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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore. You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits. A peach or there not interested. Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush. Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. " Brilliant 😂😂 | |||
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore. You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits. A peach or there not interested. Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush. Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. " Lool your not wrong with some of this, why do we as meant want them tight but have the internal want to gape them it must be psychological | |||
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"Id settle for someone who's not batshit crazy, with perky tits "Well, fuck. Thats me out on both counts  | |||
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"Pretty sure there’s a whole speech in the Barbie movie about something similar xx 😘" Thats brilliant that one xx | |||
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"Id settle for someone who's not batshit crazy, with perky tits "See ⬆️ | |||
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"I don't know, TT. I just smile and the penises flock to me like flies on shit. " Oh you lucky girl! | |||
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"I don't know, TT. I just smile and the penises flock to me like flies on shit. Oh you lucky girl! " I know, right! Thank god for men and their lack of preferences 😍 | |||
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"I don't know, TT. I just smile and the penises flock to me like flies on shit. " That is quite a smile | |||
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u. Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!! 🤣 " | |||
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u. Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!! " This made me laugh xx 😄😄😄 | |||
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u. Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!! 🤣 " 
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"Then there are the differential demands, between those of us they'll queue up to fuck every day and the others, they'll walk down the aisle with and introduce to family "Yep. I agree | |||
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u. Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!! " Bit lazy not getting to at least 69 | |||
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross "Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee | |||
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" Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee" Yes, he had me up on a ramp and everything. He ticked off massive tits after a consultation with a colleague who said they were off the chart, but still counted. It was only when he got down to checking hole size that he failed me on a non-standard attachment  | |||
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross
Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee"Wtaf …. Was he mad ! ! | |||
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"I took the best of both and merged into the ultra Pokemon level supreme being .
Life is easy now "Lucky bitch. Hate ya 😘 | |||
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"I've now got a vision of some guy in a boiler suit with a clipboard and a pencil, looking at each of us in turn, ticking things off from that list as appropriate until he gets to a bit where he sucks air in through his teeth and marks a cross
Has that never happened to you Tina? It did on my last meet i only got 3 ticks out of 10 so he went home when hed finished his coffee
Wtaf …. Was he mad ! ! "Im joking darren, ive never been speed dating before 😘 | |||
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"We have to cook as well as fuck 🫣" Yes but not at same time so give us men credit for that ? | |||
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"We have to cook as well as fuck 🫣" Uber eats these days solve that issue | |||
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"I disagree OP. It would appear for many men on here, so long as you have a heartbeat, you'll do 🤭" You would | |||
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"It's difficult for women at clubs, all those men to choose from in their sandles and white socks smelling like they haven't washed in a week. What to do if they aprroach you...smile and nod along or tell them to go and have a wash." This is what i mean its just so hard for us as women. Those men have it so easy | |||
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"We have to cook as well as fuck 🫣 Yes but not at same time so give us men credit for that ? " I stand corrected ! | |||
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"Poor women😂" Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises | |||
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"We have to cook as well as fuck 🫣 Yes but not at same time so give us men credit for that ? I stand corrected !" And don’t forget the meat when we BBQ | |||
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"Given the number of men vs women on here I think its insane if guys are have are having those kind of tick lists. I'm just happy to get a reply, even a polite no. I'm not exactly Bradley Cooper myself so I'm certainly not going to worry about how hairy someone's pussy is, I dont care, I love a full bush, I love shaven and anything in between. Surely, especially as a guy on here someone who is up for a laugh and a bit horny is winning? It is for me" Women like when men have prefrences and aren't willing to fuck the first person that gives them attention. | |||
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"Men in emails: I'm going to rim you then we have anal and I make you squirt and then we do 67 positions and make a porno then we do dvp and dp and airtight then I cum like a horse and drown u. Men in person: OH GOD MY COCKS IN HER MOUTH!!!! " I would love the opportunity to have my cock in a womans mouth | |||
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"Poor women😂 Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises " Although, no woman understands manflu - worse than childbirth😳 | |||
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"Poor women😂 Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises Although, no woman understands manflu - worse than childbirth😳" Yeah i agree wholeheartedly with you there | |||
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"It's difficult for women at clubs, all those men to choose from in their sandles and white socks smelling like they haven't washed in a week. What to do if they aprroach you...smile and nod along or tell them to go and have a wash. This is what i mean its just so hard for us as women. Those men have it so easy" Exactly, turn up and wear a pair of boxers. No nails, lashes, hair and make and a new playsuit for them. X | |||
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"The irony is those with the most conflicting requirements are often bringing the least to the picnic "I only came to say this! | |||
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"The irony is those with the most conflicting requirements are often bringing the least to the picnic
I only came to say this!"We didn’t finish our picnic! | |||
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"Poor women😂 Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises " I’m can offer a shoulder to cry on …. I may even offer other parts of the body too if you are not cooking and passed my ticklist… | |||
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"Poor women😂 Thankyou! Finally someone sympathises Although, no woman understands manflu - worse than childbirth😳 Yeah i agree wholeheartedly with you there " And… the male menopause! It’s not easy getting into leather trousers! | |||
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"I took the best of both and merged into the ultra Pokemon level supreme being .
Life is easy now "is this like Twins where you are Arnie, but there is a Danny Di Vito offsetting your supremeness ? | |||
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"I disagree OP. It would appear for many men on here, so long as you have a heartbeat, you'll do 🤭 You would " You know I would ? | |||
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"I'm sure you have a point OP It is difficult for us men too Some women want girth and some want length, many want both Be clean shaven Be over 5ft 10in Have hair, not bald The realism of it all is that everyone has preferences but some are prepared to compromise them just to get laid...." Theres another thread for the men to whinge let us women moan in peace 😘 | |||
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"I disagree OP. It would appear for many men on here, so long as you have a heartbeat, you'll do 🤭 You would You know I would ? "Yea. Ive seen your ticklist. | |||
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"I disagree OP. It would appear for many men on here, so long as you have a heartbeat, you'll do 🤭 You would You know I would ?
Yea. Ive seen your ticklist."I'm still waiting for yours | |||
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"I'm sure you have a point OP It is difficult for us men too Some women want girth and some want length, many want both Be clean shaven Be over 5ft 10in Have hair, not bald The realism of it all is that everyone has preferences but some are prepared to compromise them just to get laid.... Theres another thread for the men to whinge let us women moan in peace 😘" Women don’t moan …. They get even …. !! Quietly subtly but ruthlessly even | |||
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore. " 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Id settle for someone who's not batshit crazy, with perky tits "You make it sound like all women are batshit crazy. | |||
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"I took the best of both and merged into the ultra Pokemon level supreme being .
Life is easy now "Mewtwo? | |||
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore. You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits. A peach or there not interested. Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush. Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. " Aawwwww do you want me to give you some profile tips? Dont give up OP x more effort equals results babe! 🤣🤣 Mrs x | |||
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"Men want you to have tiny holes but then want to gape them so their not tiny anymore. You have to be a hotwife or a unicorn or some other type of animal You have to have massive tits or tiny perky tits. A peach or there not interested. Have a bush or no bush - no inbetween more points if its a red bush. Might delete this - no point- messagess never get read had enough. " As long as you are nice and there's some kinda attraction Nothing really bothers most guys(saying this as a guy) 😂 I think you forgot about body art(tattoos and piercings) | |||
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"Id settle for someone who's not batshit crazy, with perky tits
You make it sound like all women are batshit crazy."Ah im only talking shite | |||
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