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By *obilebottom OP   Man
5 hours ago

All over

or indeed that is you .

1. Brahma: Massive, calm, and impressive but a gentle giant

2. Rhode Island Red: Hardy, confident, and productive with a bold, classic look.

3. Sussex: Friendly, handsome, and adaptable; a reliable all round favorite.

4. Leghorn: Sleek, energetic, and alert with a striking upright stance.

5. Orpington: Fluffy, calm, and regal and known for both beauty and temperament.

6. Marans: Robust and eye catching, with a proud presence and rich coloration.

7. Australorp: Glossy black, calm nature, and a strong, commanding appearance.

8. Wyandotte: a striking really sturdy build, and plenty of character.

9. Orpington: Big, fluffy, and dignified with a calm, confident presence.

10. Silkie: Unmistakably unique, a little teaser and full of charm.

12. Sultan: Elegant and extravagant, fit for royalty.

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By *innamon_flameWoman
5 hours ago

london

Better cock options than this site

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By *rightonsteveMan
5 hours ago

Hove, mainly…

I’m too chicken to play.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

If I were to compare myself to a chicken, I'd say I was of the Sussex breed.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 hours ago

Leeds

I'm an old boiler

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 hours ago

Leeds

I'm not a spring chicken

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By *athomMan
4 hours ago

South Coast

I’ll have to take the Orpington to see if they are so calm and regal when they realise their destination. 🍗🍗

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By *athomMan
4 hours ago

South Coast

Sorry misread , my belly talking

I’m more of ‘ foghorn ‘ Leghorn.

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
4 hours ago

Telford

8 sounds appealing I think

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By *ublin WandererMan
4 hours ago

Dublin


"I'm not a spring chicken"

Don't believe that for a second. I'm going 3

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By *lder budweiserMan
4 hours ago

Stirlingshire

Absolutely fowl thread

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
4 hours ago

Lancaster

Number 8 for me

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork


"or indeed that is you .

1. Brahma: Massive, calm, and impressive but a gentle giant

2. Rhode Island Red: Hardy, confident, and productive with a bold, classic look.

3. Sussex: Friendly, handsome, and adaptable; a reliable all round favorite.

4. Leghorn: Sleek, energetic, and alert with a striking upright stance.

5. Orpington: Fluffy, calm, and regal and known for both beauty and temperament.

6. Marans: Robust and eye catching, with a proud presence and rich coloration.

7. Australorp: Glossy black, calm nature, and a strong, commanding appearance.

8. Wyandotte: a striking really sturdy build, and plenty of character.

9. Orpington: Big, fluffy, and dignified with a calm, confident presence.

10. Silkie: Unmistakably unique, a little teaser and full of charm.

12. Sultan: Elegant and extravagant, fit for royalty.

"

Oh MB! You’re talking to my little poultry keeper heart!

1. They’re cute but fuck they’re boring

2. Have never owned, they’re pretty dull the ones I’ve seen

3. Cocks are honestly the meanest we’ve ever raised. Hens are lovely though

4. White egg layers, but prefer the cream legbar for their blue eggs and can see the chicks at hatch.

5. Honestly the cuddliest babies ever. The cocks won’t protect shit but they’ll run to you for a snuggle

6. Fucking lovely birds, male or female. Darkest brown eggs ever and lovely temperaments

7. Aloof crazy fuckers

8. Some of the prettiest little babies but very stand offish

9. See 5 you repeated this

10. Sentient dust bunnie. Zero intelligence, absolutely no self preservation or survival skills. Not waterproof, loves the rain.

11. I’m adding one in because you forgot. Serama, Teeny tiny little guys with the friendliest fuck off nature - if a honey badger was a chicken and wanted cuddles

12. If you ordered a Polish chicken from Temu, you’d get a sultan.

Submission for 9….. sebright. They look like a pencil drawing come to life. Friendly, loyal and perfectly proportioned

Sorry for entirely ignoring the theme of your thread but CHICKENS! 🐓

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By *he MinionMan
3 hours ago

Surrey

And there was me going to say i'm a 10.

Then read your version.

Yeah i'm still a 10 !

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 hours ago

All over


"or indeed that is you .

1. Brahma: Massive, calm, and impressive but a gentle giant

2. Rhode Island Red: Hardy, confident, and productive with a bold, classic look.

3. Sussex: Friendly, handsome, and adaptable; a reliable all round favorite.

4. Leghorn: Sleek, energetic, and alert with a striking upright stance.

5. Orpington: Fluffy, calm, and regal and known for both beauty and temperament.

6. Marans: Robust and eye catching, with a proud presence and rich coloration.

7. Australorp: Glossy black, calm nature, and a strong, commanding appearance.

8. Wyandotte: a striking really sturdy build, and plenty of character.

9. Orpington: Big, fluffy, and dignified with a calm, confident presence.

10. Silkie: Unmistakably unique, a little teaser and full of charm.

12. Sultan: Elegant and extravagant, fit for royalty.

Oh MB! You’re talking to my little poultry keeper heart!

1. They’re cute but fuck they’re boring

2. Have never owned, they’re pretty dull the ones I’ve seen

3. Cocks are honestly the meanest we’ve ever raised. Hens are lovely though

4. White egg layers, but prefer the cream legbar for their blue eggs and can see the chicks at hatch.

5. Honestly the cuddliest babies ever. The cocks won’t protect shit but they’ll run to you for a snuggle

6. Fucking lovely birds, male or female. Darkest brown eggs ever and lovely temperaments

7. Aloof crazy fuckers

8. Some of the prettiest little babies but very stand offish

9. See 5 you repeated this

10. Sentient dust bunnie. Zero intelligence, absolutely no self preservation or survival skills. Not waterproof, loves the rain.

11. I’m adding one in because you forgot. Serama, Teeny tiny little guys with the friendliest fuck off nature - if a honey badger was a chicken and wanted cuddles

12. If you ordered a Polish chicken from Temu, you’d get a sultan.

Submission for 9….. sebright. They look like a pencil drawing come to life. Friendly, loyal and perfectly proportioned

Sorry for entirely ignoring the theme of your thread but CHICKENS! 🐓 "

Amazing, made my day

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By *hinstrapMan
3 hours ago

sheffield

I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz "

Fun fact. Silkies have black skin and dark meat. They’re secretly goth

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By *ublin WandererMan
3 hours ago

Dublin


"I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz

Fun fact. Silkies have black skin and dark meat. They’re secretly goth"

Wealth of knowledge

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By *vaRoseWoman
3 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork


"I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz

Fun fact. Silkies have black skin and dark meat. They’re secretly goth

Wealth of knowledge "

MB unlocked my autism specialist subject 🤣

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By *ublin WandererMan
3 hours ago

Dublin


"I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz

Fun fact. Silkies have black skin and dark meat. They’re secretly goth

Wealth of knowledge

MB unlocked my autism specialist subject 🤣"

Wow... how did they manage to unblock such a unique subject that was perfe t for you. Now that must have got you excited this morning when you saw it 😅

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By *actile TensionMan
3 hours ago

Sussex

Sussex kinda fits

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By *hinstrapMan
3 hours ago

sheffield


"I'll take any can I have mine with rice or chips plz

Fun fact. Silkies have black skin and dark meat. They’re secretly goth"

Every day is a school day . Goth chicken. Well I never

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 minutes ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have eight rescued Warrens.

They’re such lovely, friendly creatures and are prolific egg layers.

So prolific in fact that the only trouble is, I’m literally having to give eggs to all my friends and neighbours to keep up with the production!

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By *EAT..85Woman
1 minute ago!

Nottingham

10 or 8 i think.

I used to keep pekin bantams. Floofy with cute bolshy personalities.

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