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"They have better legs than me " I can't think of a reason i wouldn't | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't " His beard his better than mine Mrs  | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs "The meters running  | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs "I'm busy.. Shaving me chest! | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs
I'm busy.. Shaving me chest! "She stole my razor | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs
I'm busy.. Shaving me chest! "Shes busy with the boyfriend and the hubby! | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs
I'm busy.. Shaving me chest!
Shes busy with the boyfriend and the hubby!"I can't compete with your lingerie collection! | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs
I'm busy.. Shaving me chest!
Shes busy with the boyfriend and the hubby!"Id prefer her to sit on my face | |||
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"They have better legs than me I can't think of a reason i wouldn't His beard his better than mine Mrs "🤗 | |||
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"I’ve just eaten dinner and I’m tired xx 😘 " I'd fuck you but I stubbed my toe and lost all feeling in my body | |||
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"Just had a big Sunday roast full of potatoes " There’s a cheese board to finish… | |||
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"There isnt anywhere safe to lock up his bicycle " Your name is too difficult to scream out during sex | |||
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"Easily distracted " They blocked me. There goes my pegging MFtv fantasy | |||
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"Easily distracted They blocked me. There goes my pegging MFtv fantasy" I don’t have any bedsheets on… | |||
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"Easily distracted They blocked me. There goes my pegging MFtv fantasy I don’t have any bedsheets on… " My foofs on strike | |||
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"I like my men weird." She won’t let me bite my upper lip fir her 😂 | |||
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"I like my men weird. She won’t let me bite my upper lip fir her 😂" He doesnt fancy one today | |||
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"I like my men weird. She won’t let me bite my upper lip fir her 😂 He doesnt fancy one today" Wayyyyy too tall | |||
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"I left the iron on" My diaphragm is moth eaten | |||
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"Shes got my outfit on" He's not wearing his outfit | |||
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"Shes got my outfit on He's not wearing his outfit" But u would kill me (actually if it's u is that a bad thing) | |||
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" But u would kill me (actually if it's u is that a bad thing)" He no longer wants to live | |||
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"I dont do Minions He wears odd socks" The walk down the hallway is too far. | |||
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"I dont do Minions He wears odd socks The walk down the hallway is too far. " He travelled down the hotel hallway on a unicycle and in lycra. | |||
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"I’m drinking tea and I don’t want it to go cold xx 😘 " I'd get suffocated by them tits (is that such a bad thing) | |||
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"the bell on the bike was used to receive attention during the riding " He's a bell ringer | |||
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"the bell on the bike was used to receive attention during the riding He's a bell ringer" I had garlic recently | |||
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"the bell on the bike was used to receive attention during the riding He's a bell ringer I had garlic recently " I've just brushed my teeth | |||
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"His breath stinks" He has been sniffing around bikers | |||
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"His breath stinks He has been sniffing around bikers" She’s the Norse goddess of love , so too posh for me | |||
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"Allergic to blue underwear, sorry" I chipped a nail on your chiselled abs 😬 E | |||
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"I have just polished my helmet and I don't want to get it wet" Can’t find his secret hideaway 🤷♂️ | |||
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"He's lost" She’s a spy for Darth Vader | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 21:46:59] ^^ ^^"Lives too far away from me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 21:46:59] ^^ ^^
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 21:46:59] ^^ ^^
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I'm not local "I won't be at the hotel 8th 9th June | |||
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I'm not local
Shame to young for me sorry
I won't be at the hotel 8th 9th June" | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa" A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above " probably in need of one tbh | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above probably in need of one tbh" I'm in love with mocha. It wouldn't work out. | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above probably in need of one tbh I'm in love with mocha. It wouldn't work out." I’m scared of spiders | |||
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"He's sweaty " I'd take a shower for you, or with you. | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you." My condom is out of date | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you. My condom is out of date" I have a pack of 100 | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you. My condom is out of date" Her boobies are too juicy | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you. My condom is out of date Her boobies are too juicy "You're a bloke 🤷🏼 | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you. My condom is out of date Her boobies are too juicy "I'm straight and this town ain't big enough for two belting pfp's | |||
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"He's sweaty I'd take a shower for you, or with you. My condom is out of date Her boobies are too juicy
You're a bloke 🤷🏼"He's trying to escape out the window | |||
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"But I’d have to wipe all that juice out of my beard! " He's a squirrell | |||
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"But I’d have to wipe all that juice out of my beard! He's a squirrell " I’m waiting for my Amazon delivery | |||
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"But I’d have to wipe all that juice out of my beard! He's a squirrell " She doesn't like my lips bite as I orgasm | |||
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"But I’d have to wipe all that juice out of my beard! He's a squirrell She doesn't like my lips bite as I orgasm" His hair is thicker than mine. | |||
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"I'm washing my chest hair " I got side tracked jet washing his chest hair. Or rather, he kicked up a bit of a fuss, asking what I was doing in his bathroom and how I'd found him and how come the jet washer wasn't plugged in and it smelt like cum | |||
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"I'm washing my chest hair I got side tracked jet washing his chest hair. Or rather, he kicked up a bit of a fuss, asking what I was doing in his bathroom and how I'd found him and how come the jet washer wasn't plugged in and it smelt like cum "My dick would get lost in those tits and never come out. | |||
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"I'm washing my chest hair I got side tracked jet washing his chest hair. Or rather, he kicked up a bit of a fuss, asking what I was doing in his bathroom and how I'd found him and how come the jet washer wasn't plugged in and it smelt like cum "I can only fuck someone with smaller boobs then mine | |||
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"I'm washing my chest hair I got side tracked jet washing his chest hair. Or rather, he kicked up a bit of a fuss, asking what I was doing in his bathroom and how I'd found him and how come the jet washer wasn't plugged in and it smelt like cum
I can only fuck someone with smaller boobs then mine"I’d fuck you but I’m outside your age preference | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage" He hasn't got an appendage | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage He hasn't got an appendage" Id dissapoint you | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage He hasn't got an appendage Id dissapoint you " She scares me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage He hasn't got an appendage Id dissapoint you She scares me "She lives in a galaxy far far away | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage He hasn't got an appendage Id dissapoint you She scares me "You have generally great taste and you might turn me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 22:33:18] You removed my appendage He hasn't got an appendage Id dissapoint you She scares me
I'm not in to sci-fi "He faster than the human eye | |||
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He's in blue. I'm in black and white. It's not meant to be.
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"He is currently protecting the New york friendly neighbourhood " He's a Jester, but not from Leicester and so I don't know what his cue control is like or if he can get the tricky brown | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above probably in need of one tbh" Always one behind the bar for you if you need to chat mate! | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above probably in need of one tbh Always one behind the bar for you if you need to chat mate!" The audience said no | |||
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"Because she's only doing social meets at the mo .. cuppa and natter instead Because i haven't had a cuppa A pint seems more appropriate for the good gent above probably in need of one tbh Always one behind the bar for you if you need to chat mate! The audience said no" I asked ChatGPT and it suggested something else instead. | |||
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"I don't have the lung capacity " I've just eaten garlic | |||
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"I don't have the lung capacity I've just eaten garlic" I don't like garlic | |||
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"I don't have the lung capacity I've just eaten garlic I don't like garlic" Can't trust non garlic eaters - could be a vampire | |||
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"I don't have the lung capacity I've just eaten garlic I don't like garlic" I might slip over on your puddle | |||
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"Because he wouldn't let me blow his Bagpipes" You sure about that 😜 | |||
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"Because he wouldn't let me blow his Bagpipes You sure about that 😜" His bum glows when it gets dark… | |||
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"Because he wouldn't let me blow his Bagpipes You sure about that 😜 His bum glows when it gets dark… " Its not fanciest superpower but I'll take it lol | |||
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"Because he wouldn't let me blow his Bagpipes You sure about that 😜 His bum glows when it gets dark… Its not fanciest superpower but I'll take it lol " He's suspected of being the Ghost Pirate LeChuck | |||
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"Id fuck you but my penis would fall off and melt into a pool of lava" I pulled your finger. | |||
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"I wouldn't have the stamina 😜" I'm definitely a Southerner. | |||
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"I’m stuck in work all afternoon xx 😘 " My dog has just had puppies | |||
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"I live in a galaxy far far away…" I've been sent to Coventry | |||
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"We can’t speak xx 😄" Trappist monks are a turn off | |||
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"I’m eating my bacon roll " It's MY bacon roll, and I'm angry about it being nicked. | |||
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"I’m eating my bacon roll It's MY bacon roll, and I'm angry about it being nicked." Gets too hangry about their food | |||
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"I’m eating my bacon roll It's MY bacon roll, and I'm angry about it being nicked. Gets too hangry about their food " Your jeans appear to be stuck on. | |||
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"You're too normal, man." The coffee and tea is always better 😁 | |||
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"He'd expect me to do more than just lie there" Can’t think of a good reason……xx 😉 | |||
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"He'd expect me to do more than just lie there Can’t think of a good reason……xx 😉" Too far away atm | |||
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"He'd expect me to do more than just lie there Can’t think of a good reason……xx 😉" Well neither can I. Funny how that works 😉 | |||
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"He'd expect me to do more than just lie there Can’t think of a good reason……xx 😉 Well neither can I. Funny how that works 😉" I don’t like beans. | |||
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"He'd expect me to do more than just lie there Can’t think of a good reason……xx 😉 Well neither can I. Funny how that works 😉 I don’t like beans. " To normal! | |||
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"They have better legs than me " I go in a trance as soon as I glimpse your tits. | |||
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"They have better legs than me I go in a trance as soon as I glimpse your tits." He doesnt know how to play the game | |||
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"They have better legs than me I go in a trance as soon as I glimpse your tits. He doesnt know how to play the game" I'm busy getting the sand off my ass | |||
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"More of a whiskey man myself🤣" I’m scared of bears 🐻 | |||
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"More of a whiskey man myself🤣 I’m scared of bears 🐻 " I'd fuck you but I've got a bone in my leg, so cant 🤷🏼♀️ Mrs x | |||
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