg and the power cable. And I'm too stingy to fork out again. However Ann Summers do one called the Ultra 10 now but this is not up to the job and a totally different design. Meantime ai keep scanning the Lovehoney page asking "Ye'll no' be havin' a sale, will ye?"

Oh chuck u have defo had your disappointments with your toys innit. What can we suggest? An angle grinder with a knob attached? Or something with a 1,000 volt surge plugged in2 the mains?

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

So long as it takes no less than 4 x AA Rechargeables and variable pulses then aill settle for that. Oh. And a 50% discount due to a flash sale

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

i just got a 'super hot pussy masturbator' from a well known online store (well, known to people who buy such things! Begins with a B)

it is the colour of a carrot and therefore not realistic at all, but it is very tight - with a fair bit of lube you can push into it and it feels more like anal than vaginal sex. I have to say it is quite enjoyable, and well worth £8. It adds a little extra to our fun.

It might mean i am a wanker, but is there a man on this sight who isn't occasionally!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I've accumulated a few toys, some better than others. A few of note are...

Homedics Quad Massager - quite mind bogglingly good.

Vibdrating anal beads - good too, particularly in the bath.

Fleshlight quite nice but can be a bit of a hassle since you need to warm it up with hot water before hand and, for my quantities at least, a bit messy to clean up after.

TENS e-stim - nice if you're in the mood, especially when using a probe in combination with pads, but you have to be careful with the settings or pleasure can very quickly become extreme pain - and I'm not really into that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A parachute ball stretcher with assorted weights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will make me popular!

Sex toys for men, I thought you meant women.

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