FabSwingers.com forum: Famous lines from TV commercials

By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

You do the shake n vac and put the freshness back.

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By *innamon_flameWoman
2 days ago

london

DR Pepper so misunderstood

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

You know when you’ve been Tango’d

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By *umbleweed.Man
2 days ago

Naas

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

Loreal,your worth it

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

Your to do list

Accrington Stanley, who are they?...Exactly! ✨️

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

Have you had your weetabix

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By *oxy4youTV/TS
2 days ago

Shoreham by sea

Flakiest , crumbliest chocolate

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By *rdenites2Couple
2 days ago

Leicestershire

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

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By *Dee2020Couple
2 days ago

Liverpool

Gillette the best a man can get

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

Yokies! Not for girls

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By *luebell888Woman
2 days ago

Glasgowish

All because, the lady loves Milk Tray.

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By *vaRoseWoman
2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Just do it

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
2 days ago

Newtownabbey

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH

Um Bongo they drink it on the congo

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By *zeroMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

You buy one you get one free

I said you buy one you get one free!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts/Leeds

Bang! And the dirt is gone.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Trust me, it's free fitting!

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

Your to do list

Take it easy with Cadbury's Caramel ✨️

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

Ariston.. and on.. and on...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Brum

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

I love carpets me

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

*click... Ahhhhhhhh.*

Guess the commercial

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By *hisIsMe58Man
2 days ago

Winchester

Let your fingers do the walking.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
2 days ago

Round the Bend

The Esso sign means happy motoring

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
2 days ago

Your to do list

The red car and the blue car had a race ✨️

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

Always remember the green cross code

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

I often wonder what the lad is doing now, who was in the 'Don't fly kites near power lines, you bellend'.

Bzzzztttt

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 days ago

Eastleigh

You ate my noodle! (I will be surprised if people know that)

I’m wasting away

Daddy or chips

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham

I'd climb a mountain for a bag of Tudor Crisps6

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

Im here for my 11.30.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
2 days ago

preston

Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

You need butter milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw

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By *allum2222Man
2 days ago

horley

Kia-ora to orangey for crows

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Washing machines live longer with Calgon!

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Only smarties have the answer

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Peperami, it's a bit of an animal

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By *lueDressWoman
2 days ago

Bath Somerset

KFC Finger Lickin' Good

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By *rdenites2Couple
2 days ago

Leicestershire

I’m a secret lemonade drinker.

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By *amsevenMan
2 days ago

cork

Sally O Brien and the way she might look at you

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By *ayBee95Man
2 days ago

Thetford

Belly's gonna get ya

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By *innamon_flameWoman
2 days ago

london

The slag of all snacks

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By *anielandSKCouple
2 days ago

Oxfordshire

Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH

Papa.. Nicole..

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By *rthur30Man
2 days ago

Warrington

Made from triangular chocolate

From triangular trees

And triangular honey

From triangular bees

And oh! Mr Confectioner, please

Give me Toblerone.

You got an -ology

Texan. Sure is a mighty chew!

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

1001 cleans a big, big carpet

For less than half a crown.

Beer at home means Davenports.

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By *aked beachMan
2 days ago

Just A Stranger In A Strange Land.

That’s ’andy ‘Arry, stick it in the oven

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By *ack and MiriCouple
2 days ago

Portsmouth

There's a moose loose about this house

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 days ago

pink panther territory

For mash get smash

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
2 days ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Everyone's a fruit and nut case.

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By *ack and MiriCouple
2 days ago

Portsmouth

The milkybar kid is strong and tough, And only the best is good enough, Creamy milk a whiter bar, The good taste that's in milkybar.

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 days ago

Solihull and Romford

'Have you a book entitled Fly Fishing by an author named ‘J. R. Hartley?' - Yellow Pages.

Cadbury Caramel....dat was some sexy wabbit jus sayin.

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By *ingleguy50Man
2 days ago

birmingham

"DR Pepper so misunderstood "

What's the worst that could happen?

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

Skittles.... taste the rainbow

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By *uckie and CreamCouple
2 days ago

Stalybridge

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 days ago

Gloucestershire

Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad or frozen peas?

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By *issBellaWoman
2 days ago

Flintshire

Tampax.. you've got to get it up there girls!

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By *issBellaWoman
2 days ago

Flintshire

I'm red, I'm tizerhead, I'm fizzy, fizzy, fizzy and I'm off my head

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

"Tampax.. you've got to get it up there girls!"

Oh god 🤣🤣🤣

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Whoa bodyform, bodyform for you

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By *inkShyWoman
2 days ago

near Windsor

"I just had my first judder"

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
2 days ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Tell them about the honey mummy.

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By *ack and MiriCouple
2 days ago

Portsmouth

Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside. Armadillos

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By *iolet_FyreCouple
2 days ago

Yateley

Wassuuuuup!!!!

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By *evilinDavina1Man
2 days ago

Bristol

Sausages walls

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
2 days ago

preston

Darling cheesehead I was yards too greasy

OHHHH OHHHH me ears are alight

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
2 days ago

Bradford

BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

SW1A1AA

Double diamond works wonders

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
2 days ago

Bradford

It's not for girls

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By *cotkiwiMan
2 days ago

Sutton Coldfield

I haven’t finished my Texan bar yet

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By *ormal_ManMan
2 days ago

Harrogate

Tick follows tock, follows tick follows tock.

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By *hynot xCouple
2 days ago

Woop Woop

Pepperami.. It's a bit of an animal!

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By *hynot xCouple
2 days ago

Woop Woop

"Pepperami.. It's a bit of an animal!"

(Who knows which bit) 🤷

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By *ermite12ukMan
2 days ago

Solihull and Romford

Ohh can’t you just smell those Italian wines, suffused with herbs and spices from four continents.’

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Knorr, they've got the know how

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
2 days ago

Slough

"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

"Accrington Stanley, who are they?...Exactly! ✨️"

You called? 😂😂

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

If you see Sid tell him

The appliance of science

Hello tosh got a Toshiba?

Made in Scotland from girders

An finger of fudge is just enough

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By *hortieWoman
2 days ago

Northampton

Follow the Bear

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
2 days ago

Lincolnshire

It does exactly what it says on the tin

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By *urple MarrowMan
2 days ago

Colchester

Chocadooby

https://youtu.be/y72Bz8nJVFo?si=iVXuDckmy-EQVC6Y

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By *carlettsWoman
2 days ago

Harpenden

Ah bisto!

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By *KsandDCouple
2 days ago

broughty ferry

Bud - wise - errr

Frogs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
2 days ago

SW1A1AA

A million house wives every day

Pick up a can of beans and say

Beans means heinz

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By *entlemanFoxMan
2 days ago

North East / London

Just one Cornetto, give it to me

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By *alistraWoman
2 days ago

Stafford

The title brought back memories of

0 800 00 1066 😂😂😂

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By *umfun24Man
2 days ago

wilmslow

Does anyone remember, “One day Thomas”

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By *iptonmalexxMan
2 days ago

tipton

Punjab airways..

Phillious fog crisps in the 90s

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By *ormal_ManMan
2 days ago

Harrogate

WAAZZZZAAAAPPPPPPPP

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By *awty_TwoCouple
2 days ago

near Ashford, kent

Mates that won’t split on you….

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By *carlettsWoman
2 days ago

Harpenden

Probably the best lager in the world

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

Have it!

Bye bye Vladivostok hello Tyne and Wear, Russia, nice place shame about the beer.

Giz a squatch of ya fanny

Wafflely versatile

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By *octor ProdMan
2 days ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

Round the back

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By *tannersMan
2 days ago

stanley

The red car and the blue car had a race

You can’t get quicker than a kwikfit fitter

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
2 days ago

IPSWICH

118 118. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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By *anmjmosesMan
2 days ago

M1 southbound

Papa!... Nicole? 😂

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It looks good, it tastes good, and by golly it does you good.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

Belly's gonna get ya.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

So good the cows want it back.

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By *opinovMan
2 days ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"Clunk click every trip!"

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By *LUTYSUEWoman
2 days ago

aberdare

All because the lady loves milk tray..

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By *l_xxxMan
2 days ago

South leeds

Don't forget to tell Sid

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's not inside, it's onnnnnnn top!

(Okay, famous in South Africa, lol)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 day ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's the cream of Manchester

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 day ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Lunch Bar. The much more munch bar.

[SA]

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 day ago

Transsexual Transylvania

But kid, you aren't ready for it yet!

[SA]

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By *rdenites2Couple
1 day ago

Leicestershire

Beer at home means ……?

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By *l_xxxMan
1 day ago

South leeds

This is the age of the train.... oh maybe not

Clunk click every trip.... oh dear change the channel

G'day this is the stylophone...

They had some dodgy characters on the adverts in the 70s.

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By *hief ScoutMan
1 day ago

Middx/Herts borders-ish or thereabouts !

"Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot ?"

"You hum it son, I'll play it".

"I wish they all could be Caledonian girls".

"I was laughin' all the way to the Leeds".

"If you see Sid, tell him....."

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By *andM36Couple
1 day ago

Gravesend

A mars a day helps you work, rest and play

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

The milky bars are on me

What has a hazelnut in every bite

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By *ilverjagMan
1 day ago

swansea

One doesn't say cock (Cockburns Port).

No prizes for guessing what, "Reaches the parts that others cannot reach."

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By *ilverjagMan
1 day ago

swansea

"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

The milky bars are on me

What has a hazelnut in every bite

"
everyone knows what has got a hazelnut in every bite, a squirrels poo.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
1 day ago

Norwich

Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Nah, Luton Airport

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By *evilinDavina1Man
1 day ago

Bristol

Hello moto

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By *ourpornfixMan
1 day ago

East Cheshire

Mummy made the gravy

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By *rasshopper201Man
1 day ago

kendal

We all like a bit on the side

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
1 day ago

Carlisle

You can't get quicker, than a kwick fit fitter.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

Gillette the best a man can get

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By *homas400Man
1 day ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

For mash get smash.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
1 day ago

Carlisle

They're crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside....

(Mr soft - Trebors)

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By *0ng0 furyMan
1 day ago

Birkenhead

you hum it son, i'll play it

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By *awtybikerMan
1 day ago

Barnoldswick

Armadillos, crunchy on the outside soft on the inside

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By *uin80Man
1 day ago

Fareham

The red car and the blue car had a race

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By *actile TensionMan
1 day ago

Sussex

P P P Pick up a penguin 🐧

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By *hefirewithinMan
1 day ago

Could be next door

National lottery “ it could be you “

Actually maybe I’ll use it as my Profile header

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By *ant to meetMan
1 day ago

carmarthen

The milky bars are on me

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By *ack and MiriCouple
1 day ago

Portsmouth

Daddy or Chips? Chips

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By *dward_TeagueMan
1 day ago

wolverhampton

Then they peel them with their metal knives

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By *actile TensionMan
1 day ago

Sussex

Id rather have a bowl of coco pops

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By *tannersMan
1 day ago

stanley

I want to be a tree, I wanna be John Barnes

Bread wi nowt taken out

Trio Triiiiiio, Cadbury makes them and they cover them in chocolate

All because the lady loves….

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

The man from Del Monte says yes

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By *omeotherguyMan
1 day ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

It's good to talk! - Bob Hoskins and BT

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By *igblue70Man
1 day ago

Bootle

I’m a secret lemonade drinker…R Whites

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 day ago

Bexley

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By *awtybikerMan
1 day ago

Barnoldswick

Re-record not fade away

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 day ago

Bexley

Lots of repeats so far.

I guess that's how catch phrases gain ground..

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By *hinstrapMan
1 day ago

sheffield

Ki-ora......I'll be your dog

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By *dward_TeagueMan
1 day ago

wolverhampton

Denim: for the man who doesn’t have to try too hard

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By *007ManMan
1 day ago

Worthing

Meow Meow Meow etc etc one with the cat is fun!

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

Snickers, get some nuts!

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By *l_xxxMan
1 day ago

South leeds

How do do it all do it?

Bring on the trumpets!!

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By *trmkinksMan
1 day ago

London(Shadwell)

Nothing beats a .... holiday 😂

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By *acavityMan
1 day ago

Redditch

""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label" "

“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”

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By *dward_TeagueMan
1 day ago

wolverhampton

Did you guys come with Lunn Poly? You could have saved yourselves a hundred pounds

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By *ild_oatsMan
1 day ago

the land of saints & sinners

Double Diamond works wonders, so drink some today.

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By *otwife_couple_hullCouple
1 day ago

Hull

For Mash get Smash!

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By *actile TensionMan
1 day ago

Sussex

The futures bright, the futures orange

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By *dward_TeagueMan
1 day ago

wolverhampton

Vorsprung Durch Technik

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By *uggy 555Man
1 day ago

Swansea Valley

Cheswood mushrooms. ;there magic:

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By *ild_oatsMan
1 day ago

the land of saints & sinners

It’s frothy man

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By *andM36Couple
1 day ago

Gravesend

Holidays are coming

Diet Coke break

Um-bongo, um-bongo, you drink it in the jungle

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 day ago

South Wales

Follow the Bear xx 😘

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By *actile TensionMan
1 day ago

Sussex

Calm down, dear. It's a commercial

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By *obby3264Man
1 day ago

Cambridge

It fits in all the right places

Vedal super mop

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
1 day ago

paisley

Oh that rabbit!

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
1 day ago

paisley

Billboard rather than TV, a middle eastern lady, smoking, lying between a couple of sand dunes with the caption "Nothing satisfies me like a Camel"

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

Av it

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan
1 day ago

Shefford

We are the lads from country life and you've never put a better bit of butter on your knife

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By *awtybikerMan
1 day ago

Barnoldswick

The man from Del Monte, he says yes!

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By *airyPotterNNMan
1 day ago

Northampton

I didnt like the coffee

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By *0ng0 furyMan
1 day ago

Birkenhead

"Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

You need butter milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"

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By *hat.coupleCouple
1 day ago

Kent

I bet he drinks carling black label.

I actually said this when I was a kid. I was on a bus and saw a man holding a bloody huge snake in the street, I turned to my mum and said "I bet he drinks carling black label" the whole top deck erupted in laughter and I was so embarrassed.

Mrs x

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By *lgent321Man
1 day ago

brevard

Please dont squeeze the charim

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By *orny IrishMan
1 day ago

North Wiltshire

By 'eck, you smell gorgeous tonight, petal

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 day ago

Slough

""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"

“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”"

😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼

"If you want great lager, then follow the bear."

Hofmeister (Bavarian beer).

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By *rish_wolfMan
1 day ago

North Wales

"Sally O Brien and the way she might look at you"

Oh the money is good and the suntan is free. You could fry an egg on the stones here - if you had an egg...

And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp!

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By *l_xxxMan
1 day ago

South leeds

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

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By *acavityMan
1 day ago

Redditch

""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"

“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”

😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼"

No it was a specific Carling advert.

Basically the Levi’s 501 ad with Nick Kamen stone washing his jeans, stripping to his boxers in a launderette.

Followed by two guys ( naked apart from a strategic newspaper) having the exchange above.

Carling - terrible beer, great adverts

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 day ago

Slough

""I bet he drinks Carling Black Label"

“Nah, he doesn’t wash his underpants”

😂 The Mary Whitehouse Experience 👍🏼

No it was a specific Carling advert.

Basically the Levi’s 501 ad with Nick Kamen stone washing his jeans, stripping to his boxers in a launderette.

Followed by two guys ( naked apart from a strategic newspaper) having the exchange above.

Carling - terrible beer, great adverts

👍🏼

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By *aughty But nice..Man
1 day ago

Staffs

Accrington Stanley, who are they?

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By *ild_oatsMan
24 hours ago

the land of saints & sinners

The water in Majorca don’t taste like what it oughta

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By *hegreatcornholioMan
24 hours ago

Redditch

No mention of Juan sheet?

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By *ornucopiaMan
24 hours ago

Bexley

I like the ad for Fab Swingers which says

"How about reading the previous posts?"

(Is 'Accrington Stanley' a single bloke or a couple with a fictitious wife?)

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By *ild_oatsMan
24 hours ago

the land of saints & sinners

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew…

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
24 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I like the ad for Fab Swingers which says

"How about reading the previous posts?"

(Is 'Accrington Stanley' a single bloke or a couple with a fictitious wife?)"

It's ironic that this is now your 2nd post complaining about repeat answers

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
24 hours ago

London

"No mention of Juan sheet? "

Juan sheet is plenty 😂

I forgot about that one.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
24 hours ago

London

"So it's on the line?"

"Online, Dad, online."

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS
24 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

Exceedingly good cakes

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