FabSwingers.com forum: How difficult it is to be a man

By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

Women on fab can wear sexy underwear showing everything and attacks a man. What does a man have to do. No cock pictures for one. Clean shaven no facial hair. Or lots of facial hair. Don't show anyone anything of your self and cover up in the suit preferably a three piece suit to hide yourself behind. The the sexy look is catalogue model and women just need a beautiful smile on. Am I right ? 😂

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By *igladAndLulahCouple
4 hours ago

South East

Nope, you’re wrong

Being able to hold a conversation, have a great personality and not being a dick are far bigger qualities than having catalog model looks

Having a nice cock does help though lol

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm out.

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By *offiacoolWoman
4 hours ago

Alsager

Maybe one more than a chin and a hand would be a good start 😊

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 hours ago

funky town

No. Your not.

I see multiple male profiles that say, athletic only build, petite ladies only, dont like larger ladies etc.

Shaved/not shaved.

The issue is theres a higher ratio of men to women on this site so it will seem there are more women doing it.

Oh and it seems "some men" are more likely than women to let there preferences slip if they think there gunna get there end away.

"Not all men"

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By *Effy-Woman
4 hours ago

Scotland

Or! Here me out. You could just be yourself.

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By *offiacoolWoman
4 hours ago

Alsager

Oh, and I don't bite unless you ask is viewed a bit cringey on here.

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By *007ManMan
4 hours ago

Worthing

A woman can be stunning to look at but if there is no chat, what's the point?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
4 hours ago

Manchester-ish

"Women on fab can wear sexy underwear showing everything and attacks a man. What does a man have to do. No cock pictures for one. Clean shaven no facial hair. Or lots of facial hair. Don't show anyone anything of your self and cover up in the suit preferably a three piece suit to hide yourself behind. The the sexy look is catalogue model and women just need a beautiful smile on. Am I right ? 😂"

Parklife

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 hours ago

London

You can wear sexy underwear if you want to, OP! Go for it!

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By *eroLondonMan
4 hours ago

Mayfair

They fail at the final hurdle, dear chap: the perfect cologne. Many a man, knight, cavalier and dandy hath failed to secure the most gripping of scents.

Overcome this and you can capitulate any free thinking woman.

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

Says the headless woman 😂

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By *oah8714Man
4 hours ago

Bournemouth

Well for me it's age, some people don't read my profile. There's look at my age And ignore me hey ho, such is life

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By *irefly75Man
4 hours ago

nearby

There are shallow demanding people in all categories, men, women, couples tv/ts. I've messaged after ticking every demand box on their profile and been blocked instantly. Be yourself whoever you are and dont waste your energy on these people. If im not for them, I dont want them x g x

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

Love the answer, started singing 😀

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By *acavityMan
4 hours ago

Redditch

"Or! Here me out. You could just be yourself.

Quite right.

I’m a chunky monkey, 53, but can pass for 52 in bad light, and still get approached.

Photos are a mix from naked (sorry) to suited and booted for a wedding.

Seems to work

Or maybe it’s that I managed to write a reasonable bio (not that anyone reads it)

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By *ou only live onceMan
4 hours ago

London

"They fail at the final hurdle, dear chap: the perfect cologne. Many a man, knight, cavalier and dandy hath failed to secure the most gripping of scents.

Overcome this and you can capitulate any free thinking woman."

He's going to try and sell you some knock-off Halfeti, OP. Don't fall for it!

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By *eroLondonMan
4 hours ago

Mayfair

"They fail at the final hurdle, dear chap: the perfect cologne. Many a man, knight, cavalier and dandy hath failed to secure the most gripping of scents.

Overcome this and you can capitulate any free thinking woman.

He's going to try and sell you some knock-off Halfeti, OP. Don't fall for it!"

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

I could talk all night. Unfortunately it's to myself right now 😂

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

"No. Your not.

I see multiple male profiles that say, athletic only build, petite ladies only, dont like larger ladies etc.

Shaved/not shaved.

The issue is theres a higher ratio of men to women on this site so it will seem there are more women doing it.

Oh and it seems "some men" are more likely than women to let there preferences slip if they think there gunna get there end away.

"Not all men""

Not me hell chance would be a go one thing.

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

It's all I am just a guy nothing special.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

Why is your profile picture Philip Norman, a celebrated English author and biographer?

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By *hickthighs26Woman
4 hours ago

funky town

"OP

Why is your profile picture Philip Norman, a celebrated English author and biographer?"

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By *ullofherdreamsMan
4 hours ago

Liverpool

"OP

Why is your profile picture Philip Norman, a celebrated English author and biographer?"

Clearly he's Norman's long lost brother

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
4 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

"OP

Why is your profile picture Philip Norman, a celebrated English author and biographer?

Clearly he's Norman's long lost brother

Norman

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By *ullofherdreamsMan
4 hours ago

Liverpool

Anyway the real question is who verified him? Hahaha

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

For a start it's me second am Scottish.

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By *ullofherdreamsMan
4 hours ago

Liverpool

And did they get an autograph?

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

Been on and off here for more years than I can remember.

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
4 hours ago

Lancaster

"OP

Why is your profile picture Philip Norman, a celebrated English author and biographer?

Clearly he's Norman's long lost brother

Norbet

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By *ino200Man
4 hours ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

I dont have to do anything i am a man

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 hours ago

Chichester

I took my manliness and tweaked it to become a peak specimen

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By *irefly75Man
4 hours ago

nearby

"I took my manliness and tweaked it to become a peak specimen

I try and deposit sone of my manliness as often as I can

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

"For a start it's me second am Scottish. "

Not convinced

He's 83 lol

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By *eat62 OP Man
4 hours ago

Falkirk

Typical Liverpool... good job you can text so we can try to deciver what your trying to say.

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
4 hours ago

Slough

"I dont have to do anything i am a man

This, but flip side of the coin in my case is it's somewhat difficult to take seriously when my arsehole is prepped to ensure pristine clean bussy, shaved smooth all over, wig, makeup, Pleaser Flamingo kinky boots, dolled up looking like a cheap SLUT ready to service big clean dicks like a practiced whore...!

😜🤣🤣🤣

Luv it, "simply being" is all that matters...!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
4 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Typical Liverpool... good job you can text so we can try to deciver what your trying to say. "

Also, an author would be able to spell deceiver and you're

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
4 hours ago

Prestwich

Stop blaming women for not wanting to fuck you. Work on yourself.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 hours ago

Carlisle usually

I'm still trying to work out what the difficulty is in the first post 💜

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
4 hours ago

Southern England

Believe it or not, women are similar to men in the fact that everyone has a different preference to everyone else. The issue is the ratio of men to ladies on this site, so the ladies have a better option and can be a bit more choosy than men. Hope that helps.

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By *imitededition123Man
3 hours ago

Swindon

I don't think it's difficult to be a man on here. It's about expectations and understanding why you are truly here Vs what the site is actually for.

People are varied and will have different preferences and are entitled to express them. I prefer people to say openly what they like and don't like.

Be respectful, patient and politely honest with everyone and see what happens.

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By *eat62 OP Man
3 hours ago

Falkirk

"Stop blaming women for not wanting to fuck you. Work on yourself."

Get a life son. You sound like you have a problem.

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By *inkShyWoman
3 hours ago

near Windsor

You couldn't be more wrong, tbh.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
3 hours ago

Niche

" Am I right ? 😂"

Anyone can have a rant.

Doesn't make it fact.

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By *oaded101Man
3 hours ago

Daventry

Its the catch 22 no meet veri = no meet. Or you're a white genuine single guy. Anyway nothing much seams tk happen on this site so I doubt you're missing out on too much .

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan
3 hours ago

"Or! Here me out. You could just be yourself.

Don’t tell everyone else the secret answer.

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By *WB85Man
3 hours ago

Staffordshire

People spent to much time trying to be what they think ladies want, instead of just being themselves.

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By *irefly75Man
3 hours ago

nearby

I dont these posts age well and I get that we all get a bit down when we're not having the times we expected. Be yourself, dont be a dick, set realistic expectations and get what you can out of this and everything else. Continuously tweak your profile, and who and how you message. It'll come and so will you. Not a fan of the original post but I genuinely hope it was out of frustrstion than actual opinion and i wish you the best.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 hours ago

North East Lincolnshire

If you are honest in your profile about what you’re looking for then you’ll find your people.

But then once you’ve found them then your profile needs to stand out.

Don’t waste time on people who are looking for something you aren’t.

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By *issmorganWoman
2 hours ago

Calderdale innit

Nope. Be yourself, have a good profile with a mix of pics and a good indication of what you offer meets and are looking for.

My other half was a single male here when we met ten years ago. He did ok, but went to clubs and socials and was easy to have a conversation with too.

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By *dstefiMan
2 hours ago

Solihull

"Or! Here me out. You could just be yourself.

Works for me! I know what I am isn't for everybody and I don't mind that. I also know that how I present often leads people to make incorrect assumptions and I don't mind that either.

People often mistake hookup sites for the jeweller where everything's shiny and nice and on sale, whereas the reality is it's like panning for gold: lots of sludge and dross but super exciting when you get lucky.

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By *offiacoolWoman
2 hours ago

Alsager

"Says the headless woman 😂"

If this was a reply to me, I am not the one opening a thread bleating about not getting any interest from women. I am not meeting, so photographs are not relevant on my profile. You asked for advice, I offered some from the perspective of your target audience.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 hours ago

Reading

"Nope, you’re wrong

Being able to hold a conversation, have a great personality and not being a dick are far bigger qualities than having catalog model looks

Having a nice cock does help though lol"

Any day!

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By *hat.coupleCouple
2 hours ago

Kent

"Says the headless woman 😂

Never bite the hand that feeds you, its poor form.

Mrs x

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By *offiacoolWoman
1 hour ago

Alsager

"Says the headless woman 😂

Never bite the hand that feeds you, its poor form.

Mrs x"

I even got the honor of a private message and photos. What joy

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By *eat62 OP Man
26 minutes ago

Falkirk

Again making posting your own weak argument. You so wrong. No wonder you don't meet people on here and just criticise others.

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By *dstefiMan
23 minutes ago

Solihull

OP you're hardly living up to the person you're attempting to present in your profile. Pretty much the opposite really.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
21 minutes ago

Winchester

Just be yourself, be polite and engaging. You can't be all things to all women. Respect their choices and if you're not what they are looking for, move on.

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By *dstefiMan
19 minutes ago

Solihull

"Just be yourself, be polite and engaging. You can't be all things to all women. Respect their choices and if you're not what they are looking for, move on."

He is, in his profile! He's not really like this snarky forum post at all, believe him!

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By *evilinDavina1Man
18 minutes ago

Bristol

Parklife"

🤣🤣

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By *innamon_flameWoman
15 minutes ago

london

Women in catalogues have to be flawlessly beautiful whereas the men just need to possess a head and some limbs

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By *artorialMan
13 minutes ago

weymouth

It's terrible isn't it, really don't know how I cope - oh yes I do by not bothering what others think just focusing on what I think about me

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By *rFireyMan
7 minutes ago

surrey

I find that I chat for ages with couples, only to be ignored when I suggest a social.

It's a bit strange. I'm clearly doing something wrong.

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By *lim_funMan
6 minutes ago

Hebden bridge

It's difficult being a human. Stop acting like a lil bitch or double down and get a dungeon dom

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