FabSwingers.com forum: Your top 3 junk TV programmes you 'd rather slit your wrists than watch

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

(1) Football

(2) Deal or no Deal

(3) I'm a celebrity

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent."

Snap!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

And again, utter shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent."

Same

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.

2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.

3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.

I need a lie down now

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent.

Same

Snap - need a thumbs down smiley.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

1. big brother

2.football

3.all the soaps

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

East fukkin endaz! Hate it.

Top gears mint.. Clarksons God! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronation Street

Eastenders

Emmerdale

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent."

Yep, me too. Seems to be a recurring theme here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Brother

F1 (sorry I'm a bike fan!)

Law and Order US

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent.

Yep, me too. Seems to be a recurring theme here. "

Agreed - seriously, these shows get broadcast due to the fact that despite the criticisms, they get high ratings, but then that's the same mentality as raising your kids of crisps and because they prefer them to real food.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Top gears mint.. Clarksons God! ??"

Is he a God of black magic so I can stick pins into him??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

corronation street

emmerdale

x factor

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Big brother.

All the soaps.

I'm a celebrity (not including the one where they have to eat kangaroo bullocks etc i never miss that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin' all of the above !!!!!!!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

1) The Apprentice

2) Dragons Den

3) Big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only man in Britain never to have watched Top Gear?

This is because -

a) I have absolutely no interest in cars other than a means of getting from A to B. I generally pick them on the basis of colour.

and b) If I so much catch a glimpse of that idiot Clarkson, I started throwing things at the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy kyle

made in chelsea

towie,

big brother,

i know that 4 but couldn't decide a top 3,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slitting wrists seems rather harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy kyle

made in chelsea

towie,

big brother,

i know that 4 but couldn't decide a top 3, "

Jeremy Kyle and BB - yes

TOWIE and MIC - essential viewing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any reality show

any soap

any politics show

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Big Brother

TOWIE

Peter Andre: My Life!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cricket - that must be the dullest thing ever put on telly. It's even duller than Songs of Praise.

Real Wives of Beverly Hills

Teleshopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps

Kardashians

Katie Cuntbag Price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eastenders

oh and eastenders

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Eastenders

Big Brother

The apprentice

In no particular order!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just reading thru the thread... how dare someone say made in chelsea or 24!!!!! I am coming after ya!!!

big brother (after season 2)

loose women.....

bargin hunt....

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Eastenders

Any other

Soap !!!!!

A (fem)

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I really don't think I could just choose three. I am not a TV fan at all. Something has to be pretty special for me to want to watch it, which is why I don't have a TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sport

All soaps

All "talent" shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brother. Eastenders and any film with subtitles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’ll fix it

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Coronation Street

Eastenders

Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.=football

2.=football

3.= that would be effing football cause Its shite. Xx

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Bbc1

Itv

Sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

Any of the regional bimbo shows like TOWIE, Geordie shores, etc I just cant cope with that level of stupidity

Loose women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football,

any of The only way is.....

Top Gear

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

bbc look north. bbc's one show .bbc news .don't want the british brainwashing corperation's left wing views in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Anything that's to do with Big Brother

2. I'm a "Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"

3. Dancing on ice (But its finished now

). So that means I pick X factor.

These are brain dead program's. Give me anything that can make me laugh or has a storyline in it and I will happily watch it.

Maybe some ladies can help me out with this one. All women on here say that its the mind they are attracted to and want someone who can stimulate the brain. Why do you ask for that is it because you don't get that when these shows are on? Which is virtually every day these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Only Way is Essex

Made in Chelsea

Hollyoaks

crystal

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jeremy kyle

Soaps

The only wat is Essex (or any of the similar shows)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things like 'airport' etc fuckme..if I wanted to see what someone else does for a job, I think I'd apply for the position

reality police programs

in fact almost anything that pigeons into reality tv

certain documentaries are becoming insanely bad.. dogging,ufo thing etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.

2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.

3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.

I need a lie down now

Apart from deal or no deal - i'm shocked and appalled by your choices hels - I truly am!

Jack Bauer is a god and could have Chuck Norris with both hands tied behind his back, his feet tied together and his cock in an angry rottweilers mouth!!!

And Top Gear? It's Car Porn for men - and i've been on the bloody waiting list for tickets for years! I'm probably more likely to win tomorrow night's lottery - in which case i'll just buy myself the chance to be 'star in a reasonably priced car' and have Fab emblazened on the sides for advertising purposes!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jeremy kyle

Soaps

The only wat is Essex (or any of the similar shows)"

way not wat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

"any reality show

any soap

any politics show"

think you've got that spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree top gear sucks, they all suck, like suckers..

Im not into cars at all..same as football.. the odd car is nice blahhblahh

but to talk about them like u wank over the bonet ala topgear... absolute drivel

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"1) Top Gear, bored of the 'Let's be absolute twats on the telly' routine now.

2) Deal or No Deal. How f'king long does it take them to open a box ffs? Bet they take f'king ages at Xmas to make sure the wrapping paper doesn't get ripped and they can save it for next year.

3) 24 (due to return apparently) how many times can 1 person save the USA in a day?! And their annoying ring tones rarrrrrr.

I need a lie down now

Apart from deal or no deal - i'm shocked and appalled by your choices hels - I truly am!

Jack Bauer is a god and could have Chuck Norris with both hands tied behind his back, his feet tied together and his cock in an angry rottweilers mouth!!!

So have I! 9 years I believe! No chance x

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

All the scripted reality shows like TOWIE etc. I just want to taser all the vacuous twats on those shows.

Deal or no deal - a show that should take 2 minutes stretched out, with fake camaraderie thrown in.

Lost - most overhyped tv programme of all time. Got told by the usual empty vessels at work to watch it as it was the best programme ever, in fact it was crap. Watched another episode just to make sure it was just a poor episode, but no that was crap as well!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

X factor (any talent show)

Big bro (any "reality" show)

Eastenders (any soap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching TOWIE last night god that felt my eyes bleed

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

East Enders

Emmerdale

Corrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is essex

made in chelsea

desperate scousewives

I have to leave the room when that shite is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, the Apprentice.

Not hot on soaps, bit do watch now and again.

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Deal or no Deal

Cash in the attic

Dickensons Deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sex and the city

what UTTER pish..strong independent 90's women...aye right, seemed they couldnt do without men in almost anything..

apart from buying shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X Fucktor

Any political shows

Lorraine Kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"X Fucktor

Any political shows

Lorraine Kelly "

I'd ram her gub tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. master Chef

2. BTG

3. Jeremy Kyle

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"Cricket - that must be the dullest thing ever put on telly. It's even duller than Songs of Praise.

Real Wives of Beverly Hills

Teleshopping"

Cricket? Where the hell is that thumbs down icon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Brother, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent."

Yep me too oh and :

Made in Chelsea

The only way is Essex

Geordie shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Soaps

Dr Fing Who

Reality tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big brother

The only way is Essex

Geordie Shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we agree, TV is a crystal slop bucket with which we can view the turds of our society, with the occasional glimpse of gold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we agree, TV is a crystal slop bucket with which we can view the turds of our society, with the occasional glimpse of gold?"

hahaha brilliant! I'm definitely gonna use this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything with piers morgan in

he is a cunt of the highest order,name dropping christian fuckwit

towie bunch of no bodies

big brother same shit for over 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anything with piers morgan in

he is a cunt of the highest order,name dropping christian fuckwit

towie bunch of no bodies

big brother same shit for over 10 years"

Do you feel better now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Deal or No Deal.

Any Soap.

Miranda

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Any fucking renovation. Decorating / house buying shite

Cookery , Bakery or Fucking Knittery.

Datingery , Pettery , or Zombiery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know any crap programmes. If they are crap I don't watch them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xfactor, towie and anything involving Peter Andre that guy does my head in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many to pick individually so it'll have to be categories for me:

Sport

Reality shows

Soaps

YAWWWWWWWN

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