FabSwingers.com forum: Carpet Munching

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have it on good authority that people who have latex allergies can be allergic to carpets....

Looks like I'll not be munching any more rugs then - shaven only ladies and gents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have it on good authority that people who have latex allergies can be allergic to carpets....

Looks like I'll not be munching any more rugs then - shaven only ladies and gents!"

They put latex in carpets???

Does that mean if you lube them up before floor sex you won't get carpet burns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some very strange reason this had made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For some very strange reason this had made me chuckle

It made me chuckle when a fellow forumite told me I couldn't eat carpets any more too!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im allergic to latex .. never had any trouble munching rugs though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some very strange reason this had made me chuckle

It made me chuckle when a fellow forumite told me I couldn't eat carpets any more too!"

Just posh shagpile and angorra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some very strange reason this had made me chuckle

It made me chuckle when a fellow forumite told me I couldn't eat carpets any more too!"

How many carpets / rugs have you eaten?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That might explain the sore knees after the last visit to my FB then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to bathroom to shave, dont want you having a reaction now rubes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to bathroom to shave, dont want you having a reaction now rubes

Haha - your reaction to it was brilliant - the pause before you realised what you'd said was amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to bathroom to shave, dont want you having a reaction now rubes

Haha - your reaction to it was brilliant - the pause before you realised what you'd said was amazing!"

It dawned on me as I was saying it,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to bathroom to shave, dont want you having a reaction now rubes

Haha - your reaction to it was brilliant - the pause before you realised what you'd said was amazing!

It dawned on me as I was saying it,

It was almost poetic! Haha

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