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🫦my mate fancies u🫦 part 3

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford

Let's keep going I'm still in

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By *ormal_ManMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

Still in…

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
5 days ago

Manchester

Still in

And message from a lovely gentlemanMessage for Wolvesxcouple:

I would love to share a sensual kiss with you & then see where the evening takes us

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

Still in happy to be postie also for a bit

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By *ester_jayMan
5 days ago

birmingham

I’m in since I got my first one haha. Happy to share if that’s also what saying I’m in does?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 days ago

Reading

I'll join in for a bit.

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull

Oh go on, god loves a trier

So I’m in

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

I’m still in x

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago

In...x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH

Im in... I still dont know who wanted my belt in the last one. 😉

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 days ago

SW1A1AA

Back in

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford

From a lady who's too good for my eyes.....

Message for Genuine_J87

Would like to have a cheeky social with this guy and he would tell me all about the trouble he got into last time he was on this thread.

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By *rummyladMan
5 days ago

Birmingham

Still in

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH

Message for cherry cola 98 from an understated gent..

Do you taste just like C-O-L-A, cola?

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By *lusive KittyWoman
5 days ago

In the countryside

I'll join in for a little while

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

In

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By (user no longer on site)
5 days ago


"Message for cherry cola 98 from an understated gent..

Do you taste just like C-O-L-A, cola?"

If that's a reference to the Kinks' song I think it was about a man dressed as a woman so I'm not impressed lol

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town

Ah go on ill be in for this one 😁

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

Message for Captivating24 from an exceptionally sexy lady

“Looking forward to a little flirting adventure see if I can dangle a hook “

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

From a lovely forum guy 🥁(drumroll)

Message for heard of vampires, please.

Oh you can suck my blood anytime…

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"Ah go on ill be in for this one 😁"

Ah you’re free, they making you wear an ankle tag? 😘

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH

Message for Catnip make me purr:

From a great fella

Would love to meet and give u a youthful experience

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By *elsh.CoupleCouple
5 days ago

South Wales

I'm in 😜

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By *ision21Man
5 days ago

Newcastle Under Lyme

In for a bit.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"Ah go on ill be in for this one 😁

Ah you’re free, they making you wear an ankle tag? 😘"

Yes and ive had a smacked bottom... i liked it 😉

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By *ldbikerider6Man
5 days ago

Sheffield

Go on then I'm in

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"Still in

And message from a lovely gentlemanMessage for Wolvesxcouple:

I would love to share a sensual kiss with you & then see where the evening takes us "

Ohhhhh intrigued 👀

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By *hyKentGuyMan
5 days ago

sheerness

I’ll give it another go!

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster


"From a lovely forum guy 🥁(drumroll)

Message for heard of vampires, please.

Oh you can suck my blood anytime…"

Oh well the Vampire thing is Vamps fault lol but a bit of neck nibbling is ok...dependant on who's doing the nibbling

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

For ThickThighs26 🔥

Your leopard print makes me roar. 😈😈

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

For _urve_your_enthusiasm:

I’d like to get my protractor out to measure your delicious curves

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull

For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while

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By *aptivating24Man
5 days ago

castleford

Back in

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"For ThickThighs26 🔥

Your leopard print makes me roar. 😈😈"

Haha i know who this is. I'd roar you ... especially in a suit 😉

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford

Don't forget the OP🙈

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What the hey, I'll be back in for this round...

🖤

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By *he MinionMan
5 days ago

Surrey

I'm in 👋

Also happy to be a postman 💌

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

So I received this for errrr me! 🤣🤣

Absolutely gorgeous young lady x

Can’t be doing with being secretive lol

Have a great Sunday

Thanks to my not so secretive admirer 💋

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By *hinstrapMan
5 days ago

sheffield

Still optimistic and in

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By *ester_jayMan
5 days ago

birmingham

For Welsh.couple from a cheeky boyo

Love the pearls in the last pic. Hope you don’t mind i want to move them with my teeth

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By *ester_jayMan
5 days ago

birmingham

((If I don’t do this correctly do tell. Person who messaged me)

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while "

Come for a swim and drown in my bottomless pools of flirtatiousness

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while

Come for a swim and drown in my bottomless pools of flirtatiousness "

She's sponsored by Thames Water, you know...

Come for the bottomless pools of flirtatiousness. Stay for the Filth.

😜

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

Message for the sexalicious, bodacious and buminatrix ThickThighs from a hunk gent

“I bet your thighs would look amazing wrapped around me”

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By *ormal_ManMan
5 days ago

Harrogate


"So I received this for errrr me! 🤣🤣

Absolutely gorgeous young lady x

Can’t be doing with being secretive lol

Have a great Sunday

Thanks to my not so secretive admirer 💋"

They’re not wrong though, tbh.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

For Captivating24 from a luscious lady who's part of a couple:

You make me melt 🫠

Such a genuinely lovely guy and sexy AF. I could get lost in those eyes 🥵🥰

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"Message for the sexalicious, bodacious and buminatrix ThickThighs from a hunk gent

“I bet your thighs would look amazing wrapped around me”"

I hope you like it tight

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

From a beautiful woman to Davinatv:

Please tell davina TV

Science fictionnnnn... double feature.

And yes i will be in her team orgy 😘

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

Message for umm me from me.

Stanners quit procrastinating on the forums, go make tea and clean those golf clubs you lazy twonk!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while

Come for a swim and drown in my bottomless pools of flirtatiousness

She's sponsored by Thames Water, you know...

Come for the bottomless pools of flirtatiousness. Stay for the Filth.

😜"

There’s a paddle with your name on it 🤣

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By *anielandSKCouple
5 days ago

Oxfordshire

In again for part 3 and can be postie

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By *layfullsamMan
5 days ago

Solihull


"For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while

Come for a swim and drown in my bottomless pools of flirtatiousness "

Reply to this message

would but unfortunately I fall under your preference. To young to experience that sweet seduction and flirt it seems

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town

One from me to _tanners.

There once was a man from stanley.

He was rugged and quite manly.

But something happened one day.

He bent over to play.

The butter came out.

And my strapon slid up his spout.

And now his bumholes quite dangly 😘😘😘😘

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"One from me to _tanners.

There once was a man from stanley.

He was rugged and quite manly.

But something happened one day.

He bent over to play.

The butter came out.

And my strapon slid up his spout.

And now his bumholes quite dangly 😘😘😘😘

"

❤️, I’ve almost de-gaped back to normal, same time next week?

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By *aptivating24Man
5 days ago

castleford


"For Captivating24 from a luscious lady who's part of a couple:

You make me melt 🫠

Such a genuinely lovely guy and sexy AF. I could get lost in those eyes 🥵🥰"

Wow what lovely words off a very sexy lady.

Thank you so much 😘😘

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"One from me to _tanners.

There once was a man from stanley.

He was rugged and quite manly.

But something happened one day.

He bent over to play.

The butter came out.

And my strapon slid up his spout.

And now his bumholes quite dangly 😘😘😘😘

❤️, I’ve almost de-gaped back to normal, same time next week?"

Next week its double ended the others going up your nostril ❤️

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By *oolooa123Couple
5 days ago

PONTEFRACT

In why not x

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"One from me to _tanners.

There once was a man from stanley.

He was rugged and quite manly.

But something happened one day.

He bent over to play.

The butter came out.

And my strapon slid up his spout.

And now his bumholes quite dangly 😘😘😘😘

❤️, I’ve almost de-gaped back to normal, same time next week?

Next week its double ended the others going up your nostril ❤️"

Might cure the hayfever. Assume I still get the face sitting thing as my reward?

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"From a beautiful woman to Davinatv:

Please tell davina TV

Science fictionnnnn... double feature.

And yes i will be in her team orgy 😘"

Excellent! We can't lose. 😜🖤

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
5 days ago

(User no longer on site)

I'm back in 🦫

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"For _lirtyfilth

Stunning profile and could truly get lost in those eyes for a while

Come for a swim and drown in my bottomless pools of flirtatiousness

She's sponsored by Thames Water, you know...

Come for the bottomless pools of flirtatiousness. Stay for the Filth.

😜

There’s a paddle with your name on it 🤣"

A paddle? I thought I was up shit creek without one... 😂

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For _urve_your_enthusiasm:

I’d like to get my protractor out to measure your delicious curves "

Hope it's a big one!!

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By *cott45hullMan
5 days ago

Hull

I’d like to be in please

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

For _oolooa123 from a forum gent:

You have beautiful brown eyes. I could get lost in them.

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us 

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville

From a very sexy lady 🔥💋

Please will you tell _ig_eric_tion that tie would look good wrapped around my wrists 😈

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford

I hope a lady doesn't wanna do me 🙈

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH


"From a very sexy lady 🔥💋

Please will you tell _ig_eric_tion that tie would look good wrapped around my wrists 😈

"

Ooo. I wonder who those wrists belong to? 😉

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By *runkOnLustMan
5 days ago

West Yorkshire

Oooh I'm in

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us "

US? Who else wants their ass paddled? 😱😈

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us 

US? Who else wants their ass paddled? 😱😈"

If a queue forms, I'm blaming you...

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
5 days ago

IPSWICH

Message for FlirtyFilth:

From a stand up guy

Let me slide into ur DMs so I can show u a very pleasant time (said in the nicest humble kind most spectacular way)

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us 

US? Who else wants their ass paddled? 😱😈

If a queue forms, I'm blaming you..."

You’re helping me out. We could tag team them 🤣🤣😈

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By *urple MarrowMan
5 days ago

Colchester

You've got to be in it to win it, I'm in x

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us 

US? Who else wants their ass paddled? 😱😈

If a queue forms, I'm blaming you...

You’re helping me out. We could tag team them 🤣🤣😈"

Oh? Good idea... I'll get the sjambok!

😈

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester

In 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"In 🤷🏻‍♀️ "

Yes! I mean... I'll be postie 👀

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Apparently I look like a postie, and i *always* ring twice...

FlirtyFilth, my mate says...

Side note from my previous comment. If we come flirty with you do we all get name engraved paddles waiting for us 

US? Who else wants their ass paddled? 😱😈

If a queue forms, I'm blaming you...

You’re helping me out. We could tag team them 🤣🤣😈

Oh? Good idea... I'll get the sjambok!

😈"

My esteemed sucker for punish... I mean, mate, says...

I’m pretty sure I’d break but…well where’s the fun in not trying

😂

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By *ungyoungstud2026Man
5 days ago

newcastle

Who’s doing what add my Snapchat - Joeytrapzzz

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

For Destruction Dolly from a forum gent:

Fancy a snog and a cuddle? I'd love to be your big spoon.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For Destruction Dolly from a forum gent:

Fancy a snog and a cuddle? I'd love to be your big spoon."

Only if you agree not to call it snogging like we are teenagers

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"For Destruction Dolly from a forum gent:

Fancy a snog and a cuddle? I'd love to be your big spoon.

Only if you agree not to call it snogging like we are teenagers "

Agreed. I mean...👀😂

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By *quirrel!Man
5 days ago

Wirral

I’m in xx

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By *ike341Man
5 days ago

Leamington Spa

I fancy the pants off CherryCola, if she was wearing any.

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
5 days ago

Lancaster

For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend

Back in for a bit. I need some distraction from this boring e-learning 😩😩😩

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )"

Well this is a new one on me!

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By *ewcuriouscouple12Couple
5 days ago

Cork

In 🙂

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

In for a bit, last time I joined at the end 😂😂

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me! "

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

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By *irthybellMan
5 days ago

cockermouth

In

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory

In

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it "

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to "

I had to look at your age then 😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town

Shammalamadingdong i'd like to touch your dongalonga

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂"

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲

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By *emptme1993Man
5 days ago

manchester

I’m in

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"Shammalamadingdong i'd like to touch your dongalonga "

It's a date. Let's do this. 👍🏾😁

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By *quirrel!Man
5 days ago

Wirral


"Shammalamadingdong i'd like to touch your dongalonga "

What’s the second verse?

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By *evilinDavinaTV/TS
5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲 "

Oh wonderful. If DD is old, I'm positively ancient... 😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲 "

Time waits for no one. You're not even 40 yet. Close. But no. A great woman once said: this is middle aged.

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲

Time waits for no one. You're not even 40 yet. Close. But no. A great woman once said: this is middle aged."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 days ago

SW1A1AA

Still in

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to "

Well I'm old enough to get u pregnant I don't see an issue🙈

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲

Oh wonderful. If DD is old, I'm positively ancient... 😂"

😆 Sorry, I was just being self-depricating

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By *hisIsMe58Man
5 days ago

Winchester

I'm in

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲

Oh wonderful. If DD is old, I'm positively ancient... 😂"

I've got 6 years on you,so I'm a relic

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

Well I'm old enough to get u pregnant I don't see an issue🙈"

My man... let's just not go there with that argument

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

I had to look at your age then 😂

Yeah I'm getting old 🥲

Oh wonderful. If DD is old, I'm positively ancient... 😂

I've got 6 years on you,so I'm a relic "

Well I love older women like a lot of that makes u guys feel better

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For the lovely DestructionDolly from a lovely Chap.

Can u be my beans to my toast (basically can u sit on me )

Well this is a new one on me!

Yeah it's an interesting one, question is r u willing to do it

You're way too far below my age range sorry, I'm not into men I could have given birth to

Well I'm old enough to get u pregnant I don't see an issue🙈

My man... let's just not go there with that argument "

Well age is just a number TOO AN EXTENT SO IM NOT DEFENDING PEDOS

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

Well this has taken an odd turn

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town

Welll anywayyyyy anyone got any messages 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

For Diamondsmiles from a gentleman:

Do you like boats? Because I'd like you to motorboat me.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"Message for FlirtyFilth:

From a stand up guy

Let me slide into ur DMs so I can show u a very pleasant time (said in the nicest humble kind most spectacular way) "

Just seen this.

Absolutely, slip into my DM’s

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 days ago

Reading


"Message for Catnip make me purr:

From a great fella

Would love to meet and give u a youthful experience "

Are you calling me old?

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"Well this has taken an odd turn"

Had to say it cause when I read it without the disclaimer looks abit dodgy

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

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By *ampireWolvesMan
5 days ago

Essex

I’m drinking so I’m in!

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"Message for Catnip make me purr:

From a great fella

Would love to meet and give u a youthful experience

Are you calling me old?"

Who would do such a think😡

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"Welll anywayyyyy anyone got any messages 🤣🤣🤣"

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"Message for FlirtyFilth:

From a stand up guy

Let me slide into ur DMs so I can show u a very pleasant time (said in the nicest humble kind most spectacular way)

Just seen this.

Absolutely, slip into my DM’s "

Really🥹

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here?? "

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town

One for distruction dolly from a secretive gentleman

For Destruction Dolly please, screw the cuddles snogs and age discussions. Bend over and let me bang you so hard all your neighbours complain about the noise. Please 😁

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘"

Shouldn't middle age be based on the age u die so if u die at 30 u were middle age at 15

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here?? "

Oi oi you, get ya stotties out😘

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘"

🥷

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘

Shouldn't middle age be based on the age u die so if u die at 30 u were middle age at 15"

No.

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘

Shouldn't middle age be based on the age u die so if u die at 30 u were middle age at 15

No."

Why

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Happy to. If your 30-50 your middle aged. Your welcome 😘

Shouldn't middle age be based on the age u die so if u die at 30 u were middle age at 15

No.

Why"

Because its not its 30- 50.

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"For Thick Thighs from a lovely fella

Do you wish to create an age dispute to distract from whatever is being talked abou5 in here??

Oi oi you, get ya stotties out😘"

Me?? 😂🥯🥯

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford

Yeah but what if u don't even reach 30 everyone should have a middle age

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"Yeah but what if u don't even reach 30 everyone should have a middle age"

Im not a speaker of the people. I dont make the rules here.

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By *arathonMan86Man
5 days ago

Essex

Am I too late to join the party

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"Yeah but what if u don't even reach 30 everyone should have a middle age

Im not a speaker of the people. I dont make the rules here. "

But u just made the rule that 30-50 is middle age. U know what let me just jump off a cliff I cba

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"Yeah but what if u don't even reach 30 everyone should have a middle age

Im not a speaker of the people. I dont make the rules here. "

😂😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester


"One for distruction dolly from a secretive gentleman

For Destruction Dolly please, screw the cuddles snogs and age discussions. Bend over and let me bang you so hard all your neighbours complain about the noise. Please 😁"

😆 Well, seeing as you said please and remembered your manners

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

Q for BullRun

Have you played this lighthearted game before?

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"Q for BullRun

Have you played this lighthearted game before?"

What game?

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory

If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified "

What did you do? 👀

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified "

Oh dear, what have you done 🤣🤣🤣

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By *herry-blossomWoman
5 days ago

Stafford

I am in! Not being posted though.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified "

Did you message the recipient by mistake? 🤣🤣

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By *ampireWolvesMan
5 days ago

Essex


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Did you message the recipient by mistake? 🤣🤣"

Yup 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified "

Please tell the group as there is fuck all else going on

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Did you message the recipient by mistake? 🤣🤣

Yup 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣"

Good taste 😉

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified "

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory

As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂"

Stanners normally replies to thread instead of privately and everyone knows he wants to lick my toes x

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂"

Aye well,must be a co Durham thing 🤣🤣

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
5 days ago

Troublesville


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣"

C’mon then. Share 🤣

We all want a nosy

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂

Stanners normally replies to thread instead of privately and everyone knows he wants to lick my toes x"

Hahaha x

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂

Stanners normally replies to thread instead of privately and everyone knows he wants to lick my toes x"

Tbf he was just saying what we were all thinking

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣"

I've done it myself. Sometimes it's for the best. At least they know 😁

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

C’mon then. Share 🤣

We all want a nosy "

If you haven't already guessed I sent the message to vamp thank God it was filth haha

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley


"If you want to keep your fancies a secret then don't do what I've just done,I'm mortified

Hey, don’t worry about it, I’ve pretty much made every possible screw up there could be on these sorts of threads. I’m almost famous for it 😂😂

Stanners normally replies to thread instead of privately and everyone knows he wants to lick my toes x"

Ssshh ur giving away or code name for foofie 🤦‍♂️

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

I've done it myself. Sometimes it's for the best. At least they know 😁"

Aye that's very true ,he certainly knows now

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By *ampireWolvesMan
5 days ago

Essex


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

C’mon then. Share 🤣

We all want a nosy

If you haven't already guessed I sent the message to vamp thank God it was filth haha"

Was pure filth! With diagrams too! 😂😂

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By *KK.Man
5 days ago

Leeds

Is there room for one more? I’m In.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Round the bend

Message for pink shy 💌

Please tell pink shy that she has the most fabulous bottom. Such a lovely shape and in stunning knickers too

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By *ullrun OP   Man
5 days ago

Bradford


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

C’mon then. Share 🤣

We all want a nosy

If you haven't already guessed I sent the message to vamp thank God it was filth haha

Was pure filth! With diagrams too! 😂😂"

Would u like to share😅

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

Message for the Royal Stottie Hottie Pinkshy from the forums most sought after gentleman

“Fancy a summer romance? I've got chills and they're multiplying. You're the one that I want. 😉”

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By *ampireWolvesMan
5 days ago

Essex

From a forum legend and handsome suited man…

For Foxy Red:

If you fancy filth, would you be interested in making a human Oreo sandwich? You're the filling 😜

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"As vamp has just informed the forum yes I did send the message to the recipient

Hangs my heads 🤣🤣

C’mon then. Share 🤣

We all want a nosy

If you haven't already guessed I sent the message to vamp thank God it was filth haha

Was pure filth! With diagrams too! 😂😂"

Bluddy fibber ,😂😂

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By *quirrel!Man
5 days ago

Wirral

Message for Thickthighs from a lovely guy:

I were ever lucky enough to meet you my trousers and pants would instantly evaporate revealing my desperate, bursting to fuck you, hot sausage!

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By *oxy-RedWoman
5 days ago

pink panther territory


"From a forum legend and handsome suited man…

For Foxy Red:

If you fancy filth, would you be interested in making a human Oreo sandwich? You're the filling 😜"

Aslong as its a bluddy big oreo then yes

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"Message for pink shy 💌

Please tell pink shy that she has the most fabulous bottom. Such a lovely shape and in stunning knickers too"

Why thank you 😘

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By *ormal_ManMan
5 days ago

Harrogate

Just in case you’d all forgotten… I’m still here… 😂😂

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 days ago

funky town


"Message for Thickthighs from a lovely guy:

I were ever lucky enough to meet you my trousers and pants would instantly evaporate revealing my desperate, bursting to fuck you, hot sausage! "

Ahahahahaaaahahahaha. Show me the sausage!!!

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor


"Message for the Royal Stottie Hottie Pinkshy from the forums most sought after gentleman

“Fancy a summer romance? I've got chills and they're multiplying. You're the one that I want. 😉”

"

Is your power electrifying? 🔥

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London


"Just in case you’d all forgotten… I’m still here… 😂😂"

Hello Normal Man! Are you interested in doing normal things with normal people? Are you average at best? Is your best average? Well, look no further than Fab. A world of normal people doing normal things. Like gangbangs, bukkakes, threesomes, DP, DVP, DAP and so many more acronyms. It's all normal stuff. Let's make normal normal again.

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By *herry-blossomWoman
5 days ago

Stafford


"Just in case you’d all forgotten… I’m still here… 😂😂"

I feel like a third wheel in this thread

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
5 days ago

London

One for DestructionDolly from a man who looks incredible in a suit and without it:

Stop being busy with your real friends and meet your fab buddies for a drink at Download! But you arrange it, as I’m the ideas man! 😂

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

Ok so no name given and not replying to me.

Message for whoever wants it from a dashing gent

"please convey my desires and each time I look at the photos I wish I lived closest to her!"

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By *issBellaWoman
5 days ago

Flintshire

missed it all

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By *asty tatsyMan
5 days ago

london

I’m in please

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By *tannersMan
5 days ago

stanley

Message for the fabulous Mr tsquirrel from a lovely lady who’s managed to figure out the thread rules at last 😂

“can I please play with your nuts 😈”

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By *ampireWolvesMan
5 days ago

Essex


"Just in case you’d all forgotten… I’m still here… 😂😂

I feel like a third wheel in this thread"

Mange tout my petit pois!

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By *quirrel!Man
5 days ago

Wirral

Message for Pinkshy:

If this were a thread about “Boing” I’d fill it with boings for you!

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