FabSwingers.com forum: Worst thing to happen during the moment?

By *outhLondonSmile OP Man
7 hours ago

London

Any funny story’s? I promise I won’t tell.. hah

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By *innamon_flameWoman
7 hours ago

london

I've witnessed a few "shitgasms" in my time. Where they come so hard they've followed through.

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By *iptonmalexxMan
7 hours ago

tipton

"I've witnessed a few "shitgasms" in my time. Where they come so hard they've followed through. "
the scene from train spotting springs to mind

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By *ilva69Man
7 hours ago

stockport

The customer came home unexpectedly

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By *igJFromSAMan
7 hours ago

Woking

Lube spilt on the club bed, cue slipping all over the place and having to stop because we both couldn't stop giggling 😅

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By *aretobareCouple
7 hours ago

Central Portugal

"I've witnessed a few "shitgasms" in my time. Where they come so hard they've followed through. "

Snap - unfortunately over brand new white company sheets

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By *aretobareCouple
7 hours ago

Central Portugal

"Lube spilt on the club bed, cue slipping all over the place and having to stop because we both couldn't stop giggling 😅"

We had a club meet where the girl we were playing with squirted so much we both slid clean off the beds

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 hours ago

Newport

I fell between 2 beds and cut my knees

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
6 hours ago

Telford

I fell head first into the jacuzzi whilst being bent over haha

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By *uonline69Man
5 hours ago

Saddleworth, UK

Knock on the hotel room. It was the Police but they got the wrong room.

We laughed but put us completely off the mood!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 hours ago

Leeds

We had a club meet where the girl we were playing with squirted so much we both slid clean off the beds "

Was her name Sue Nami ?

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By *homas400Man
5 hours ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Many years ago my girlfriend knelt on her finger during sex and broke it.

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By *enuine_J87Man
3 hours ago

Eastleigh

Cramp. Literally one of the worst things ever during a wild session… especially when it’s right as you are building up to your climax

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 hours ago

London

Doggy style with one knee bent. She came, I came, I pulled my hamstring. I moaned a lot more than usual. Her: This pussy is really good, huh?

😂

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By *ittle miss sunshineWoman
3 hours ago

south sheilds

With my ex I got a really bad back spasm and couldn't move we had to stop. I was very apologetic. It's never happened with anyone before or after....

Also same ex we were staying at a hotel and using a toy he accidentally hit the wrong spot and there was blood everywhere. Had to go to hospital and was In a lot of pain not nice pain either.

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By *ack_Hammer69Man
3 hours ago

City

Happy dog jumping on top of us because he wanted to be taken for a walk…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
3 hours ago

Paradise, Herts

Cramp. That’s all really. Unless we count when I was trying to be all sexy and stuff and flick my heel off and it went straight through the hotel balcony window.

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple
3 hours ago

North Somerset

A snapped banjo string - was a bloodbath.

Room service just walking in whilst we were having sex in the hot tub in the room.

The police knocking at the front door.

Obi

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 hours ago

South Wales

My dad randomly turned up at my house while we had a guy there xx 😄😄

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By *Effy-Woman
3 hours ago

Scotland

A watch got caught on one of my nipple piercings. I saw my life flash before my eyes 😭

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By *ino200Man
3 hours ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

The wife phones you are it on speaker ....accidentally

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By *ino200Man
3 hours ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"The wife phones you answer it on speaker ....accidentally

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
3 hours ago

Northumberland

Is there a character limit? I could be here all day listing things that have gone wrong... im starting to think my sex life should come with a health and safety disclaimer

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 hours ago

Nottingham

My shag partner dislocated his knee. Launched me away from him whilst yelling in distress. I had no idea what was going on and was quite distressed. He shoved it back into place and explained all once his pain calmed a little.

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By *outhLondonSmile OP Man
52 minutes ago

London

Thanks for the fun read

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By *ack_Hammer69Man
51 minutes ago

City

"My shag partner dislocated his knee. Launched me away from him whilst yelling in distress. I had no idea what was going on and was quite distressed. He shoved it back into place and explained all once his pain calmed a little."

I guess it’s possible that in the immediate moment you thought he’s just had the best orgasm of his life?

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By *asualConnectionsMan
50 minutes ago

bristol

When you're about to l crack and put on the pokemon theme tune for inspiration and encouragement and she gets dressed and leaves.... so selfish

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By *mf123Man
43 minutes ago

with one foot out the door

I got bummed by a bramble bush everytime i was gonna slurt

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
39 minutes ago

Swansea

My ex wife went to change positions and caught the side of her nose/face on a wooden frame. Ended up with a cracking black eye which got me lots of dirty looks when out together for the next few days

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
38 minutes ago

Swansea

"Cramp. That’s all really. Unless we count when I was trying to be all sexy and stuff and flick my heel off and it went straight through the hotel balcony window. "

This made me snort

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By *opman121Man
28 minutes ago

stoke on Trent

I was up in the bedroom with a married lady in her house she had the radio on loud and we was having sex then all of a sudden it went quiet not a sound shit my self thinking her hubby had come in lol turned out to be a power cut thew

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
25 minutes ago

Motherwell

Fell off the bed pulling the Venetian blinds down and banged his head on the radiator, another time fell off the then collapsing rocking chair and banged his head on the coffee table. Mx 👿

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By *lame2025TV/TS
23 minutes ago

cork

"Fell off the bed pulling the Venetian blinds down and banged his head on the radiator, another time fell off the then collapsing rocking chair and banged his head on the coffee table. Mx 👿"

more bubble wrap needed

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By *inkShyWoman
18 minutes ago

near Windsor

!! Not me!!!

A friend and her fella used a banana. For reasons no one knows they peeled it first. Hospital visit to remove said 🍌

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By *hank you sirMan
13 minutes ago

colchester

I have a funny story. I booked a private bondage dungeon for me and my wife a few years ago for a four hour session.

As my wife was getting ready there was a knock on the door and thinking it would be owner I answered it.

A very large, 60 plus year old man barged his way in with a very young, pretty woman and said "we're here for orgy".

It took me about 20 minutes to convince him that he had gotten the wrong night and that we weren't interested in swapping 🤣

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By *x_DresserTV/TS
10 minutes ago

Ivybridge

Banjo string with an ex, absolutely horrendous. Have also fallen backwards out of the shower and taken the shower curtain and pole with me

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