FabSwingers.com forum: What is going in the bin?

By *morousZoe OP Woman
3 days ago

Cumbria

I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠"

Cock pics

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By *innamon_flameWoman
3 days ago

london

The far left and the far right

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 days ago

Round the bend

The weather

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By *he MinionMan
3 days ago

Surrey

Clothes

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

Men who complain they don’t get replies then when you do reply they are incapable, or can’t be bothered, to hold up a basic conversation.

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By *abs9Man
3 days ago

driffield

Rude & people with no basic manners.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
3 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wet toes in sandals. Bleurgh

Mrs TMN x

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By *Effy-Woman
3 days ago

Scotland

Replying to Women's messages.

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By *WB85Man
3 days ago

Staffordshire

Pictures containing bum holes.

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By *unxxx9911Man
3 days ago

Redhill

Wet socks… nothing worse!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
3 days ago

in Lancashire

The jet stream..

Then put the lid on the bin and send it north of Iceland..

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By *avexxMan
3 days ago

cheshire

after last night my snooker cue

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By *ussy galore35Woman
3 days ago

workington

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠"

Attention seekers

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By *irefly75Man
3 days ago

nearby

Groups of licra clad cyclists. Not individuals getting out for the day of commuting. The 6 wide pack of feral Halford puppets, they can go in the bin

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 days ago

All over the place

"Groups of licra clad cyclists. Not individuals getting out for the day of commuting. The 6 wide pack of feral Halford puppets, they can go in the bin"

Halford puppets 🤣🤣 im going to nick that phrase

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By *erry 58Man
3 days ago

doncaster

Indicators on BMWS

They don’t work

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

All your clothes op

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By *morousZoe OP Woman
3 days ago

Cumbria

"All your clothes op "

Done!

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 days ago

the big city

Friday as a working day

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By *ove island rejectMan
3 days ago

halifax way near sonewhere

My soon to be ex boss

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By *atpurrWoman
3 days ago

Kent

Bad hair days

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By *tamanMan
3 days ago

around the corner

Chatting cyclists on the road..

I hate them when they group and chat in the middle of the road while riding and you can't overtake them!!

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

"All your clothes op

Done!"
your welcome everyone

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 days ago

Chester

👻 Ghosting! 😡

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
3 days ago

Lincolnshire

People who ask what Im doing on Fab when Im not meeting,(its on my profile), then send a nasty message and block me!

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 days ago

(User no longer on site)

All reality TV, especially the non celebrities who take part and then all of a sudden become famous.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Animal cruelty

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 days ago

Bristol

Anything that reminds me of the things I'm trying to forget 🤣

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By *ronmant16Man
3 days ago

Sheffield

My 6 weeks signed off work can go In the bin, day 3 and bored to hell already

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By *partharmonyCouple
3 days ago

Tonbridge

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

Cock pics

How would anybody fly a plane???

Oh, sorry, that's cockpits. 🤦‍♂️

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By *adBod_76Man
3 days ago

Witham

Reform UK

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By *parklingeclipseWoman
3 days ago

Lincolnshire

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

Cock pics

Agree. Sometimes a guy will send about 6 all in one message. Why?! 😅

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By *horskin!Man
3 days ago

your kink

People who skip you in forums where is say about person above grrrrr

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

Fuck

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
3 days ago

Lancaster

Lumpy spunk pics

The rain

Working nights

Avocado

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales

Monday mornings xx 😘

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By *morousZoe OP Woman
3 days ago

Cumbria

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

Cock pics

Agree. Sometimes a guy will send about 6 all in one message. Why?! 😅"

You never know, a pic at a 53° angle might be the one that convinces you 😜

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By *irefly75Man
3 days ago

nearby

"Lumpy spunk pics

The rain

Working nights

Avocado "

Avocados definitely wose than lumpy spunk pics

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By *horskin!Man
3 days ago

your kink

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

Cock pics

Agree. Sometimes a guy will send about 6 all in one message. Why?! 😅

You never know, a pic at a 53° angle might be the one that convinces you 😜"
lmfao

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

"Lumpy spunk pics

The rain

Working nights

Avocado "

I’ll take the avocados. No need for a bin.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
3 days ago

Secret Lane

"I’ve sourced a huge bin for every annoyance.

What are you slinging?

I’m starting with all middle lane drivers 😠

Cock pics

Im with you on that one...🤣 pussy pics too if im honest🤭

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By *hinstrapMan
3 days ago

sheffield

Bum hole pics.

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By *ocialablechapMan
3 days ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Slimy oily mushrooms.

Warmongers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

People on bin day who walk by their own emptied wheelie bin as they go down their drive, leaving it on the pavement in the way of folk in wheelchairs and with pushchairs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Also people who have had every advantage in life who make a big thing about being self made and how the less fortunate don't even make an effort.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

Marmite 👀

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
3 days ago

Telford

People who stand in the middle of the aisle or the pavement chatting and being in the way.

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By *ilf EnthusiastMan
3 days ago

Camden

Slow walkers

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

Politicians

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

We’re gonna need a bigger bin.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

funky town

Dominoes urgh

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By *Effy-Woman
3 days ago

Scotland

People who start a conversation with you about the weather. Fucking bore off.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

Simping/arse kissing/grovelling.

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By *Effy-Woman
3 days ago

Scotland

Alarms

Can we just start waking up when we're ready to start the day instead.

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By *evilinDavina1Man
3 days ago

Bristol

Let's put work in there, universal basic income for all

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

"Alarms

Can we just start waking up when we're ready to start the day instead."

Agree.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

"Let's put work in there, universal basic income for all "

I concur.

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London

People that wear sunglasses indoors.

(Stevie Wonder excepted)

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
3 days ago

stockport

Pedestrians who walk out in front of traffic and wave their hand instead of using a pelican crossing.

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By *Effy-Woman
3 days ago

Scotland

People who answer their phone on loud speaker in public. Unless they're spilling some gossip, keep it to yourself.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

Mortgages/Rent

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales

People who stroll around in car parks like it’s not a road! Xx 😄

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By *ou only live onceMan
3 days ago

London

People standing on the left side of the tube escalator.

You've had more than 100 years to work out the system - there are no excuses any more.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

funky town

People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.

Move it or lose it enid.

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By *otsossieMan
3 days ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Ahh packet starers. I can get behind that.

And people who stop at the end of escalators.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales

Cold callers at the house. I’m not interested and every time I open my door for longer than a few seconds my cat tries to escape like he hasn’t got the good life at home and I’m holding him prisoner! Xx 😄

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By *Effy-Woman
3 days ago

Scotland

People who are trying to be helpful holding the door open for you, while you're at the other end of the room.

Just forget about it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

"People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.

Move it or lose it enid."

Ingredients: cheese

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By *eekaboo BellyMan
3 days ago

Bradford

"Indicators on BMWS

They don’t work "

They are shit. Why does the stalk go back to back to centre when you indicate? Can't tell if I put them on or just flashed once. I'm not looking at the dash when I'm trying to find a gap in traffic

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

funky town

"People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.

Move it or lose it enid.

Ingredients: cheese

🤣🤣 yes. Oooh albert pass me glasses so i can see whats in this.... its fucking cheese 🧀

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

"People who stand in front of you in tesco looking at cheese for 4 hours reading all the packaging when ya just wanna grab ya block of cheddar.

Move it or lose it enid.

Ingredients: cheese

🤣🤣 yes. Oooh albert pass me glasses so i can see whats in this.... its fucking cheese 🧀"

That said I accidentally picked up gluten free cheese once. I learned what evil tastes of.

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 days ago

Bexley

"We’re gonna need a bigger bin. "

People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they are being original!

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
3 days ago

Slough

Criminals / Terrorists / Government who only prioritizes its own survival, wealth, or political power over the welfare of its citizens / Immigrants who abuse the system / etc...

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By *heelerMan
3 days ago

Northants

Golf bag with clubs

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.

People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they are being original!"

I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.

But let’s add thread trolling.

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By *asualConnectionsMan
3 days ago

bristol

Loud eaters

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

My desk chair that keeps sinking randomly when I'm sat down. It's pissing me the fuck off 😭

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Litter 😇😇

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By *eorge AtazderMan
3 days ago

Exeter

The ‘cyclists should pay road tax’ brigade

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 days ago

the big city

Men in lady’s underwear

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

Towering pastries and cake displays that aren't behind glass. People are disgusting.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
3 days ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes

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By *iver78Man
3 days ago

barton upon humber

Rubber kneckers !! Just leave me alone !!

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 days ago

East Midlands

If it’s a really big bin I’d like to pop my neighbours in.

They have zero volume control on their gobs, woeful taste in music and like mowing / jet washing and generally fucking around at 8 in the morning on a weekend.

Keep Britain Tidy.

Max

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

"Towering pastries and cake displays that aren't behind glass. People are disgusting."

The Lidl bakery, for all of the sweet delights it may have, is definitely an issue for this

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
3 days ago

London

Influencers.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Crocs

Horrible ugly looking things

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 days ago

funky town

Hypocrits. One rule for others one rule for them. Do one

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By *aramel.desiresMan
3 days ago

Surrey

CEOs and stake holders of water companies who dump sewage in our sea and rivers.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 days ago

Winchester

People who litter. Finally they'll be dropping their litter in the bin.

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By *007ManMan
3 days ago

Worthing

Heavy rain when I exit the post office....grrr.

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 days ago

Bexley

"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.

People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they

I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.

But let’s add thread trolling. "

Could have fooled me, and everyone else.. remarkable accidental coincidence!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

People who moan about 'people who'!! 😜😆

...Can I have this bin when you're finished with it OP, I reckon I could fish out some stuff that's actually quite amenable!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
3 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"People who litter. Finally they'll be dropping their litter in the bin."

And people who spit in public.

Disgusting habit

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 days ago

Herts/Leeds

"We’re gonna need a bigger bin.

People quoting from 'Jaws' under the misaprehension that they

I wasn’t quoting jaws and didn’t think I was being original.

But let’s add thread trolling.

Could have fooled me, and everyone else.. remarkable accidental coincidence!"

Sure. Whatever you want it to be.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 days ago

South Wales

"Towering pastries and cake displays that aren't behind glass. People are disgusting.

The Lidl bakery, for all of the sweet delights it may have, is definitely an issue for this"

I’ll take my chances for their pecan plait though xx 😄

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By *aughtyhubby_nwMan
3 days ago

Cheshire

Dog walkers who leave their poo bags on the ground or hanging from trees

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By *bby_of_the_shireTV/TS
3 days ago

Ashby

Useless glue in airfix model sets.

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By *ysteriousGirlOGWoman
3 days ago

Birmingham

People talking in theatres, get in the bin.

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By *morousZoe OP Woman
3 days ago

Cumbria

"People who moan about 'people who'!! 😜😆

...Can I have this bin when you're finished with it OP, I reckon I could fish out some stuff that's actually quite amenable!"

I’ve already yoinked the avocado for my lunch

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By *morousZoe OP Woman
3 days ago

Cumbria

"People talking in theatres, get in the bin."

Oh 100% - plus those actually checking their phones/taking sneaky pictures/videos

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By *ellsOMan
3 days ago

hull

Crocs!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
3 days ago

Brum

Another vote for crocs.

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By *ormal_ManMan
3 days ago

Harrogate

When you’ve just put on a fresh pair of socks and then they get wet in the bathroom.

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By *YDB75Man
3 days ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

Men in womens underwear and asking for pics of womens underwear

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By *ustus5555Woman
3 days ago

Nottingham

Ppl who ask for opinions.... then proceed to go into melt down because it differs from thiers. Jeeeez. Don't ask then.

Bin plz & thanks. X

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 days ago

cardiff

People who continuously have something to say about their ex. They are your ex, leave it in the bin.

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 days ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 08/06/26 21:51:41]

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor

My neighbour.

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 days ago

Bexley

"Indicators on BMWS

They don’t work

They are shit. Why does the stalk go back to back to centre when you indicate? Can't tell if I put them on or just flashed once. I'm not looking at the dash when I'm trying to find a gap in traffic"

If the indicator stalk was on the ergonomically correct side of the wheel for right hand drive, like British cars used to be before the EU decided otherwise on our behalf, they might get used more often and also self cancel more reliably.

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By *ackdaw52Man
3 days ago

Chesterfield

Religion.

Humanity cannot progress while people continue to believe in such total BS.

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By *adBod_76Man
3 days ago

Witham

"Religion.

Humanity cannot progress while people continue to believe in such total BS."

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By *ornucopiaMan
3 days ago

Bexley

All forms of noise in supermarkets.

Ranging from music (vocals are particularly distracting),

Star-fer-nounce-mints,

Awful adverts for themselves (Always L*dl on price, spoken by a raucous pseudo northern female)

Theft alarms going off that go,right through your brain,

Crashing sounds of plastic baskets and plastic trolleys being slung onto the floor,

Husbands shouting at wives "Shly get one them...",

Mothers shouting at their unruly brats (if only)

And currently, during the world cup run up, kids bouncing heavy footballs that either they have brought in with them for company or that the shop is selling.

Bloody bedlam.

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