FabSwingers.com forum: Things that your ex did

By *issBella OP Woman
1 day ago

Flintshire

After you broke up that made you think "what the fuck was I thinking?!" Keep it lighthearted and those of you that ended things on good terms with your exes, good for you, don't come for me 🤷‍♀️

I'll start. He shaved his head (he doesn't have the face for it at all!) And now looks like an actual pea.

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By *lackguy_brightonMan
1 day ago

Brighton

She was a manipulative liar! Hindsight is always 20-20

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

funky town

Shaved his beard off and i thought wow is that who i was sleeping with.

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

He tattooed my name on his leg.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
1 day ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Odds and sods, but I prefer to remember the good years and nice aspects

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By *aztrucMan
1 day ago

rochdale

Claimed the guy in the pub was just a friend and nice to talk to, we all know how that was gonna end

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By *issBella OP Woman
1 day ago

Flintshire

"Shaved his beard off and i thought wow is that who i was sleeping with. "

exactly my reaction to mine shaving his hair off

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By *sWyldWoman
1 day ago

Edinburgh

Lied repeatedly, broke my heart and then stomped on it for good measure. He still has the nerve to try and contact me though

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
1 day ago

Lancaster

I can't keep it lighthearted so I will just say,everytime I look at him I think what the actual fuck i actually dated gollam

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"He tattooed my name on his leg. "

I'd like to add that i only found out after we ended because he proceeded to pull his trousers down in front of my friends on a night out and confess his undying love for me by presenting me with said tattoo. I don't think I've gotten the ick so bad since.

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By *issBella OP Woman
1 day ago

Flintshire

"He tattooed my name on his leg. "

😬😬 was he aware how painful cover ups are?..

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By *issBella OP Woman
1 day ago

Flintshire

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

I think I just experienced second hand ick

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
1 day ago

Telford

He was really arrogant haha.

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By *issBella OP Woman
1 day ago

Flintshire

"I can't keep it lighthearted so I will just say,everytime I look at him I think what the actual fuck i actually dated gollam"

We've all been there! Sending hugs 😘

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

I think I just experienced second hand ick

It still makes me gag when I think about it.

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By *ndian_jmCouple
1 day ago

Wigston

Let her fuck mates

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By *icardo VersaceMan
1 day ago

Cramlington

@Ricardoversace

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By *lueDressWoman
1 day ago

Bath Somerset

Nearly 30 years ago now.My ex was secretly addicted to recreational drugs.A much younger work colleague was giving him. I am anti-drugs.

His personality completely changed. He couldn't sleep. And he was drinking excessively. Stealing money from me. That's why I left.

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By *enuine_J87Man
1 day ago

Eastleigh

Treated me like absolute shit, have a go about literally nothing then not text me for weeks at a time, lie constantly and double down and get mad when I caught her out. Never ever apologised for anything. Never came to mine, always had to go to hers, I always had to make the effort or nothing would ever happen.

Would have a bad dream about something then be angry at me all day for it…

Yet apparently all of her ex’s were horrible, manipulative assholes who treated her like shit and walked all over her and she didn’t treat them like crap.

Some people are just broken unfortunately

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By *aztrucMan
1 day ago

rochdale

I always read these threads, and I think I need to up my audacity, to many gorgeous women are giving multiple chances to smeegols and I'm still single

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By *ecky and justCouple
1 day ago

Godalming

She was hypocrisy personified…

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By *iver78Man
1 day ago

barton upon humber

My last ex used to spend literally thousands in clothes make up nails etc and wouldent get it into her head she looked great without it all !!

Granted she looked great on pictures , but in real life just looked fake AF !

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

Na not into badmouthing folks too old for all that

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By *x_DresserTV/TS
1 day ago

Ivybridge

Immediately married a PE teacher and had a million kids lol

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By *ondon JoyBoyMan
1 day ago

Camden

Got mad over everything

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By *ilthydan69Man
1 day ago

Abingdon

"He tattooed my name on his leg. "

You should have then changed your name lol

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By *obinofnottmMan
1 day ago

Nottingham

Leave me with naughty memories

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By *un couple 2Couple
1 day ago

Tynemouth.

Went with anyone.

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By *irefly75Man
1 day ago

nearby

Other exes more red flags than the chinese army, the most recent however I have nothing bad to say about her.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
1 day ago

Reading

Spends more time with his son so they actually have a relationship. And learned to cook!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

"He tattooed my name on his leg. "

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.

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By *avyBlueManMan
1 day ago

Old Town

She posed for photos, which I really love doing.

We finished because I was a dick.

We're still mates now, and she's asked me if I still have the photos, which i don't. "Shame" she said.

Wish she'd send me some.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
1 day ago

funky town

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up."

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.

She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.

But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up."

They would make the perfect couple 😍

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
1 day ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Dated and moved in with my mum for over a year !

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 day ago

pink panther territory

He just stopped seeing his kids,seems he preferred the woman he was shaggings kids to his own two

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
1 day ago

Lancaster

"I can't keep it lighthearted so I will just say,everytime I look at him I think what the actual fuck i actually dated gollam

We've all been there! Sending hugs 😘"

Oh none needed he's a total cretin...on a positive note im really good friends with my other ex

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By *uchasGMan
1 day ago

Northwest

She was jealous of my 9 year old son

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By *iFilthyCoupleMan
1 day ago

Dudley

"She was jealous of my 9 year old son"
why?!

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By *peedyGMan
1 day ago

Telford

She got pregnant a few weeks after we broke up after years of telling me she didn't want kids.

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By *naswingdressWoman
1 day ago

Manchester (she/her)

Facebook drama of epic proportions.

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
1 day ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.

She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.

But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common

Would you like to be a sacrifice?

I'm a Trekkie, by the way.

🧛🏻‍♀️

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
1 day ago

In a galaxy far far away

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Many years ago in my youth, one of my ex's carved my initials in her leg with a knife. She actually ended up in a loony bin a few years after we broke up.

She was heavily into ghosts and the occult. I'm surprised she didn't try to sacrifice me.

But she was a trekkie so we at least had that in common

Would you like to be a sacrifice?

I'm a Trekkie, by the way.

🧛🏻‍♀️"

With watching all these horror movies lately I'm having dreams of witches, pentagrams and black candles.

Maybes it's a sign of things to come

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
1 day ago

Birmingham

He cum in my favourite mug and pissed in the kitchen sink.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 day ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Very manipulative, made me shave my beard and tash, happy to have it back

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By *gent CoulsonMan
1 day ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"She got pregnant a few weeks after we broke up after years of telling me she didn't want kids."
exactly what happened with mine

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By *inkShyWoman
1 day ago

near Windsor

His dog died and he left her on the living room floor until he got home from the pub after work.

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By *Effy-Woman
1 day ago

Scotland

"His dog died and he left her on the living room floor until he got home from the pub after work. "

Oh my god. What a vile human being.

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By *avexxMan
1 day ago

cheshire

"His dog died and he left her on the living room floor until he got home from the pub after work.

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..thats bloody shocking

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By *lim_funMan
1 day ago

Hebden bridge

A very old ex contacted a girl I was seeing after not talking for about 3 months and we had broken up saying that we were together. She continued to like all our photos together and made me look like a cheater. My new friend didn't trust me then and she rode dick like I've never experienced.

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By *avexxMan
1 day ago

cheshire

she turned me into a frog for 24 hours

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By *he MinionMan
1 day ago

Surrey

When we were not argueeing, she sure knew how to put a smile on my face 😊

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By *azzabiguyMan
1 day ago

Longton

The house my ex gf now lives in is a shit tip as she never cleans and it's full of crap.just glad she never actually moved in with me when I bought a house for us

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 day ago

Bexley

"He tattooed my name on his leg.

Lucky it wasn't on his middle leg, then!

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By *inkShyWoman
1 day ago

near Windsor

"His dog died and he left her on the living room floor until he got home from the pub after work.

Oh my god. What a vile human being."

100% worse human I've ever met. I was long gone by then but his daughter phoned and told me.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
1 day ago

Always on the move

Things my ex did..my mate

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By *verageHoesCouple
1 day ago

Bessacarr

Pissed in my contact lens solution and did something horrible to my toothbrush (he never did specify what). Then called me a narcissist because I didn't want to maintain a friendship with him.

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By *anchester SlimMan
1 day ago

Manchester

She was an expert manipulator, split me from my friends and forever talked me down. Can't believe I stayed with her as long as I did.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 day ago

Crumpet Castle

Worked hard every day

Paid the money over

Did the decorating

Fucked like a trojan

Loved us all

Did the garden

Sometimes some ironing and shopping

Drove the car ( mostly )

Made me laugh like a drain

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
1 day ago

Crumpet Castle

Best of all he hated Football ...... come the snooker season grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
1 day ago

Chester

Things my ex did that annoyed me.... Breathe!

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 day ago

Slough

Best decision I ever made packing my bags and leaving her. Felt suffocated at that time and now I'm back to myself "free spirit", very much enjoying life having left her. Wish her well, no regrets other than i should have never been with her in the first place (we live and learn). Lessons learnt...!

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By *astManOnEarthMan
1 day ago

nowhere

"Shaved his beard off and i thought wow is that who i was sleeping with. "

You hated it though

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
1 day ago

Slough

Freedom❤️❤️❤️

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By *ympho6969Woman
1 day ago

glasgow

I was thinking that before we broke up, but he was 26 years older than me so only myself to blame for my stupidity

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 day ago

Herts/Leeds

Vanished.

Luckily i was able to return my unused shovel.

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By *cLovin2Man
1 day ago

London

I foolishly broke up with a hot Brazilian ex gf, who gave me most intense orgasm ever, because my family wanted me to have a traditional Asian wedding! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Wtf was I thinking 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

I'm now divorced and in some regret...

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By *cLovin2Man
1 day ago

London

"Shaved his beard off and i thought wow is that who i was sleeping with. "

I thought the same when she shaved her bag, but it was definitely better 😉

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By *ornucopiaMan
1 day ago

Bexley

"Best of all he hated Football ...... come the snooker season grrrrrrrrrrrr"

I've never understood football (or any sport) and with regard to snooker I wind up people by calling it poker and refer to the cue as a 'poker bat'.

I've not become an ex over sport but it could be part of the reason I'm not a 'current'!

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By *cLovin2Man
1 day ago

London

"I can't keep it lighthearted so I will just say,everytime I look at him I think what the actual fuck i actually dated gollam"

My precious... 😉

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
1 day ago

belfast

Breathed

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
1 day ago

Round the bend

He slashed his own face open and pretended he was mugged to get my sympathy

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By *uri00620Woman
24 hours ago

Croydon

Used to send me pictures when I wasn't at home of his cock doing stupid things. Like peeking out between leaves of a plant or peeping through the hole at the end of peephole shoes.

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By *Effy-Woman
24 hours ago

Scotland

"Used to send me pictures when I wasn't at home of his cock doing stupid things. Like peeking out between leaves of a plant or peeping through the hole at the end of peephole shoes."

People are so creative

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By *uri00620Woman
24 hours ago

Croydon

"Used to send me pictures when I wasn't at home of his cock doing stupid things. Like peeking out between leaves of a plant or peeping through the hole at the end of peephole shoes.

People are so creative

Yep, and editing labels. In the bathroom I have 'Jizz Bombs' for instance instead of 'Fizz Bombs' 😆

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 hours ago

The Big Smoke

"Vanished.

Luckily i was able to return my unused shovel."

Weirdly. This is exactly what happened to me. Twice 🤷‍♂️

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By *innamon_flameWoman
24 hours ago

london

He was there with me in the delivery room for tbe birth of my daughter. Everyone assumed he was the father but we had remained good friends after we split

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By *orksRockerMan
24 hours ago

Bradford

Blame me for issues she had with the world. I was closest so it was my fault rather than thinking about what I actually said. It's a common trait with those who look through you rather than actually listen.

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By *xSirenaxxWoman
24 hours ago

"Started" a relationship with the woman he told me he "just friends with" .... but a year after I'd thrown him out and 2 weeks after her her husband threw her out .... amazingly it was apparently only then they discovered they liked each other and not the 2 years prior they had been fucking each other. Still cant believe it took her ex that long to work out she was cheating on him.

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By *ate2theparty808Man
23 hours ago

Erdington

My first wife married a wolves fan, and I’m still not 100% convinced that me being a baggies fan wasn’t part of her decision making on that one.

Last relationship ended because she was deep into alcoholism, and caused us to lose our home, after which she had a string of relationships with different flavours of addicts.

However, first wife seems really happy now, and has been married to her husband for longer than we were together, and the other is 3 years sober and getting her life together quite well

Happy endings do happen people

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By *ChubsMan
23 hours ago

At the Coach & Horses Wednesday night

Best thing my ex did was leave me! Although why she shacked up with a violent alcoholic still baffles me 🤷🏼

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By *aul1981Man
21 hours ago

cavan

Telagram she was filthy

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By *eximus MaximusMan
21 hours ago

Up North

Breathe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
21 hours ago

SW1A1AA

First guy I lived with was a complete fruit loop

He was an alcoholic and in his spare time he would punch holes in doors for a laugh as well as punching me. We split up and he died at 50 through liver disease which was no surprise

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By *urls and DressesWoman
20 hours ago

Somewhere near here

Told me he was going to jump from a multi story car park but got arrested when about to do so.

I rolled my eyes and went about my day.

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By *nblueMan
20 hours ago

manchester

Fart in lifts then blame me. Fuckin fuming

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By *inkShyWoman
20 hours ago

near Windsor

Contact the guy I was seeing to talk about me, and then send that guys fb photo to his ex to tell her I was seeing her ex. Very soap opera.

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By *mogen321TV/TS
20 hours ago

Near Bournemouth/Kensington

Always wanting anal

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By *ilthyAsFuckMan
20 hours ago

London

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By *l_xxxMan
20 hours ago

South leeds

Lied, cheated, gave great make up sex, lied cheated....

All went wrong when stole. There are limits.

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By *pTheDale40Man
19 hours ago

Coventry

Mines a bit fucked up to be honest. She tried sleeping with my dad, despite knowing I have never had a relationship with my dad. Just as a means to get back at me after I left her 😂

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By *ami4321Man
13 hours ago

wrexham

Me ex wife started smoking god knows why and still does to this day

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By *cLovin2Man
8 hours ago

London

"Mines a bit fucked up to be honest. She tried sleeping with my dad, despite knowing I have never had a relationship with my dad. Just as a means to get back at me after I left her 😂"

😳 Any chance you still have her number? 😂

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 hours ago

Hove, mainly…

I realised I hadn’t laughed for a long time. She was a right miserable sod. Glad to see the back of her.

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
8 hours ago

Kingswood

Became a radical feminist after joining Twitter and constantly blamed men for the plight of women which then rolled into our relationship

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By *viatrixWoman
7 hours ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

A man I was only moderately into physically, but man he could sweet talk me. Lovebombed me until he had me head over heels and then broke my heart. Meh.

I used to hate his work shoes. Haha I woukd look at them from the bed and be turned off 😂😂😂😂And he looked amazing in uniform but he put so little effort out of it. Such an average man.

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
7 hours ago

Lincolnshire

Existed 😅

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