FabSwingers.com forum: Too Tight and Juicy..........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

So sad. Men tell me this all the time. Women ask me how to achieve the same.

How tight should a vag be ? Is it normal to carry a hanky for it ?

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By *ourpornfixMan
2 days ago

East Cheshire

Would that be a vanky?

Tight it may be, but if you can spit a sprog out of it, you can suck a cock into it...

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 days ago

inverarary

Juicy is always good esp for a tight one

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

Well the average vagina is one Pringle tube wide so you're clearly doing something right. Kegels? Moon rituals? Blood sacrifices?

I'd really like to be cotton bud tight by Christmas.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

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If I can get my little finger in, knuckle deep.. it's too loose.

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By *astManOnEarthMan
2 days ago

nowhere

If it's tight and grips us we cum to quick.

Looser is better for longer sessions

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

" Is it normal to carry a hanky for it ?"

Just use a sanitary pad

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By *ookieMonsterMan
2 days ago

B’stoke

What happened to the era of going in dry regardless of size !! Come on lads !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

So much good advice. The people of FAB are so wonderful.

I'm setting up a vanky site right now!

If someone can think up a slogan that'd be FAB too.........

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By *lectrictouchMan
2 days ago

inverarary

"If it's tight and grips us we cum to quick.

Looser is better for longer sessions "

You speak for yourself there

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

Fanny vanky it's not wanky

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

"If I can get my little finger in, knuckle deep.. it's too loose. "

Lube up your knuckles and you can test mine?

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

"So much good advice. The people of FAB are so wonderful.

I'm setting up a vanky site right now!

If someone can think up a slogan that'd be FAB too........."

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
2 days ago

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"If I can get my little finger in, knuckle deep.. it's too loose.

Lube up your knuckles and you can test mine?"

Happily 😁

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

"If I can get my little finger in, knuckle deep.. it's too loose.

Lube up your knuckles and you can test mine?

Happily 😁"

Do you walk away if you get knuckle deep? Or does it become too much when the elbow slips in? Asking for a friend…

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By *Effy-Woman
2 days ago

Scotland

If sticking a finger in doesn't bring a tear to your eye, it's far too loose.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?"

Polite name for a vag rag or cunt cloth

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?

Polite name for a vag rag or cunt cloth "

Erm... what's a vag rag?

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By *TheBadBishopMan
2 days ago

Hertford

Vanks for the memories

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By *en BaylissMan
2 days ago

leeds usually but sometimes ncl

Sounds like a fun challenge

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?

Polite name for a vag rag or cunt cloth

Erm... what's a vag rag?"

So pleased I’m not alone…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

Erm... what's a vag rag?"

Feminine hygiene product

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Vanks for the memories "

One for the vank bank

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?

Polite name for a vag rag or cunt cloth

Erm... what's a vag rag?

So pleased I’m not alone…"

Might be a generational thing. Or we're dirty harlots. Probably the latter.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
2 days ago

Cumbria

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?

Polite name for a vag rag or cunt cloth

Erm... what's a vag rag?

So pleased I’m not alone…

Might be a generational thing. Or we're dirty harlots. Probably the latter."

Couldn’t imagine a nicer harlot to be dirty with. Filthy bitches together 😘

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster

Carry a vanky for hanky panky

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

That’s why you go in the stink instead of pink if it’s too tight surely. No

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By *aphunterMan
2 days ago

horsham

"So much good advice. The people of FAB are so wonderful.

I'm setting up a vanky site right now!

If someone can think up a slogan that'd be FAB too........."

“Vanky it ain’t no Hanky”

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 days ago

Bedfuck

"So sad. Men tell me this all the time. Women ask me how to achieve the same.

How tight should a vag be ? Is it normal to carry a hanky for it ?"

It should be tighter than a ducks ass.

According to government stipulation.

Or your liable to VAT. Vag Anal Tax.

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By *aphunterMan
2 days ago

horsham

"So sad. Men tell me this all the time. Women ask me how to achieve the same.

How tight should a vag be ? Is it normal to carry a hanky for it ?

It should be tighter than a ducks ass.

According to government stipulation.

Or your liable to VAT. Vag Anal Tax."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"So much good advice. The people of FAB are so wonderful.

I'm setting up a vanky site right now!

If someone can think up a slogan that'd be FAB too.........

What is a Vanky site? Vanity Hanky?"

A Vanky site is only for those who read every post

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Sounds like a fun challenge "

A clunge challenge ?

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By *ino200Man
2 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"So sad. Men tell me this all the time. Women ask me how to achieve the same.

How tight should a vag be ? Is it normal to carry a hanky for it ?"
A wanky hanky?

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By *iver78Man
2 days ago

barton upon humber

Not to tight and not to loose lol , believe it or not there are some really tight ones put there which makes certain positions uncomfortable, on the flip there are some really loose ones , which can be a challenge lol ,

Iv also discoverd it has nothing to do with body size or having kids !!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Sally you are really working hard this morning keep em coming..... ( oooer! )

Your first one won !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

Although Cunt Cloth did make me LOL

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

"Sally you are really working hard this morning keep em coming..... ( oooer! )

Your first one won !"

I'm doing my best today as I fear that from tomorrow I will rapidly go downhill as I turn 60.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sally you are really working hard this morning keep em coming..... ( oooer! )

Your first one won !

I'm doing my best today as I fear that from tomorrow I will rapidly go downhill as I turn 60. "

Oh you'll be brain dead for sure!

Have the very best of days tomorrow Sally. You share that day with so many famous people UK and Stateside and the one that makes me grin the most is DONALD TRUMP!

Will you be partying together ?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

"You share that day with so many famous people UK and Stateside and the one that makes me grin the most is DONALD TRUMP!

Will you be partying together ?"

Sadly not as he finds me too tight and juicy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless."

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there"

I doubt most could.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there

I doubt most could."

Well I was lying .....

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet

I like my veg to be ripe and fresh.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there

I doubt most could.

Well I was lying ..... "

I'd need to see evidence to believe it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
2 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there

I doubt most could.

Well I was lying .....

I'd need to see evidence to believe it."

I don't carry cash. Meet you at the bank!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

"Do the pound coin test. If it slides in the vag is loose. This is why the government wants us to go cashless.

If we in the truthful hour. I can't keep a 50p piece up there

I doubt most could.

Well I was lying .....

I'd need to see evidence to believe it.

I don't carry cash. Meet you at the bank!"

See you soon. If there's no cash available I identify as a coin. For research purposes.

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