FabSwingers.com forum: Why

By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit?

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By *ondon JoyBoyMan
1 day ago

Camden

It is awkward asf

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

When the gas man serviced the boiler I tried talking to him. He told me to shut up and let him work

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By *peedyGMan
1 day ago

Telford

Offer them a drink then leave them to get on with their work

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By *onin25Man
1 day ago

Durham

Leave the kettle out with some tea, coffee and biscuits and just say help yourself because you'll be on the phone all day

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"When the gas man serviced the boiler I tried talking to him. He told me to shut up and let him work

I'm scared to breathe loud incase he looks over at me😂

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
1 day ago

Winchester

Is he hot?

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Is he hot?"

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂

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By *eliWoman
1 day ago

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

Why are you on a sex site?

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 day ago

Telford

I offer a drink but I don't do small talk haha.

I tend to bugger off somewhere where I can't see them.

It's funny as I'm not usually an awkward person but it's such a weird feeling when you have workmen in your house.

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By *offiacoolWoman
1 day ago

Alsager

I'm fantasizing about a workman actually turning up. Three people so far have priced my jobs up, none have actually returned to do said jobs.

When one actually turns up, I offer drinks and leave them to it.

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂

Why are you on a sex site?"

I'm not like the other girls, Meli 😔

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"I offer a drink but I don't do small talk haha.

I tend to bugger off somewhere where I can't see them.

It's funny as I'm not usually an awkward person but it's such a weird feeling when you have workmen in your house. "

Right?! I don't know where to put myself. On the other hand though, it's probably just as awkward for them when they go into someone's house and find them sitting like a statue 😂

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By *enk15Man
1 day ago

Evesham

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

There might be a spark between you though?

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By *ondon JoyBoyMan
1 day ago

Camden

"I offer a drink but I don't do small talk haha.

I tend to bugger off somewhere where I can't see them.

It's funny as I'm not usually an awkward person but it's such a weird feeling when you have workmen in your house.

Right?! I don't know where to put myself. On the other hand though, it's probably just as awkward for them when they go into someone's house and find them sitting like a statue 😂"

True, it’s like going into a museum and thinking the statues are staring at your every movement

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂

There might be a spark between you though?"

Wheeyyyy heyyyy

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By *oeBeansMan
1 day ago

Derby

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

Of course not! That's why you leave your sex toys out so you have have an "OMG, I'm so embarrassed" moment that all tradies talk about that definitely happened

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By *ackformore100Man
1 day ago

Tin town

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit? "

In all the "documenteries" I've watched you should "oops" spilled some tea on his crotch and insist he takes them off to be washed....

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
1 day ago

Winchester

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

You're missing out! 😁

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By *asualConnectionsMan
1 day ago

bristol

Always offer tea and biscuits cheeky flash wont go a miss to, they having a hard day make them feel better dont be selfish lol

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By *arco_pMan
1 day ago

Hednesford

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit? "

Tea and biscuit, I'm on way

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
1 day ago

South Wales

I offer tea and biscuits and then hide as it feels awkward for no reason! Xx 😄

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂

Of course not! That's why you leave your sex toys out so you have have an "OMG, I'm so embarrassed" moment that all tradies talk about that definitely happened"

He just reached over me to access a plug socket. Does this mean he wants to do anal next?

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By *evilinDavina1Man
1 day ago

Bristol

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit? "

Always offer them a drink if you have biscuits then it's bonus 👍

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By *irefly75Man
1 day ago

nearby

Get a really big dog. I offer them a cuppa and the boys watch the tradesmen.

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Get a really big dog. I offer them a cuppa and the boys watch the tradesmen. "

I have one of those! I have to put him outside though. He's overly friendly with strangers.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

funky town

Dont bend over to pick anything up or you will end up on here tomorrow.

"Traide here went to a womans house yesterday, Coor she wanted it, bent over on purpose so i could rearrange her organs. Didnt wash her hair cos she wanted me to smell the sex scent. Gagging for it she was"

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By *oeBeansMan
1 day ago

Derby

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂

Of course not! That's why you leave your sex toys out so you have have an "OMG, I'm so embarrassed" moment that all tradies talk about that definitely happened

He just reached over me to access a plug socket. Does this mean he wants to do anal next? "

You may have missed your cue to offer to do it for them and offer yourself bent over assuming the position 😔

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By *oeBeansMan
1 day ago

Derby

"Dont bend over to pick anything up or you will end up on here tomorrow.

🤣🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 day ago

Round the bend

I hate it! I feel like an intruder in my own home. It's even worse when they are a bit pervy!

I am polite and offer a drink depending on how long I think they are going to be here for, but I hide away after that!

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By *ound1Man
1 day ago

Blackpool

Always awkward

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 day ago

East London

I do stuff on my phone or read.

I had a bit of a panic when one turned up last week to do an energy something or other, because I didn't know he was measuring rooms and windows.

I went to be that evening and felt relief that I hadn't left anything embarrassing out.

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By *luebell888Woman
1 day ago

Glasgowish

I offer them a cup of tea, chat a bit, then leave them to do their job. I usually sit in another room.

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By *ad NannaWoman
1 day ago

East London

I've had so many workmen in over the past few years I'm used to it and my dogs sleep through the noise.

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By *he MinionMan
1 day ago

Surrey

Offer to make him a tea or coffee and then say give me a shout if you need anything. Then go in another room and let him get on with it.

Very few things worse than working in someones home with them watching your every move

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Dont bend over to pick anything up or you will end up on here tomorrow.

Great! Probably thinks i had pyjama bottoms on for easy access🙄

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"I hate it! I feel like an intruder in my own home. It's even worse when they are a bit pervy!

I am polite and offer a drink depending on how long I think they are going to be here for, but I hide away after that! "

He done lots of huffing and puffing then left. No creepy vibes thankfully. Although, I definitely gave off lots of them.

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By *ino200Man
1 day ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit? "
No dont offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit that'll make them think they can take a break ,get the whip out

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By *iver78Man
1 day ago

barton upon humber

Why I used to work at people's homes I would prefer it if they just got with there day , dident really want to chat , even if they were hot lol , was there to a job and get in and out as quick as possible

The worse ones to do were middle aged women haha , they just hovers and tried to chit chat or men who new how to do everything and would tell constantly try to tell you that they coykd of done it themselfs " but " !!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
1 day ago

Manchester

I always find it awkward as fuck. Thankfully as my landlord lives upstairs and has a spare key I usually ask him to let them in/out and I work from the office instead. He's retired so he's always happy to keep an eye on them as I can't really work from home properly when they're being noisy.

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By *ickshawedCouple
1 day ago

Wolverhampton

No wonder you're uncomfortable sat in the couch. You should be stuck halfway in the washing machine

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"No wonder you're uncomfortable sat in the couch. You should be stuck halfway in the washing machine "

My washing machine is full or I would have!

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By *pTheDale40Man
1 day ago

Coventry

My landlord wanted to come today to repaint the living room and fix the odd bits that need doing that I didn’t want to particularly pay for. My only issue is I’m stuck in a horrendous hangover from my weekend antics, ended up giving in and just telling them to help themselves😂

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
1 day ago

Bristol

Offer them a cup of tea or coffee.

If you're super friendly offer them a bacon sandwich or something.

If you're super super friendly do all of that in your underwear.

But mostly leave them alone. They just want to crack on with the job and get it done.

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By *iddlesticksMan
1 day ago

My nan’s spare room.

Don’t look at your see who’s near. Could be awkward.

Ivegotamassivecock is 2 metres away.

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

Your supposed to offer a bumming thats why

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By *lim_funMan
1 day ago

Hebden bridge

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

Do you not want a stamp on the "loyalty card"?

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"Don’t look at your see who’s near. Could be awkward.

Ivegotamassivecock is 2 metres away. "

If you see this Mr Electrician, it was as awkward for me as it was for you 🫶

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By *viatrixWoman
1 day ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

I hate it. I get so stressed having strange people in my house.

And it always has to be when I am on days off after a really difficult work stint.

I never offer anything- no one ever offers me anything when at a shift at work haha

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By *lim_funMan
1 day ago

Hebden bridge

"I hate it. I get so stressed having strange people in my house.

And it always has to be when I am on days off after a really difficult work stint.

I never offer anything- no one ever offers me anything when at a shift at work haha "

I've been getting expressos and pastry's given to me. Best work team ever.

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

You been bummed yet?

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"You been bummed yet?"

I sent you a video.

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

"You been bummed yet?

I sent you a video. "
thats some top bummin luv

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"You been bummed yet?

I sent you a video. thats some top bummin luv"

Thanks 🫡

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

"You been bummed yet?

I sent you a video. thats some top bummin luv

Thanks 🫡"

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 day ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Always asked if they want a brewother than that don't really engage as they are getting paid to do a job, not chat to me.

But then I am a tight arsed Yorkshire man

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By *lim_funMan
1 day ago

Hebden bridge

"Always asked if they want a brewother than that don't really engage as they are getting paid to do a job, not chat to me.

But then I am a tight arsed Yorkshire man"

Offering a brew is courtesy. I don't want to speak them though and generally like being left alone. Makes it less awkward if they are friendly but still id probably move what I was doing to another room.

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By *igBeardyDanMan
1 day ago

Bilston

Just offer him a drink then leave him to it, its just as awkward working in someone's house as it is for you with him being there

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By *umfun24Man
1 day ago

wilmslow

If you can, put the radio on. It breaks the awkward silence. Having been the workman in people’s houses many times, it can be awkward for everyone if it’s quiet. Nothing worse than feeling like you’re being watched and judged, even if you really aren’t. It’s nice if the radio is on and you settle and just get into your routine. You will end up with a better job, done quicker too I think. Self conscious workers cock up.

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 day ago

pink panther territory

I think that I've got used to having workmen in my house now cos it doesn't bother me,I offer them a drink and leave them to it

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By *asty tatsyMan
1 day ago

london

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit? "

Well as a workmen I do think it’s kinda polite to get offered at least a cuppa tea 😁

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By *iver78Man
1 day ago

barton upon humber

"Is having workmen in your house the most awkward thing on the planet?

I'm sat propped up on the end of my couch like I don't live here.

Are you supposed to make small talk?

Do you offer them a cup of tea and a biscuit?

Well as a workmen I do think it’s kinda polite to get offered at least a cuppa tea 😁"

I always appreciated getting offerd a drink tbh rare I'd expect, I just wanted to in and out , but I was self employed , can't see why people would feel awkward though , I have had sex with clients but never on a first visit lol , I blame the old confession films lol

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By *innamon_flameWoman
1 day ago

london

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
1 day ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Offer tea, and a chocolate biccy, asl if you can do anythinb to help, we all love that kinda thing

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By *homas400Man
1 day ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

I really hate having to have work done on my house for that reason. I always offer them a cup of tea/coffee and leave them got on with it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
1 day ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I offer them a drink and a choccy biscuit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 day ago

Crumpet Castle

What are the odds of me finding a sparkie that is highly sexed , handsome like an adonis , got a great sense of humour , does fantastic spot on work , undercharges and fancies much older women , well past their prime and who refuse to make fucking cups of tea ??

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By *Effy- OP Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"What are the odds of me finding a sparkie that is highly sexed , handsome like an adonis , got a great sense of humour , does fantastic spot on work , undercharges and fancies much older women , well past their prime and who refuse to make fucking cups of tea ??"

He left a card. You want his details, Granny? 👀

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By *arco_pMan
1 day ago

Hednesford

None of above but always willing to please

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By *lim_funMan
1 day ago

Hebden bridge

Coffee and crumpets? I'm not a sparkie but an engineer who'll clean your gutters

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By *ino200Man
1 day ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

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By *cLovin2Man
1 day ago

London

No, you let them do their thing and go. If you offer tea, they'll never leave!

I just sit there on my laptop/phone while they finish.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
1 day ago

Chichester

Workmen always seem to chat with me I

Find

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By *igladAndLulahCouple
1 day ago

South East

"Is he hot?

I'm not about to start noshing off the electrician 😂"

That’s what happens in porn haha are you telling me that’s not real life

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By *lim_funMan
24 hours ago

Hebden bridge

"Workmen always seem to chat with me I

Find "

It's definitely the tits

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