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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by a similarly titled thread, proposition another forum user with an offer they could easily refuse (sillyness advised )

I'd like to offer Miss Cheekychops the following for an evening of rumpy....

27p

A piece of black gaffer tape that is stuck on my boot

My last but one rolo

What do you say Cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id buy Ridemythang a superman toy and wear a superman t shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide buy PP a new tattoo and Johnsoda a bag of haribos to start with

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Way to tempting im saying nawt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Ryan will be easy... Burgers and angel delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have budgets? Otherwise you're gonna get people bidding millions whenever a hot ass shows up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have budgets? Otherwise you're gonna get people bidding millions whenever a hot ass shows up."

Well I am worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do pretty much anything with anyone for a bag of 'pinballs' Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but TT Vodka, full fat Coke and scented candles

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Inspired by a similarly titled thread, proposition another forum user with an offer they could easily refuse (sillyness advised )

I'd like to offer Miss Cheekychops the following for an evening of rumpy....

27p

A piece of black gaffer tape that is stuck on my boot

My last but one rolo

What do you say Cheeky? "

A vodka and diet in also and we have a deal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id buy Queen a jar of honey and let her eat away

Funky some edible glitters

Ryan a chocolate orange

Cheeky a stick of rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id buy Ridemythang a superman toy and wear a superman t shirt "

sold. can think of worse owners xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Sexybrain Hot Chocolate with squirty Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but TT Vodka, full fat Coke and scented candles "

Done deal

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Sexybrain Hot Chocolate with squirty Cream "

AND a little toasted marshmallow on top with coco sprinkles or no deal, oh, and cinnamon too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inspired by a similarly titled thread, proposition another forum user with an offer they could easily refuse (sillyness advised )

I'd like to offer Miss Cheekychops the following for an evening of rumpy....

27p

A piece of black gaffer tape that is stuck on my boot

My last but one rolo

What do you say Cheeky?

A vodka and diet in also and we have a deal.... "

Bit rich- might have to keep the rolo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces..."

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Inspired by a similarly titled thread, proposition another forum user with an offer they could easily refuse (sillyness advised )

I'd like to offer Miss Cheekychops the following for an evening of rumpy....

27p

A piece of black gaffer tape that is stuck on my boot

My last but one rolo

What do you say Cheeky?

A vodka and diet in also and we have a deal....

Bit rich- might have to keep the rolo "

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces..."

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces...

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?"

Fucks sake you want fizzy cola bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide offer Soxy a face pack and a pair of crotchless tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And Sexybrain Hot Chocolate with squirty Cream

AND a little toasted marshmallow on top with coco sprinkles or no deal, oh, and cinnamon too please "

Greedy ! Do you want a cherry too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

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surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock "

I was appealing to his brain lol - I think I've permanently lost my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give the3rdperson my Katie Perry album.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

do any of the ladies do receipts so i can claim it as an expence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pssssst!

Those of you who said you're no good a flirting, time to join in- just go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the3rdperson my Katie Perry album. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces...

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?

Fucks sake you want fizzy cola bottles? "

Yea? And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock

I was appealing to his brain lol - I think I've permanently lost my mojo "

i go through those crappy phases, your a great looking girl with a bloke who wants you.. hopefully you'll find it soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give Ruby the countless maths text books I have strewn all over my kitchen table, I don't want much in return I just want rid of the bloody things.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Id give meat a book on charm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would give Ruby the countless maths text books I have strewn all over my kitchen table, I don't want much in return I just want rid of the bloody things. "

Oh yes please I'd happily accept them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock

I was appealing to his brain lol - I think I've permanently lost my mojo

i go through those crappy phases, your a great looking girl with a bloke who wants you.. hopefully you'll find it soon"

No longer with a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give the3rdperson my Katie Perry album.

Deal "

Your easy to bargain with , I was going to throw in my Hanson greatest hits but I can keep that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Cadburys Cream eggs for the3rdperson.. One each

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces...

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?

Fucks sake you want fizzy cola bottles?

Yea? And? "

So demanding!!

I've sucked all the sugar off it and my face is contorted...

You had your chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cherries in my hot chocolate Queen, diary produce only!

And considerate though that book token is I'll have to decline - have you been in Waterstones lately? £10 will barely get you a leaflet these days

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Well I do not normally charge, but if you feel you need to tip... hehe

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

cant remember the excact words but it reminds me of the scene about offering money for sex

man...would you sleep with me for £10

lady...certainly not what kind of girl do you take me for

man...would you sleep with me for 1 million pounds

lady...yes i would

man would you sleep with me for £20

lady...certainly not, what kind of girl do you think i am

man... weve found out what type of girl you are i am just trying to negotiate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got half a tub of hair gel , a razor that's only been used once and some mouthwash. I'm not sure who to offer it too but I'm open to offers. You'll have to collect though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And considerate though that book token is I'll have to decline - have you been in Waterstones lately? £10 will barely get you a leaflet these days "

As I said my mojo has well and truly gone. You can get some fairly decent ones for a little extra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexybrain.. ive a pack of 12 Crayola washable pens... you tempted? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sexybrain.. ive a pack of 12 Crayola washable pens... you tempted? lol"

I've upgraded to post it notes Sassy, no more washing ink off my penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't give it away so maybe I should start paying! Right... meatytrollop, I'll start at 15p, a chewed cola bottle and some strawberry laces...

When you say chewed, does it still have some sugar coating left and the sour taste that makes you screw your face up?

Fucks sake you want fizzy cola bottles?

Yea? And?

So demanding!!

I've sucked all the sugar off it and my face is contorted...

You had your chance! "

With a face like that I wouldn't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id give meat a book on charm... "

I wrote that book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sexybrain.. ive a pack of 12 Crayola washable pens... you tempted? lol

I've upgraded to post it notes Sassy, no more washing ink off my penis!"

god your so high maintenance, declining Rubys vouchers and crayola felt tips.. pffttt

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes


"I'd do pretty much anything with anyone for a bag of 'pinballs' Yum yum "

Is that the ones by maom? Xx

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Will one of you sexy ladies buy sexybrain a pack of large stick-it notes?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i would give the 3rd person anything she wanted so she would let me shag her as i am ever the romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will one of you sexy ladies buy sexybrain a pack of large stick-it notes? "

wheres the fun in that.. he's asked for those lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

With a face like that I wouldn't want to "

Your loss... you should see what my contorted tongue can do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give my '10p off Onken yogurt ' Tesco voucher

(but I'm expecting u will give ME the yogurt back! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

With a face like that I wouldn't want to

Your loss... you should see what my contorted tongue can do!!

"

Well as you're getting none from me now, hopefully you can lick your own lady bits

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

With a face like that I wouldn't want to

Your loss... you should see what my contorted tongue can do!!

Well as you're getting none from me now, hopefully you can lick your own lady bits "

With these tits? You are joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to offer QOT a Mamma Mia programme and tour T shirt in medium.

She has to wear the T shirt though and speak in a Swedish accent.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to offer QOT a Mamma Mia programme and tour T shirt in medium.

She has to wear the T shirt though and speak in a Swedish accent. "

Ha ha I'm a Yorkshire lass, like the accent or lump it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to offer QOT a Mamma Mia programme and tour T shirt in medium.

She has to wear the T shirt though and speak in a Swedish accent.

Ha ha I'm a Yorkshire lass, like the accent or lump it "

You are t' dancin queen.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka "

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"cant remember the excact words but it reminds me of the scene about offering money for sex

man...would you sleep with me for £10

lady...certainly not what kind of girl do you take me for

man...would you sleep with me for 1 million pounds

lady...yes i would

man would you sleep with me for £20

lady...certainly not, what kind of girl do you think i am

man... weve found out what type of girl you are i am just trying to negotiate"

You could at least give Oscar Wilde some credit when you're nicking his material

I would offer CutenSassy1 a toy singalong microphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit "

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to offer QOT a Mamma Mia programme and tour T shirt in medium.

She has to wear the T shirt though and speak in a Swedish accent.

Ha ha I'm a Yorkshire lass, like the accent or lump it

You are t' dancin queen....."

Yes but not young,sweet or 17 lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way...... "

That's 35 quid a bottle got to be special for that lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Soxy

A packet of supermarket own brand cola bottles and a (small) homemade fruitcake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to offer QOT a Mamma Mia programme and tour T shirt in medium.

She has to wear the T shirt though and speak in a Swedish accent.

Ha ha I'm a Yorkshire lass, like the accent or lump it

You are t' dancin queen.....

Yes but not young,sweet or 17 lol "

But do you want a man after midnight?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Well Ryan will be easy... Burgers and angel delight "

Oi don't make me sound cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way...... "

I aint that classy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way......

I aint that classy "

Asda own brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way......

I aint that classy

Asda own brand "

Thats just taking the piss....some foriegn stuff from aldi will do

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Id give 3rd a bottle of vodka

Fuck yeah vodka works every time im a classy chick ya know don't want no cheap shit

If yr going to drink vodka then it's gotta be gray goose all the way......

I aint that classy

Asda own brand

Thats just taking the piss....some foriegn stuff from aldi will do"

you are a classy bird.....I knew it lol

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I would invest in a tub of very intense luxury chocolate ice cream to lick of lady polks bum

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By *arthGMan
over a year ago

sidcup

A battered sausage

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can I offer a sachet of Heinz chicken and veg soup (no one likes it), a pack of crushed blue doritos and a 50 escudos note I have hanging around from many moons ago? I'm sure such an offer will bring people flocking to my door

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll buy ryan.... 2 big macs.. a pack of donuts and an assortment of cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant say who and she ain't in this thread..but I'd buy her a bottle of Champagne. ...I'd even where a suit!

There are a couple ..none are in this thread as it stands!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'll buy ryan.... 2 big macs.. a pack of donuts and an assortment of cookies "

That's more like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd offer kitten 009.........some spare ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since no-one has even offered (and I'm hurt) a bag of Haribos will usually suffice. Proper Haribos mind. None of your supermarket value sweets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have half a packet of jammy dodgers and a load of ironing that needs doing...

Who wants me ladies?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pay a beautiful with a nice, tender rimming x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd pay a beautiful with a nice, tender rimming x"

A beautiful WOMAN might I add - see, I was so enraptured by the thought of my tongue gently teasing her anus I lost my train of thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well Ryan will be easy... Burgers and angel delight

Oi don't make me sound cheap "

Well truth hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok just had a look through my handbag and I have the following

Rennie anti acid

Pack of polos

£2.76

Haribo sours

And a used train ticket

What and who can I get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am offering balls - meaty ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am offering balls - meaty ones "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am offering balls - meaty ones

"

They are homemade!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok just had a look through my handbag and I have the following

Rennie anti acid

Pack of polos

£2.76

Haribo sours

And a used train ticket

What and who can I get? "

Me for the tingle tasting Haribo Sours

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am offering balls - meaty ones

They are homemade!!! "

I like meaty balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am offering balls - meaty ones

They are homemade!!!

I like meaty balls "

I don't remember you trying them (or was that the time I woke up with a hangover, covered in tomato sauce?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am offering balls - meaty ones

They are homemade!!!

I like meaty balls "

You can have my balls anytime

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ok just had a look through my handbag and I have the following

Rennie anti acid

Pack of polos

£2.76

Haribo sours

And a used train ticket

What and who can I get? "

Giz the cash and I'm yours.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am offering balls - meaty ones

They are homemade!!!

I like meaty balls

I don't remember you trying them (or was that the time I woke up with a hangover, covered in tomato sauce?) "
No it was last night in your dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently accepting McDonalds coffee stickers for anything goes antics. Completed cards get you 24 hours rental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have me but its gonna cost you a fist full of dollars

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am currently offering a steak dinner....

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs


"id buy Ridemythang a superman toy and wear a superman t shirt "

you would have definitely had us sold with the superman gear lol

would buy julie the wonder some cream cakes to go with her other lovely buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am currently offering a steak dinner.... "

Very clever, you are going to be a very busy lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 8" talking Spiderman figure

A few oreo lunchbox packs (dark ones)

FIFA 09/11/gears of war with no boxes

So any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am currently offering a steak dinner.... "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest most men wud pay good money for a chance with most women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 8" talking Spiderman figure

A few oreo lunchbox packs (dark ones)

FIFA 09/11/gears of war with no boxes

So any takers?"

Any chance I can pay someone else to tonk you for the Spiderman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id buy Ridemythang a superman toy and wear a superman t shirt

you would have definitely had us sold with the superman gear lol

would buy julie the wonder some cream cakes to go with her other lovely buns "

I don't like cream cakes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"to be honest most men wud pay good money for a chance with most women on here"

No, think you are very much generalising..

would say a small number would but not most..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I will throw in some wine with my balls lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

"

Ooooo you've hit the jackpot there

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I am currently offering a steak dinner.... "

I'll raise that to a crisp buttie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

Ooooo you've hit the jackpot there "

i know..

if only i knew how to 'go on cam'..

wait till i tell Mrs Surrey lol..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

Ooooo you've hit the jackpot there

i know..

if only i knew how to 'go on cam'..

wait till i tell Mrs Surrey lol.. "
Oh I so wish you could get on cam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am currently offering a steak dinner.... "

Make that a belated steak and blow job day and I'm yours

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

Ooooo you've hit the jackpot there

i know..

if only i knew how to 'go on cam'..

wait till i tell Mrs Surrey lol.. Oh I so wish you could get on cam "

psst..

dont tell anyone but i dont know how to use it..

cam that is..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"had an offer to go on cam and then be taken shopping..

Ooooo you've hit the jackpot there

i know..

if only i knew how to 'go on cam'..

wait till i tell Mrs Surrey lol.. Oh I so wish you could get on cam

psst..

dont tell anyone but i dont know how to use it..

cam that is.."
Ok I wont.

But, do it do it do it! Wish I could see the reaction from the other end

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

I'll throw in a camping ticket to the VW summer of love festival !!

Don't come knockin' if this vans a rockin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps "

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps

What flavour? "

Beef seabrook or walkers cheese and onion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer kitten 009.........some spare ribs "

Isnt it supposed to be something I could refuse easily meaty??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps "

Me too, but for a pint I'm everybody's

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps "

ooooooooh i just love you northern lasses idea of foreplay

tempted to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a 8" talking Spiderman figure

A few oreo lunchbox packs (dark ones)

FIFA 09/11/gears of war with no boxes

So any takers?

Any chance I can pay someone else to tonk you for the Spiderman ? "

Depends on who

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd offer kitten 009.........some spare ribs

Isnt it supposed to be something I could refuse easily meaty?? "

But you don't have to refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol@meaty

I can go to the chinese up the road for spare ribs you shall have to be more amaginitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock

I was appealing to his brain lol - I think I've permanently lost my mojo "

I'll offer Ruby a bag of Mojo's so she has plenty

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Right, I'm off to eat my offer of a crisp buttie and will probably have a pint to go with it.

So you snooze you lose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps

Me too, but for a pint I'm everybody's "

I was going to say that but didnt want to be too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wud a woman be happy to be paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if so wot is the majic figure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right so that's my loose change gone and the haribo sours!!

Any takers for what's left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few beers and a pub dinner and im anyones, third day doing this garden and I'm dying!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill take any offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont see a problem paying x pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont see a problem paying x pm me "

PM'd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer Saltedcrinkle.. 43p, half a bubbly gum, a stick on skull tattoo and some belly button fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a stash of red bull, haribos, wine, vodka and half a bag of wine gums in the boot of my car. Usually just in case of a sudden snow drift for emergency sustenance.

But seeing as its June - happy to take offers!

*and bribes too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll offer Saltedcrinkle.. 43p, half a bubbly gum, a stick on skull tattoo and some belly button fluff"

I think it's only fair to let you know that I don't do refunds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so that's my loose change gone and the haribo sours!!

Any takers for what's left? "

****waves hand****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im anybodys for half of larger and a packet of crisps

Me too, but for a pint I'm everybody's "

Three snowballs n I can't remember WHO or how many I've been with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a stash of red bull, haribos, wine, vodka and half a bag of wine gums in the boot of my car. Usually just in case of a sudden snow drift for emergency sustenance.

But seeing as its June - happy to take offers!

*and bribes too! "

I'll take wine, vodka and any other alcohol... You don't have to fuck me though, you can just have control of my toys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww this is to get me to say who I wanna shag lol.

OK, sexybrain I would offer you a £10 book token!

surely he'd prefer a voucher to buy more washable felt tip pens to write 'awesome' on his cock

I was appealing to his brain lol - I think I've permanently lost my mojo

I'll offer Ruby a bag of Mojo's so she has plenty "

Sold! Thank you very much! I'd happily accept such a kind offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll offer Saltedcrinkle.. 43p, half a bubbly gum, a stick on skull tattoo and some belly button fluff

I think it's only fair to let you know that I don't do refunds... "

But its the law!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so that's my loose change gone and the haribo sours!!

Any takers for what's left?

****waves hand****

"

Hope you cum as hard as you wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hope you cum as hard as you wave "

Cum?..what is this word you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Right so that's my loose change gone and the haribo sours!!

Any takers for what's left? "

Now I've got a nice little earner on the go, I can add some pocket money and advertise. Btw who got the sours?

£4.79 anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few beers and a pub dinner and im anyones, third day doing this garden and I'm dying!!"

You should have said... I could have come and helped in thé garden... Although with tha. Body I don't think I could have concentrated on gardening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so that's my loose change gone and the haribo sours!!

Any takers for what's left?

Now I've got a nice little earner on the go, I can add some pocket money and advertise. Btw who got the sours?

£4.79 anyone?"

QOT got the sours

I need to show greedythump how to cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles* "

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles* "

I've not been offered a shag, just some mojos and maths books!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pay in sexual favours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I've not been offered a shag, just some mojos and maths books!"

I'm sure any of us here would give you the pleasure of a shag x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do pretty much anything with anyone for a bag of 'pinballs' Yum yum "

Sweet - got me a good time coming then! Lol

Just had to respond to this one, checking messages at work and as luck would happen, I LITERALLY am hold a bag full of pinballs! And yes, I work on pinball machines. I'm not just a crazy man with a bag of pinballs. Well I am a crazy man with a bag of pinballs, there's just a non crazy reason for it!

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

With the exception of all the guys here , I'd play with all the lovely ladies, I'd even go so far as to say I would travel beyond my sleepy little county !

Bugger all happens here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I've not been offered a shag, just some mojos and maths books!

I'm sure any of us here would give you the pleasure of a shag x"

Hehe thanks! I am actually blushing now - how embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I've not been offered a shag, just some mojos and maths books!

I'm sure any of us here would give you the pleasure of a shag x

Hehe thanks! I am actually blushing now - how embarrassing!

"

Haha you shouldn't be... Looking hot, well if they wouldnt I certainly would anyway.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy "

surely u have to bid for me though??

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I've not been offered a shag, just some mojos and maths books!"

Me neither, I ate my own offer of a crisp buttie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna go for a different angle....who can i tempt with a half eaten cadburys oreo bar, a milka daime bar, a pair of religious calvin kleins and my left over banana from my bait?

Surely ill be fighting people off with a stick, which i can throw in as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy

surely u have to bid for me though?? "

No, just make you offer which was get you down from the shelf- after that we can discuss any additional 'shag bounty' in more detail..... How about I chuck in a bumper pack of face paints to sweeten the deal?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A steak dinner and a bag of haribo's...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Im gonna go for a different angle....who can i tempt with a half eaten cadburys oreo bar, a milka daime bar, a pair of religious calvin kleins and my left over banana from my bait?

Surely ill be fighting people off with a stick, which i can throw in as well? "

Never tried Oreo's, I like Calvin's but banana's make me puke.

Sorry I'm out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A steak dinner and a bag of haribo's... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy

surely u have to bid for me though??

No, just make you offer which was get you down from the shelf- after that we can discuss any additional 'shag bounty' in more detail..... How about I chuck in a bumper pack of face paints to sweeten the deal? "

face paints and a wig...

id be a very happy sassy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A steak dinner and a bag of haribo's... "

You can keep the haribo's, you're sweet enough without them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A steak dinner and a bag of haribo's...

You can keep the haribo's, you're sweet enough without them "

Fuck me I nearly fell off me chair then... Wow was that actually a really nice comment you made then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im gonna go for a different angle....who can i tempt with a half eaten cadburys oreo bar, a milka daime bar, a pair of religious calvin kleins and my left over banana from my bait?

Surely ill be fighting people off with a stick, which i can throw in as well?

Never tried Oreo's, I like Calvin's but banana's make me puke.

Sorry I'm out..."

I feel like im on dragons den, how about i make a counter offer of the half eaten oreo bar, two pairs of holy calvins and a high five afterwards?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy

surely u have to bid for me though?? "

I already put a bid in earlier on in the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A steak dinner and a bag of haribo's...

You can keep the haribo's, you're sweet enough without them

Fuck me I nearly fell off me chair then... Wow was that actually a really nice comment you made then.... "

You should have fallen off, then you'd have been the perfect position for your opening request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pahhh.. im left on the shelf.. *grumbles*

I'm happy to offer you a hand off that Sassy- after that we can negotiate anything extra you fancy

surely u have to bid for me though??

I already put a bid in earlier on in the thread "

lol just seen it.. toy sing a long microphone. i do enjoy singing

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Im gonna go for a different angle....who can i tempt with a half eaten cadburys oreo bar, a milka daime bar, a pair of religious calvin kleins and my left over banana from my bait?

Surely ill be fighting people off with a stick, which i can throw in as well?

Never tried Oreo's, I like Calvin's but banana's make me puke.

Sorry I'm out...

I feel like im on dragons den, how about i make a counter offer of the half eaten oreo bar, two pairs of holy calvins and a high five afterwards? "

Deal! Don't leave me hanging though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of Quavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im gonna go for a different angle....who can i tempt with a half eaten cadburys oreo bar, a milka daime bar, a pair of religious calvin kleins and my left over banana from my bait?

Surely ill be fighting people off with a stick, which i can throw in as well?

Never tried Oreo's, I like Calvin's but banana's make me puke.

Sorry I'm out...

I feel like im on dragons den, how about i make a counter offer of the half eaten oreo bar, two pairs of holy calvins and a high five afterwards?

Deal! Don't leave me hanging though..."

Yes! We have a deal!! Just seen on your status... What rhymes with hug me? Ive come to the conclusion it has to be tug me! I live the song but that lyric drives me crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer:

Funky some boobs covered in edible glitter,

Ryan a play with my happy meal toy

& Obi some more skewers!

However - i do have half a chocolate cake (with chocolate toppings!) and my giant lollipop up for auction . . .

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